MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] EsMuyVienGood: 45Bad: 94 years ago

I like

[ - ] keel5991Good: 16Bad: 483 years, 5 months ago

i still dont get it. haha

[ - ] 1994TriGood: 40Bad: 53 years, 5 months ago

On FML, there are hundreds of stories about someone having sex with someone that calls out a name that isn't his/hers.

[ - ] NitcGood: 8Bad: 173 years, 2 months ago

In case you haven't noticed... this isn't FML.

[ - ] Nakedwarrior2012Good: 11Bad: 13 years, 2 months ago

Thank you captain obvious, but that's why it's funny, because of all the fml posts

[ - ] Werewolflover4evaGood: 5Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago

This post is awesome :D

[ - ] theindievisualGood: 78Bad: 44 years ago

this is so much more interesting than anything i've ever seen on fml.

[ - ] NerkleGood: 9Bad: 243 years, 6 months ago

though i think it's better for MLIG.

[ - ] perez17Good: 4Bad: 1304 years ago

So then thers another guy named Tommy? Think about it. N are you named after thoes socks? -m.R lOgIc-

[ - ] hunter2279Good: 10Bad: 1024 years ago

oh ya dat shit so average it off da hook man

[ - ] NitcGood: 7Bad: 13 years, 2 months ago

. .. ...

[ - ] iammeanttoliveGood: 34Bad: 24 years ago

Well done.

[ - ] InvincibleAgentGood: 14Bad: 634 years ago

to some of us, your life is good. mylifeisg.com

[ - ] JessTheMessGood: 28Bad: 143 years, 9 months ago

i love you

[ - ] tapdancer962Good: 9Bad: 23 years, 12 months ago

haha! well thats a good thing!

[ - ] stereopumpGood: 10Bad: 763 years, 11 months ago

Why is it women yell names during sex...?

[ - ] Accio-OreoGood: 42Bad: 103 years, 8 months ago

would you rathr they say nothing ? that wouldd freak me out o.O

[ - ] RoseangelGood: 10Bad: 543 years, 10 months ago

what is if she yelled out "james" then what would you have done?

[ - ] theronbigcatGood: 52Bad: 33 years, 10 months ago

if she yelled james, it would've been posted on FML

[ - ] mightymattscramblerjrGood: 4Bad: 1443 years, 8 months ago

excatly, thats not funny, something that would be if ur girlfriend yelled out someone elses name

[ - ] icebat5000Good: 14Bad: 53 years, 7 months ago

Awesome.

[ - ] MLIATOMUCH10Good: 5Bad: 523 years, 10 months ago

haha i guess it was a get off me yell or a soothed keep on going yell

[ - ] ihaveanormallifeGood: 27Bad: 43 years, 10 months ago

That is freaking hilarious. [:

[ - ] animetlGood: 54Bad: 43 years, 9 months ago

holy shit my names tommy also

[ - ] igoonmliaGood: 72Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago

well now we know where she got that name.....

[ - ] iHateAmandaGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 4 months ago

touche

[ - ] crazywaffle124Good: 7Bad: 593 years, 9 months ago

your life is average?? wierdo

[ - ] jordyGood: 160Bad: 63 years, 9 months ago

today i didn't have sex...my life is average

[ - ] Jared8RandallGood: 10Bad: 13 years, 5 months ago

Hahahaha post that

[ - ] angelofmusic2004Good: 4Bad: 03 years, 5 months ago

haha love it

[ - ] india1Good: 4Bad: 03 years, 2 months ago

Me either. Go AVERAGES!

[ - ] AinsaneGood: 34Bad: 33 years, 8 months ago

it's stories like this that make me happy to have MLIA at our disposal. i'm glad we do not have to turn to the darkside of FML. are we not the luckiest.

[ - ] WewItsGeorgiaGood: 11Bad: 43 years, 8 months ago

aww I laughed so hard :')

[ - ] texastom87Good: 9Bad: 453 years, 8 months ago

makes no sense. not funny at all.

[ - ] sassykattGood: 11Bad: 503 years, 7 months ago

exactly wat i thought why the hell would someone write somthing like this its disturbing. no one wants to know about other peoples sex life. well nomral people dont wanna know.

[ - ] Nakedwarrior2012Good: 1Bad: 23 years, 2 months ago

..... Wow, people are stupid

[ - ] Nakedwarrior2012Good: 1Bad: 33 years, 2 months ago

..... Wow, people are stupid

[ - ] Nakedwarrior2012Good: 0Bad: 13 years, 2 months ago

Well that was a bad reply to have posted twice, apparently I'm no exception lol

[ - ] jessicaasGood: 7Bad: 33 years, 8 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ - ] lockandkeyGood: 20Bad: 73 years, 8 months ago

Today, I read this MLIA post. It made my day. MLIA.

