MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

But if you hadn't woken up late that never would have happened.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

...And then you woke up... again.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I wanna see your peacock.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

At dinner tonight, I sang that to my dad and sister because they didn't know it, and they were like *GASP* KELLY SAID SOMETHING THAT IS A LITTLE BIT NOT GOOD and it was so awkward.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Do they think you are all pure and stuffs?

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

The purest. :D

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA my family just ignores my lack of innocence.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

It was more awkward later on when my sister asked me why my knees were dirty. D:

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That's my ringtone for Brady! :D

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That's my ringtone for BeeP.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You think I'm kidding, don't you?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

SHOW ME YOUR PEACOCK ON FRIDAY SO WE CAN HAVE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY OHHH BABY

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

It's like the three worst songs in history put together.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Respect and Obey Authority isn't there, though. D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Kelly<3 I haven't heard that.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

:( No one has. It's such a good song, and the lyrics are so true to my heart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agexr88YHFE&feature=related

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Oh my God. <3 *dyez*

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I've been singing it all day.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Hahaha<3 <3

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

My favorite part is their dad driving around them in a circle on a riding lawn mower. xD Anyway, hihowareyou?<3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

<3 I'm really good right now. I just need to finish up some assignment thing. How are you? <3

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm okay. My feet hurt and I'm feeling a little pathetic because I tried to not comment for a week but I gave up because awesome people are here. :/ <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I would miss you if you didn't comment for a week. <3 Why do your feet hurt? *huggles feet*

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I know, but I was feeling asvnasvniaoewiajwf and needed a break but now I'm happy so I'm here. My feet hurt because I wore really uncomfortable shoes today but I'm too lazy to take them off. :P <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Well it's good you're happy. <3 <3 *noms shoes off*

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That sounds incredibly uncomfortable for your stomach. D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

My stomach will be fine.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Good. <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

:D <3

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That was funny the first three times you said it. You can stop now.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

Today, I woke up late and was late to my math class. My professor made me suck his dick to get in. MLIA

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Try explaining that to the MLIA commenters.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

silly, we don't understand anything! *falls asleep mid comment and continues with sleep talking

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

But I don't have to, so I don't have to try. Dipshit.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Oh, that was not what I wanted to say. Woops, that made NO sense what-so-ever.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

My car and a porcupine had I fight once. My car won.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Who started the fight?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

The porcupine. That bastard.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

It's always the quiet ones, isn't it!

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Or the nocturnal ones that decide to walk out into the middle of the highway are eleven at night.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Is your car okay? D:

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

For a while I thought it wasn't going to make it, but then I took it to the ICU and the doctors made it all better.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Apologize and do your work. Like I should be doing. But yeah, don't try it.

[ - ] Art_NerdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

How does something like that even happen?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy really love each other...

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

*listens to rest of story* THEY DO WHAT??? EWWW COOTIES!

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

They cook each other dinner.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ewwww! They don't wash their hands before they start cooking? OMG that's gross!

[ - ] Art_NerdGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

I'm not having this conversation!!!!!

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'M A VIRGIN!

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

or at least I WAS until I was 16...

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Lol, aren't you like, twenty-five and seeing someone or something?

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*ahem* 21 (I lied about being 20, age is a little touchy) and has had abigail for 6 months. OBVIOUSLY I'm not a virgin.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy get really drunk...

[ - ] dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Kelly!

[ - ] dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Kelly!

[ - ] dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Kelly!

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

...Hello.

[ - ] dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Sorry for the triplets, I've been lurking and think you're funny :)

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I keep thinking you're me. >=/

[ - ] dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Sorry Apples, but it took forever to try to get a new username and eventually I just said screw it.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

A new username...do I know you?

[ - ] dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You said like 1 thing to me once, but I've only commented like 3 times.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Kelly!

[ - ] dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

No need to imitate...

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

._.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Hi. :D <3

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Hiiii! How're you? :D <3

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

KAREN!

[ - ] ThatmsufanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2122/

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Boobs.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

= :D

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

=D WOO!

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*has those omg*

[ - ] ThatmsufanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I have the greatest picture for that. But I can't find it D:

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I has them!

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

New post.

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