MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 23 years ago

Get naked.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 23 years ago

I approve of this idea.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*gets naked*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*does the same*

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*takes pictures?*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

How wonderfully kinky.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*runs around, falls over*

[ - ] bounceyGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*Helps up*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

Now you must be cold, falling over on the ground and all. *hands blanket*

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*curls up in blanket in fetal position, sucks thumb*

[ - ] bounceyGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*obviously was ignored....*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago

Fuck I was late and you got first.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago

:D

[ - ] bounceyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Look honestly i was kinda wanting the discussion to hurry up tuesday the school takes the laptops back for the summer and i won't be on anymore.....

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Then why does it matter?

[ - ] bounceyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

I only have a few days left with my friends i want then to be super fun....

[ - ] bounceyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

You know what fine forget it.....I'm just going to get off mlia for a bit.

[ - ] kassie17Good: 1Bad: 13 years ago

I hate ninja posts, ruined Tenchu for me.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 23 years ago

You have enough shit on? Pussy.

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago

Can I go to Hawaii with you?

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago

Ignore my precense!!!!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

*is crying in a corner*

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Tissue? *offers box of kleenex*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

*gives bacon and icecream*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

*is the unloved, adopted child* :(

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago

Now, I love all of my children. Except Timmy of course, he's a dumb little fucker.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*points to Kalyn* But she doesn't like me... *cries*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Who wears ski masks anymore? Besides OPs and robbers.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

And international terrorists.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Of course. Or maybe robbing terrorists who are OPs. *shudders* Terrible thought.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

False alarm, my replacement is going to be late. *completely ignores post with the N word in it*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*will also ignore post* So what hours do you work now? *can do the time conversions in his head, because he's not a tool*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I find out when I go into work on Friday for my first day what exactly I will be working. I know I get the weekends off though! *does 'gets weekends off' dance*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I get weekends off too! I'll, when not drunk or fixing home, be sure to pop in once in awhile to see if you're here.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

OP was wearing bright pink boots.

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

With Freddie Kruger smiling on them

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago

Why do you need a ski mask to shovel?

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Oh snap!

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Robbin' that motherfuckin' snow.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

Could y'all read something for me?

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

What

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I can read.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

2009-2010 Review Well here we are, at the end of the school year. People are leaving and new people are coming. At this point in time many of us are reflecting on the past. The cotton candy, throwing up on rides at the carnival because you ate too much, Ted Drew's all the time, popcorn, soda, all our teachers, and how could we forget exams. But other than that there are so many other things that just made this year worthwhile such as Nurses for Newborns bake sale, Africa week, Earth day, service day, and so on. Sometimes it feels like carnival was just yesterday. JBD came and went in a flash. Field day had an interesting outcome. And spirit assemblies were never a drag. And when we go to masses in our red blazers it looked like a sea of red.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I like it. I don't know what any of it means, because I don't go to your school, but it looks nice.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 33 years ago

2009-2010 Review Well here we are, at the end of the school year. People are leaving and new people are coming. At this point in time many of us are reflecting on the past. The cotton candy, throwing up on rides at the carnival because you ate too much, Ted Drew's all the time, popcorn, soda, all our teachers, and how could we forget exams. But other than that there are so many other things that just made this year worthwhile such as Nurses for Newborns bake sale, Africa week, Earth day, service day, and so on. Sometimes it feels like carnival was just yesterday. JBD came and went in a flash. Field day had an interesting outcome. And spirit assemblies were never a drag. And when we go to masses in our red blazers it looked like a sea of red.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

tl;dr double post

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

LULZ

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Personally I fucking hated the end of the year symbolic shit. The only reason I went to my graduations is to appease my family. I'd have just as soon finished my last class then went home. However, the article is well written.

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 13 years ago

Why is almost no one I love on in the morning?! :'(

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I'm on!!! *loves you*

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I didn't see you! *loves you lots*

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Hey hey now! I became your friend yesterday, did I not?

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Ummmmm, okay then. *now loves you*

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Yay!!! My mlia friends: slirricane, Kassie17, the troll, llamafish69, bumble-bee, aspiegirl, annabeth_chase12, kghero, captainkayln

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*iloveyoumarvindusty

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

My MLIA friends: The_Troll, kassie17(yes, I am on my own list), llamafish69, Kairu1, AA, llama, Nonagon, SNB, TOTS, RIPSNB, m_d, Darth_Revan, Dulcis_Venenum, Averageman18, asdfghjklgirl, Pillowbabysgrl, gochokeasmurf, theREALthat_girL, TheUnfortunateFlower, mannwulf, badlydrawnboy, cobaeda, K-Dubs, annabeth_chaser12, KGHero, and others I'm not in the mood to list.