[ - ] kmb33Good: 8Bad: 313 years, 8 months ago

tmi.

[ - ] BananaSomethingGood: 15Bad: 173 years, 8 months ago

AHAHAHAHAHAA, THE POSTS WITH FML REFERENCE HAVE GOTTEN THE MOST LAUGHS OUT OF ME. LOVE THIS WEBBIE!

[ - ] life-is-averageGood: 10Bad: 43 years, 8 months ago

hahaha looks like you're doing well then LOL

[ - ] LilyyGood: 12Bad: 213 years, 8 months ago

ewww

[ - ] FlatbellyGood: 22Bad: 103 years, 8 months ago

In my whole 10 minutes of searching through this site, this is my favorite MLIA so far.

[ - ] which1spink9Good: 14Bad: 43 years, 8 months ago

Good for you.

[ - ] jesspaprikaGood: 9Bad: 153 years, 8 months ago

that is so fucking hilarious,it absolutely cracked me up

[ - ] erikaaaGood: 18Bad: 63 years, 7 months ago

fml is lameeeee

[ - ] nerd419Good: 6Bad: 373 years, 7 months ago

Wait... If your name is tommy, and she yelled tommy, how does that make sense?

[ - ] PluvialisAquilaGood: 33Bad: 43 years, 7 months ago

How doesn't that make sense?

[ - ] sidneeGood: 3Bad: 23 years, 2 months ago

exactly

[ - ] sharane_alvarezGood: 12Bad: 73 years, 5 months ago

I think the quesion is...how does that make it funny?

[ - ] CharybdusRageGood: 7Bad: 13 years, 4 months ago

It isn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be Average. Remember? My Life Is AVERAGE, not hilarious.

[ - ] ardenfanatiqueGood: 6Bad: 63 years, 7 months ago

hahahaha ^.^ fml reference

[ - ] LCESGood: 10Bad: 43 years, 7 months ago

well Texastom87, if you dont like it then dont spoil our fun because we DO get it. Maybe you should try reading other posts and figuring it out from there.

[ - ] sassykattGood: 6Bad: 273 years, 7 months ago

the only reason you get it is because your dirty minded END OF STORY...

[ - ] savhillGood: 11Bad: 153 years, 7 months ago

Roseangel: If she had yelled out James then we would all know she was having sex with Harry Potter's dad or that she was in fact Lillie Potter. Question answered

[ - ] siledifrepmesGood: 8Bad: 23 years, 7 months ago

loveee this

[ - ] rockthemike2Good: 6Bad: 143 years, 7 months ago

shit.

[ - ] SforzatoGood: 16Bad: 33 years, 7 months ago

This is how MLIAs should be.

[ - ] Eaglesfan761Good: 6Bad: 43 years, 7 months ago

OMG my name is Tommy too! If your girlfriend's name is Brittany too, I'm going to freak out! You must tell me!

[ - ] fancypacGood: 4Bad: 33 years, 6 months ago

my name is also tommy

[ - ] sidneeGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 2 months ago

my name is sydney :)

[ - ] skysky44Good: 19Bad: 23 years, 7 months ago

i miss MLIAs like this. now its all about things that never happen and harry potter fanatic teachers:P this is true average here

[ - ] icebat5000Good: 4Bad: 93 years, 7 months ago

But Harry Potter fanatic teachers are the best teachers there are.

[ - ] skysky44Good: 6Bad: 13 years, 7 months ago

ya true but ive never seen one well at least not at my school

[ - ] tuba-heroGood: 8Bad: 23 years, 7 months ago

this is still my fav MLIA entry, well done :P

[ - ] ifuaskmeifilovedhimidlieGood: 4Bad: 13 years, 7 months ago

ha very creative

[ - ] justtooaveargeGood: 9Bad: 13 years, 7 months ago

i love this.... so much better then FML stories lol

[ - ] DoyoueverwonderGood: 15Bad: 23 years, 6 months ago

shouting "Thomas!" would be an interesting twist as well...

[ - ] Amz23Good: 1Bad: 113 years, 6 months ago

does get it??

[ - ] Ridiculously-SoGood: 14Bad: 13 years, 6 months ago

Go Tommy!

[ - ] fieldhockeyace9Good: 3Bad: 143 years, 6 months ago

ok really how is that funny?????

[ - ] SnakesOnAPlaneGood: 8Bad: 23 years, 6 months ago

Cause it's a real MLIA duh, the other ones are fake and repetitive and cliche. This one is brilliant.

