MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

And you suck at puns.

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Insult me will you? Well I'll just have to PUNch you in the face.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yes I would like some toast (:

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

me to :D

[ - ] watershipdownGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You seem to have dropped an "o".

[ - ] VoterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

you seem to have dropped my jaw mmm gurl you fine can i getcho numbah?

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Do that and I'll have to PUNt you across the yard.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Hahaha! You guys are so punny!

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Cunt PUNt!

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'll have to PUNish you if you do that.

[ - ] SterskiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I wanted to remark upon your PUNctuation but I see nothing wrong.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

This post isn't bad. I'm sure a lot of people have gotten confused as well.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*feels forehead* Are you ill?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Actually I'm still a little sick.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Awe sorry,hope you feel better *hugs*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Do you wanna make him your personal fuck buddy?

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

rofl what happened next?

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Babies were shaken?

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

SHAKE THE BABIES! SHAKE EM HARD!

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lol i get it :))))))

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Batman's a hooker?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No u.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

It's because no one likes him as a superhero.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

SPIDER MAN FTW.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

FUCK YES!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

FUCK YES!

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

WOOT!

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Well, all those tools have to have some use, right?

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Right. Lmfao. <333

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Tools?

[ - ] Team_Player123Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

um why would you ask? Wouldn't you just go get it??

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I get Anal yze this?' He said yes and pulled my pants down to Anal yzes that. I can't feel my farts now.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

you mispelled its not anal yze its analize.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No, it's analyze.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

r u sure wow i feel so dum

[ - ] FrenchyToastEaterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Shit. I forgot to laugh.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

BATMAN <333333333

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

NZC <33333333

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Gorteh <333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

How's shit?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Pruddy good thanks, y tu?

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm good.

[ - ] haitiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

We don't have any DVD players, bitch.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

BCF?

[ - ] haitiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

KPL?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I thought he died!

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

But you do have KevinPL. And crosses.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

KPL actually lives near DC.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

So he lied when he said he was from Haiti?! I KNEW IT!

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

From, I don't know. Living there now, fuck no.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

They have the bragging rights of having KPL from Haiti.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Wait...sorry for being stupid but is Haiti, KevinPL?

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I don't know.

[ - ] haitiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

NO I AM NOT KEVINPFUCKINGL.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You are if we say so.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You mean you went to the local video shop and you didn't even rent porn?

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Eye c wat he did thar.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

-makes joke about Batman-

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Nananananana Batman!

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Banananananananana's taste good!

[ - ] ihazacanofcheezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Help me procrastinate please?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

LETS UNITE! TOMORROW!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING NOW!

[ - ] haitiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Help me get food and nourishment, thx.

[ - ] ihazacanofcheezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Here's a cookie.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yesh?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You better be BCF or someone that knows the Haiti joke, so help you God. I have a feeling it's someone I love though.

[ - ] haitiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Nope.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

EW. GTFO OF THIS NAME.. IF YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR THE ACTUAL JOKE, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I've been doing that all day.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

So....has anyone here seen the movie, Kickass?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I want too.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's pretty good, one of the better movies out this year. (:

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

That's good.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah, I've seen it.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Did you like it?

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I just watched it a couple hours ago.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*Plays Billy Joel on the Piano* Anyone have any suggestions? I'll play any piano rock songs you want.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

In the End. Linkin Park.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Sorry. Cookie's suggestion wins.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

D:

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm sorry, but it's true. It is the best Linkin Park song there is though.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<3 Best Linkin Park song

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

but i cant here you!!!1

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Piano Man. Billy Joel.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*Plays* Since you can't hear me, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBC6IVP-C84

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

anything by lady gaga shes awsum!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

SHE IS.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Oh God. Alright, first, I said 'rock.' Second, I'm adding to the rules for suggestions that it has to be GOOD music.

[ - ] JenicBabeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

i dont get it....lol but wow never went to where people comment and well this page is scary lol

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Good. Now GTFO.

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

want too be friends?

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

lol i no rite but its ok OPs can stick 2gether

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*winks seductively*

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Glad you know it. If you would like to remain here without being further scared please use proper grammar and punctuation. And no 'lol' Thank you.

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

NOOB!!! ATTACK!!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

That doesn't make sense.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Hey, I have candy in my van. Wanna check it out?

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Tra-la-la! What kind meester?!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Uhmm.. All of your favorites.

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

How do you already know all my favorites alreay?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

AP is a very dedicated researcher.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I own a candy shoppe.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Hey biddy, how are you? ARIGH MUDDAFUCKA NO ONE CURS.. GTFO

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I see two drowning people in your comment. Do you like to drown people? What is wrong with you?