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*violetobsidian, AverageRawr07.

[ - ] Kairu1Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Awww D: Llama is a better friend than me.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*wasn't even listed next to my own husband* *cries*

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I've known him longer D:, I love you more than I love him though!

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*moves cobaeda to the top of the list and huggles her*

[ - ] Kairu1Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

You love me more than him?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

NOt even me D:

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I am your friend?? *feels loved*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

*is obviously not loved* :(

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

You had disappeared. D: *huggles* Love you.

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Again... Tissue? *offers box of kleenex*

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Reply fail. My bad.

[ - ] Kairu1Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I guess you don't love me *Cries*

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

You keep coming off and on. *hugs* Don't cry. I did say "almost no one".

[ - ] Kairu1Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

You didn't even know I was here apparently D: That makes me feel loved...

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I...you...well...I love you, I promise, I just said that to bring the lurkers out.

[ - ] Kairu1Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I love you too :( *hugs*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*clears throat loudly*

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

... What?

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I said "almost no one", I lurve you!

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

Why do I have to leave for Algebra in less than ten minutes? WHY?! T_T

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Because your schedule says so?

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

.. Good point.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

But still, I don't wanna. Someone should go in my place so I can stay here and talk to you guys. :D

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

If it makes you feel any better, I have to go to chemistry in five.

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*is annoyed that every time I see a crying face I think my husband is on*

[ - ] The_GrapistGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

*Grapes OP in the mouth*

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Ahaha I see what you did there.

[ - ] The_GrapistGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Much credit to Fishcakes for the name, but I will claim the catch phrase.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Mmmm.. grapes.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*misses Therapist*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

*dances at bottom of post*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*dances to*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*joins* I got my shit packed. *dances more*

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*films*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 13 years ago

*goes to bed* Goodnight everyone! <3333333333333

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Night! Don't dream about dragons!

[ - ] The_GrapistGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

G'night, and beware large fruits that threaten to 'grape' you.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Nighty night <3

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Buh bye!

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Peace, brudda

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

Yay!!! My mlia friends: slirricane, Kassie17, the troll, llamafish69, bumble-bee, aspiegirl, annabeth_chase12, kghero, captainkayln

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

What the fuck? Asshat >.>

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Would you like to be apart of the list

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Yes please :)

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*adds to list* am I no longer an asshat?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I don't know who you are, yet I am your friend?

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Hi, I'm Marvin, nice to meet you. Wanna be friends? Super

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Hmmm....Is this some sad attempt to get ILYMD's love?

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

No I am going out with annabeth_chase12 and ilymd is not even on now

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*feels lonely*

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I'm not on the list either. :( I'll be your buddy :D

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*points up* I already added you

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I don't really know you. Hi, I'm Marvin, wanna be friends? Super

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*adds dragon to list*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I am your friend? *feels super de duper special*

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Yes...may I go to Hawaii with you?

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

It is up to Andy, he is paying for it all.

[ - ] AntiPotatoGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

You're not a ninja. A real ninja would never tell. *continues peeling potatoes*

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

What do you do with the potatoes after you skin them alive?

[ - ] AntiPotatoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Hag them on my front lawn as a warning to other potatoes that the end is coming. Sometimes I eat them.

[ - ] AntiPotatoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Hang*

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

tl;dr + saw ninja.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

OMG mlia is lyke not a place for you all to get married and make friends! UGH so immature, ROFL.

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

lol ya i ag3

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

WTF? IKR?

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Like I know right. Like how immature can these kids like get?

[ - ] dragonmunchiesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

But, this is the only place I have any friends... *stares in disbelief*

[ - ] fuckyoubitchGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

WOW.. honestly ? your being serous right now ? you are soo fucking STUPID ! fuckyoubitch

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I don't know what to say to this.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Why don't you share your love of the space bar with the shift key? It feels neglected.

[ - ] AntiPotatoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Yeah, caps lock is getting all the attention here.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*decides to dig a hole and die in it*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*helps dig*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*cries* Why do you hate me!!! *sobs*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I don't hate you! I was just trying to help.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*runs to a corner and cries* I'm the unloved child...

[ - ] ShikamaruGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Ill be ur friend =^.^=

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Would you like to plant a tree too? *throws seeds and adds water*

[ - ] hayde003Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

LOL thats funny, I just found this hilarious site that very similar to this site, but instead has Thats What She Said stories and jokes. There really funny just google twssmoments and the site should come up first result.

[ - ] ShikamaruGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Ninja fail but lol

[ - ] rana2001Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 4 weeks ago

Congratulation on being on TV Tropes!!!!

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