MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] weareallaverageGood: 154Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

embrace her fear.

[ - ] LeanBeanGood: 53Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Hahahaha your comment brought a tear to my eye. *dabs eye with handkerchief*

[ - ] Awesomeness1Good: 34Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Oh boy. Thats a good one.

[ - ] fifipooGood: 12Bad: 612 years, 3 months ago

That's what she said.

[ - ] rashatahaGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

lol it took me a while to get that, but lol

[ - ] llamamasterGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

lmao!!!!!!!

[ - ] cylinderGood: 23Bad: 172 years, 4 months ago

what is wrong with you?

[ - ] weareallaverageGood: 18Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

You're on your computer while taking a dump? that's not unsanitary at all. /sarcasm

[ - ] MoonShoesPotterGood: 53Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Holy snap... I'd have screamed. XD

[ - ] MarvoloGood: 5Bad: 262 years, 4 months ago

edit: ffff replied to the wrong comment sorry Dx

[ - ] AllTimeLivGood: 35Bad: 12 years ago

LOL. I bet the girl put this on FML: "Today my mom and i were about to leave a store but I told her to wait because I wanted to say goodbye to all the mannequins. I was at the last one and hugged it, and it hugged me back. I've never screamed so hard in my life."

[ - ] justwowGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

XD if i see that story i will tell you

[ - ] Werewolflover4evaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Me 2 :) y'kno, once I'm done laughing my ass of ;D

[ - ] weareallaverageGood: 12Bad: 82 years, 4 months ago

Wanna know what the best joke /I've/ heard in ages is? You're not annoying!

[ - ] LightningSparkGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Well...

[ - ] emshilieGood: 45Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That is the funniest and meanest thing I've heard in a while. I would have peed my pants :p

[ - ] weareallaverageGood: 21Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

Hahaha. you don't have one.

[ - ] kunai25Good: 38Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

awesome, i am tempted to try this

[ - ] justwowGood: 7Bad: 12 years ago

i wonder what would happen if you did this in Walmart? O.o

[ - ] raceylacey07Good: 10Bad: 692 years, 4 months ago

How do you scream hard?

[ - ] NewLightGood: 18Bad: 182 years, 4 months ago

yo guddybuddy, ima letchu finnish, but NO ONE CARES! NO ONE!

[ - ] ThatStupidEmoGood: 27Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I plan on trying this when I go to J.C. Penny this weekend for my little sister... and I kinda want to buy a new backpack... But that's irrelevant.

[ - ] AntiNinjaMovementGood: 95Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago

I've heard your mother scream that hard. ...I apologize. I had to.

[ - ] Awesomeness1Good: 28Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

Forgiven

[ - ] star12Good: 42Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

LOL! i just laughed so hard at this. amazing. ps: i made an account on MLIA just so i can comment this haha=]

[ - ] ShiarraelGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Ha. You are awesome. :P

[ - ] JaneDoeyGood: 2Bad: 172 years, 4 months ago

as an actual seahawks fan I would just like to tell you to GO DIE PLEASE. DON'T BRING SHAME TO THE 'HAWKS, YOU ASS. (@NewLight: I love you)

[ - ] lanice2404Good: 6Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Awesome :D. I plan on trying this in the near future.

[ - ] nollanGood: 6Bad: 382 years, 4 months ago

were you by yourself pretending to be a mannequin? cause if you were you have some issues.

[ - ] SoulofMikauGood: 2Bad: 802 years, 4 months ago

you pretended to be a mannequin? What are you, autistic?

[ - ] CookieMonstressGood: 28Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

It's called creative smart one. Someone appears to be a little too left-brained.

[ - ] 0AverageJoe0Good: 36Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

How do u pretend to be a mannequin? I work at jcpenny and all our mannequins are solid white. Most don't even have heads...

[ - ] conflictcatGood: 18Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

The OP didn't say he/she was at JC Penney. There are lots of different styles of mannequins in existence.

[ - ] elfycaraGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Lol, awesome.

[ - ] EmpatheticGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That. Is. Fantastic.

[ - ] Emii-09Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

LOL that's so funny!! :D i might try that.. =P

[ - ] yourladyirisGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

You my friend just totally made my day! *big smiles*

[ - ] likewhoahGood: 25Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

I bet I can go harder. (Sorry, had to.) But most of the mannequins where I live are white and don't even have heads on them, let alone hair and such ?? I'm confused as to how you could mistake someone for one. They'd have to be extremely pale. And beheaded.

[ - ] juleszomgGood: 19Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

It was in Old Navy where all the mannequin are like FRIGGIN lifelike.

[ - ] BoxingDayBabeGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

they're like that in the Debenhams in my town - i must try this when i'm bored of waiting for my friends

[ - ] GretchenWeinersGood: 5Bad: 162 years, 4 months ago

I'm fairly certain you can get arrested for that in at least twelve countries :/ That poor child. I hope she bit you or something.

[ - ] thehoboroboGood: 5Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

is your name referring to mean girls?

[ - ] Awesomeness1Good: 18Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

No, thats her real name.

[ - ] GeorgeXVXGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

this is really good. if zombie land taught us anything its enjoy the little things. this is a win

[ - ] BoxingDayBabeGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

ZombieLand scared me so bad and the guy i was sitting next to inched further away every time i got freaked out and hid behind my hands

[ - ] easily-distractedGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

oh thts hilarious

[ - ] MissTinkerbellGood: 1Bad: 452 years, 4 months ago

fake much?

[ - ] justagirlintheworldGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

OMFG This made me laugh so hard. Damn. XD Win.

[ - ] GlumbumbleGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I no highly respect you! Infact, I may love you! ADOPT ME!

[ - ] pinkdot23Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

HAHA I love it!! I would have screamed too!

[ - ] confused-n-dangerousGood: 12Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I literally laughed out loud while reading this. That is the first time that's actually happened to me. Congratulations random person who enjoys scaring small children.

[ - ] michelleroxy21Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

haha. that's great.

[ - ] sophieheloiseGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

YOU. LENGEND. scaring kids is so much fun!

[ - ] princess9Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

HAHAHAAHA I haven't laughed so hard all day. I made an account on MLIA just to comment this too.

[ - ] MissGiqqless15Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

LMAO HAHAHA Thats Too Funny For My Money.

[ - ] gummybearsftwGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

hahahahaha thts horrible yet hilarious

[ - ] allysoniaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

LOL! you're amazing!

[ - ] kimberlaayyxoGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

ahahaha this is soo creepish but i love it!! :D

[ - ] bethimarGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Honestly, if I were the mother, I probably would have had to hold back A LOT not to kick this person's behind. But I still chuckled. ...Creepy, but amusing.

[ - ] vakapoloGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

"Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin" lol

[ - ] curranccGood: 4Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago

you were in a store pretending to be a mannequin...? your life is not average....

[ - ] AccioFawkesGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

hahahahh, I've always wanted to do that! (:

[ - ] PotterCullenloveGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Best idea ever... I am going to a department store asap

[ - ] lilbob93Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Nice wish I would have done that!!

[ - ] ammehhGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

LEGEND! that is all.

[ - ] lncg10Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

AHAHAHAHHAHA thats hilarious!!!

[ - ] breannababy96Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

HAHAHAHA !. i have no clue who you are but you are my new best friend .

[ - ] yoflomoGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

wow ive never actually LOLed at an MLIA till now. ha i love you!

[ - ] OMGAFlyingCookieGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

You inspire me !! ;D

[ - ] flowerchild12Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

this is EPIC! i seriously laughed for five minutes after reading this :D

[ - ] animalstar4Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Oh, that just made my want to die of laughter. :D

[ - ] Hahn911Good: 12Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I hugged a mannequin once, im pretty sure it wasn't real, it had no head

[ - ] cyberferociousplatypusGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

A very average comment, nicely done :)

[ - ] enjois8rGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

OMG ROTFL

[ - ] eiramenialleGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

THIS IS AMAZING! Made me laugh so hard.

[ - ] artsy916Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I give you Kudos. Haha. I would have freaked. good job :]

[ - ] bluefirefly13Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

that poor girl is going to be scared of department stores now haha but its hilarious!!!

[ - ] kaylaajoyyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha. I laughed so hard when I read this.

[ - ] lindsayiscoolfulGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

EEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!

[ - ] creepGood: 4Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

I love doing that. but i prefer to scare little boys.

[ - ] lovexlaylaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH , i wanted to laugh so hard at that but i cant cuz its 1 AM and everyones sleeping :pp

[ - ] animaluverz28000Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Gold, baby, gold

[ - ] cyberferociousplatypusGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

I saw a little girl posing as a mannequin the other day. It made my day of course I thought of this, and it made my day :D

[ - ] lovelabellavidaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

whenever asks me what MLIA is I show them this post... because I still laugh every time :)

[ - ] Acelink230Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA reminds me of this play i did for my theater class at school where the mannequins come to life

[ - ] morrigannGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

wow that was great. . . . wounder if i could pull that off??

[ - ] MeghanledgerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh my!!! I just laughed SO hard at this! My dad walked in at the wrong time and saw me rocking back and forth on the group laughing, after I fell off my chair... It just made me laugh harder! :) Thanks!

[ - ] yankloverGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

HILARIOUS!!!

[ - ] HereIsFiveDollarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] tacosandbananas32Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I love how you just start with, "Today, I was in the store pretending to be a mannequin..." and everyone just thinks accepts that. I love this website.

[ - ] kiwi456Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

the poor little girl!!

[ - ] Moshi_MonstaarGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hahahahaha. That's an epic win, right there. :))

[ - ] PrincessCarrinaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

omigod, I just laughed so hard I cried. That is epic win, good sir.

[ - ] jayanellyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME! CONGRATS! YOU'RE NOW ONE OF US! Here's the club name: Mannequinsoftheworld. Look us up! ; )

[ - ] carebear97Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MLIA EVER!

[ - ] vijroxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

MINE TOO OMG

[ - ] SoooSharonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

LMFAO, oh my god. That is hilarious.

[ - ] wonderwomen123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

ahahahahaha! i would've loved to see that

[ - ] fenway41fanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

STRANGER DANGER!

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