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I reply fail. 22_ 22

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

GTFO.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I....What just happened?

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lol idk i missed it

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

A good looking pretzel just showed up.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

WHERE!?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm looking at her. <3

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Oh you. <3

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<333

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You blacked out and the world ended.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*Erases '....What' and replaces '?' with '.'*

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

"I just happened." ??!??

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm trying to make 'happened' have some sort of sexual meaning. It isn't working that well.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm starting to dislike you again.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I arrived. So.....nothing really.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

BUT THAT'S IMPORTANT.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

ONLY WHEN I HAVE AWESOME THINGS TO SAY, BUT I DON'T.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YOU'RE STILL AWESOME.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

NO, YOU'RE AWESOME.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

NO, YOU ARE.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OKAY! BUT YOU ARE TOO. <3333

[ - ] bigtunahalpertGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

HAHAHAHHA that's so not funny.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

oh i thought it wuz thats y i posted it :(

[ - ] bigtunahalpertGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

thatz so xciting you get to b a published mliaer omgz!

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

i no i told my mum she wuz happy :DDDD

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I had to explain to my grandma what a hermaphrodite is just now.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YAY!

[ - ] Rick_NacylGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Awkward conversation?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Awkward....

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah. We were talking about Lady Gaga and I told her she was a hermaphrodite. She was totally clueless, I told her what it was, and she now swears my mind is filthy.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

...She's not wrong.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

True. I'm not filthy-minded around my family though. Much.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Nice. <333333333333

[ - ] haitiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Crosses.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

that where jesus died 4 u rite

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

KevinPL has 'em.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

KevinPL has 'em.

[ - ] Rick_NacylGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I think too much. I was daydreaming earlier and got thrown into a waking nightmare.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I think that I may be getting sick. >.< Fuck.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*dances*

[ - ] onetoughchocolatechipcookieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Bahahahaha! OP is just so average and funny. Everyone proceeded to love puns.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

really?

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I think it's funny that you haven't actually submitted any stories.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

did to

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/user/_____The_OP_____/stories/

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Go fuck yourself fucknugget.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I like this one, so...yep.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*points at random commenter* I like this one.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

:D oh i liek u 2

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's funny how the two n00bs replied.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lol im not a nOOb

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Flattery will get you nowhere.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Bribes will.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

;D

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

thx i lyk you two!

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

WTF. I want new post.

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

shhhhhhhhh

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Having a new post doesn't change anything. It might start a topic of discussion, but that is only a possibility.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Batman Forever sucked. Which is weird because Batman usually owns.

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

u suck

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

wut does he own???

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Me.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Really? I want to own you. It's not fair. D:

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*sells self at auction to you* There.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YES! *pretzel rolls Pretz around*

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

O_O *sells self back to Batman*

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

D: No! Come back. I'll let you have a computer under my bed.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I love how we are being trolled. :D I'm not even being sarcastic.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

It's a pretty weak attempt honestly.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah, I know. I want better trolls around this place, we only get shit ones.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah, why can't there be more trolls like Racist and DFRA?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Exactly! We only get the unoriginal ones that can't type for shit.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I know! Just look at ________________The_OP_________LINE______LINESLINESLINES. There have been so fucking many "OP" commenters that he has to put seven billion lines on each side of the name. That's originality for ya.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lol line isnt in my name

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Hahaha, it's fucking hilarious how they think they are annoying but in fact people that are actually stupid are more annoying.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I think this one's supposed to be humorous. *facedesk*

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

u must annoy alot of ppl then :P u r mean

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Fucking lolllerfish. I've trolled better than these people and I wasn't even trying.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Trolls think they can just get to us by acting like actual retards. That doesn't cut it these days.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It works on for a little bit, but then people get used to it and don't even recognise them between other commenters any more.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

POLL: Favorite color?

[ - ] VoterGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

the triangle

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I play the electric triangle.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

NO.

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

wtf hey other geometric shape you have seven sides right

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's eight, don't be stupid.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*Sigh* See, this is why America is so messed up. Any competent person could easily tell both of you that a nonagon has thirteen sides.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm not even going to argue with people about something this elementary.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

What? C'mon! It's fun!

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

An Octogon has eight sides!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

NO.

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

4?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

TWO RAINBOWS.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Supercalifragilousexpialidocious.

[ - ] TophatmanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I saw "sex" in their.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Well it's not in there so your eyes must be playing tricks on you.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

it is in their id show u but idk how to use the shift key

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You aren't being original at all, just use the shift key.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Sex is in there.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Just like 'condom' is in your username!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Blue. Really blue. The bluest of all blues.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

:O Me too, if I'm being serious!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

We have so much in common! Wanna go out with me?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Not you. Sorry, babe, but I'm over you.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

BURN

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Fffffffuuuuuuuuuu-

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

nnnnn!

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Lolzlolzlolzsure. <3

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YAY! <333

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I love you! Stay here if you can while I take a shower real quick. :) <3

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Okay. :)

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Your mom.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Neon orange.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Taco.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Hell yeah.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Me.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OMG NO WAY. You're my favorite color too.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Dude, we should totally have a color party. And acid. A trippy acid color party.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

That'd be fantastic.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Something irrevelent.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*irrelevant. So close.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*irelephant rite?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

The nonagon. <3

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

D'awww.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

DROP_DEAD.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YUS! <3333

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<33333

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You're my favorite shape.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

colour*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*color

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

B-but, I'm my favorite color.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Dark shades of red and purple.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Orange.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

A mix of Nonagon and DROP_DEAD.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<333333

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<33333

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Fifteen.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Batman is such a to- nevermind.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Totally awesome superhero?

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I thought it was already mentioned and didn't want to seem like a copy cat.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

WTF? Somebody made me a facebook. I don't even know the password, but somebody made it. That fucking pisses me off.

[ - ] VoterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

go poop on their face

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

no u

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Eat their souls. That same thing happened to a friend on myspace.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

>:( It's retarded!

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Souls are tasty. They don't really have a particular flavor, but the texture going down is very satisfying.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

IN BED.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Find/maul him/her/it/koala?

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

'Twas bound to happen eventually. I have a friend who refused to make a MySpace page, so five different people each made one for him.

[ - ] TophatmanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Who is "he"? Is the man not important enough to have a name? Jackass.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

He can sue if OP actually put his name in the story.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

During Food Studies today my friend and I got bored. We started playing word association. He said "condom" and I replied, "salsa." He didn't get it. It was awkward.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

POLL: Did you ever not rinse out the conditioner well enough and then your hair feels all crunchy afteR?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I don't even take showers.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

I don't even take showers.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Blue. Really blue. The bluest of all blues.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Like my vagina. Wait, what?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

UNNECESSARY.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I don't use conditioner.

[ - ] prophetGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

POLL: Have you ever dropped a comb in the toilet and then toilet goblins jump out and eat your mother?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Neon orange.

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Copy cat!

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

DROP_DEAD

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Nonagon.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Ummm..... Prophet?

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Luke Skywalkier.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

That happened to my nachos once, yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm made of clay, so no.

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

speeking of crunchy i stepped on a crunchy leef earlier

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lol sory if i hert u leef

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

tehehe :)

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lolololol it wuz my favorit storee

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

maybE

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Hey, remember when you typed like a normal person? Yeah? Let's go back to that.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

There is a Word of the Day.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Ohhaicutie.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

D_D!! <33333

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

What? Where? <33333

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*points at beautiful girl I'm talking to* There! <3

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*blushes* Aww, shucks. <3

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<333333

[ - ] Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

**sucks*

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm gonna audition for The Little Mermaid tomorrow. I'm so nervous.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You guys want to hear something erotic?

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Post 268.

[ - ] Post_268Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yes?

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YOU WHORE!

[ - ] Post_268Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah, that's me. *blushes*

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

http://vimeo.com/m/#/3554226

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Or 100 or 69. 69 is the best because I fuck myself.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<3 <3

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<3 <3 <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<3 <3 <3 <3

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

So, when people say "go fuck yourself" you can say that you have?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yep.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Llamafish69 theme song >>> closer by nin http://vimeo.com/m/#/3554226

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yes I think everyone is quite aware of that (:

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

pee pee

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Jesus Christ I'm done. I don't know how they really do it. Sorry for the failed trolling attempt.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Thanks hun.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Sixbillionsecrets is so depressing...

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Postsecret is better but they only update once a week :(

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I thought I was gonna start crying.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

But then I go to GMH and I'm all like D'AWW.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Is this a trick to get us to go to that website? It isn't working!

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Best post all day, sixbillionsecrets.org?

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No. It's just that I was on it and it depressed me and I decided to share because I just felt like it.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Lifesucksbigtime is helluva lot worse

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] PouffPouffPouffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's like nothing is good enough for you hardcore MLIA fans. I laughed at this. WAY more fun than finding it boring.

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