MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] StalktressGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

*skeptic look*

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

The fuck you looking at?

[ - ] StalktressGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

The OP's post.

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Kk.

[ - ] TheResistanceGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Looking at fuck you what?

[ - ] TembaloolaGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago

ARRGGH Im not tge only one??!!

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

The fuck?

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Fuck? Well if you really want to.

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I really want to. *licks lips*

[ - ] nevershoutcassie_916Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

May i join ??

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

As long as you aren't a troll I don't mind. I enjoy random hello sex. Only thing that beats it is sex with a loved one. :3

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Agreed. Sex with someone you care about is the best.<3

[ - ] nevershoutcassie_916Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Well there isn't a problem with that... the troll thing i mean i am perfectly normal. However you define normal is your opnion though!

[ - ] TheResistanceGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Eww.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Does this happen in everyone's school? I call B.S.

[ - ] LiterateCowGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

It never happened in my high school, or in my college. I am glad this didn't happen.

[ - ] Darth_RevanGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I never went into my school's restrooms unless I had to. I never saw stories posted.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

When I was in high school, the only thing I ever saw in the bathroom was blood all over the toilet... Girls are gross. -_-

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

No, periods are gross. Girls are vicious.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I skipped with my friend one time, and he dragged me into the boys bathroom. It smelled like weed and shit.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Oops...

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

>fly-glomps<

[ - ] LiterateCowGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I didn't either.

[ - ] TheResistanceGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Bumper Stickers?!

[ - ] InternetDumbGuyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Just go back to your school bathroom, will you please?

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I think you just got a lot more lame.

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Death by lameness.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I hate it when that happens.

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

>sighs<

[ - ] TheResistanceGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Death by Formaldehyde. Isn't that the shit?

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I'm not even gonna bother.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I hope somebody started a comment section below there.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

You know what? I'm going to print MLIA stories, and their comments, and post it everywhere. Muahahaha.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 63 years ago

All you really need is BCF's legendary comment: Dear OP, Fuck you. Love BCF

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Like bad sex?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 63 years ago

All you need is BCF...

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

It was amazing.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago

Like bad sex?

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

The comments would be more interesting.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

I love shitting at work.

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Like a boss?

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

No, you need to yell it in a deep voice. LIKE A BOSS!

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

On Debra's desk?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

On Debra's face. MLIScat

[ - ] marvin_dustyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

And you got a little lamer

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Are you related to iloveyoumarvindusty? Or did you come before? Or are you a n00b who took that name? What ARE you?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Aw, how sweet.

[ - ] ReiIsMyNameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

There are very few people who even know about MLIA and not a whole lot are in my school...

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Awww, I have to leave. BAI ALL!!!!!!

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

D: Aww. Bye SNN! <3.14159265

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Bai! <3

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Bai! :3

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Daily dose of SPAM. http://www.formspring.me/CaptainAndy

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I'm bored as hell, so why not. http://www.formspring.me/PalmerTheNinjah

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

*makes a formspring to mindlessly spam, but only in appropriate situations and when there's a bandwagon to jump on. And on that troll's average yet heavily spammed across MLIA submission*

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago

Today, I posted MLIA stories in the bathroom of my school. They were taken down because it was unauthorized literature. My school and my life aren't awesome; they're just average. MLIA

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

Today, I walked into my school's bathrooms and found that there were demons everyhwere. MLIPossessed

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

>reads own post, is disappointed<

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

DV, where is your bride to be?

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

>sees grammar error, is ashamed< She's taking a nap. The whole KG thing really bothered her.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Is KG's mom getting any better?

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

No idea. She's recovering from attempted suicide. KG being there for her is really helping her. She really needs the support.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Oh my... :(

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Shit I need to go soon. Bye people! And non-people!

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Aww. I'm glad you include me in your byes since I'm in fact a poptart and not human. <3.14159265

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Byebye! :3

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I'm. Going. To. Die.

[ - ] MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

o_O I'll protect you! Why are you going to die though?

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

OP TALK!

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

We all are.

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Terrasoggy!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

If I got cooler I would die. *dies*

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Can we get a new post?!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Stupid old building. Getting electrocuted. Glad we have grounds.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

MLIA commenters seem out of it today. Myself included.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

It's true.

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I kind of am.

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

>looks at Moon< 64% full and decreasing...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

You know this...how?

[ - ] DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

I keep track. Anyways, that's only part of it.

[ - ] TheResistanceGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

My Life is Accomplished! HAHA!

[ - ] spintheskyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Today, I read this MLIA post during school with my friends. We proceeded to print out 15 pages of MLIA and tape them to every girl's bathroom in school.

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