[ - ] emily2039Good: 2Bad: 93 years, 6 months ago

I dont get it....

[ - ] cyamourGood: 13Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago

to everyone who's saying that this is a brilliant MLIA: this is from way back, when MLIA was nothing more than a parody of FML. it's based off the trillions of FMLs where girlfriends shouted the wrong names. the end.

[ - ] legato100Good: 7Bad: 13 years, 5 months ago

The good ol' days. And I love how it took this many comments for someone to get that.

[ - ] AshleyLikesTacozGood: 5Bad: 73 years, 6 months ago

Maybe it was Timmy.. :o

[ - ] annelisenoelleGood: 8Bad: 23 years, 6 months ago

i seriouslly just cracked up, and i dont laugh at a lot of these.

[ - ] meierGood: 2Bad: 133 years, 6 months ago

hey dumb ass y wouldnt she!!!

[ - ] harrypotterfreakGood: 4Bad: 13 years, 6 months ago

oooh lol, i get it now!!! at first i was a bit slow and i was like "who cares?" good one Tommy! :)

[ - ] pilfridGood: 9Bad: 13 years, 6 months ago

I laughed really hard at this, but I laughed just as hard at the people who were grossed out by this or didn't get the reference.

[ - ] mudmarshGood: 2Bad: 43 years, 5 months ago

well i would say something disturbing... but... ya know my name might be tommy and i might have been there the night before with ur girlfriend... this is not average unless this happens often... ^-^ lol

[ - ] averagejoe55Good: 2Bad: 33 years, 5 months ago

This is one of my favorite posts ever.

[ - ] bounceyGood: 18Bad: 13 years, 5 months ago

i acedently screamed my own name once

[ - ] Jared8RandallGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 5 months ago

why not?

[ - ] crazybouthorses97Good: 4Bad: 03 years, 4 months ago

o good lord!!! hahah

[ - ] flatsparetireGood: 2Bad: 23 years, 5 months ago

*high five*

[ - ] GracesLifeIsAverageGood: 2Bad: 13 years, 5 months ago

Hahahaha, i love this.

[ - ] gharesesGood: 3Bad: 33 years, 5 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've been feeling like shit all day long, and with half an hour left before the day comes to end, this makes my day, i salute you.

[ - ] gwoondreGood: 2Bad: 13 years, 5 months ago

well done!

[ - ] HiJinx15Good: 10Bad: 63 years, 5 months ago

dude...get.married.first!!!! again, there are no more boundaries in relationships anymore, are there? *head desk*

[ - ] KeefeGood: 8Bad: 13 years, 4 months ago

agreed, sex is for marriage...but it's still funny

[ - ] miramira95Good: 3Bad: 13 years, 5 months ago

congrats

[ - ] Maggalosaurus6767Good: 2Bad: 83 years, 4 months ago

She yelled out the name Tommy..and your name is Tommy? Uhm..alright?

[ - ] relentlessGood: 3Bad: 23 years, 4 months ago

LMAO! :)

[ - ] legitplayerGood: 2Bad: 23 years, 4 months ago

ill say Yommy too. =)

[ - ] ibejofurdtasticGood: 8Bad: 13 years, 4 months ago

At least it isn't about Harry Potter having sex.

[ - ] animaluverz28000Good: 2Bad: 03 years, 4 months ago

Haha. Agreed my fellow average!! This is hoooottt

[ - ] mndz95mklGood: 2Bad: 43 years, 4 months ago

I don't get it.

[ - ] average999999Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Me either...

[ - ] narwhalsruleGood: 0Bad: 33 years, 4 months ago

Yeah, I don't need it.

[ - ] cloystermonkey7Good: 1Bad: 33 years, 4 months ago

nasty people

[ - ] Courtosaur69Good: 3Bad: 13 years, 4 months ago

Thats very average xD

[ - ] verymarshiGood: 0Bad: 33 years, 4 months ago

more like my life is g

[ - ] pixin0Good: 2Bad: 33 years, 3 months ago

Why do we care sicko...go tell someone else about your private life

[ - ] SarahLuvsMLIAGood: 6Bad: 43 years, 3 months ago

Great, cuz we really needed to know about you and your girlfriend having sex while screaming your name.

[ - ] GingerbreaddhoorayGood: 4Bad: 23 years, 2 months ago

agreed.

[ - ] SNLforeverGood: 6Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago

epic win

[ - ] PianoprissGood: 0Bad: 73 years, 3 months ago

How is this funny if she called out Tommy... when your name is Tommy?

[ - ] iwasbornaverageGood: 1Bad: 23 years, 3 months ago

what is so average about her saying your name?

[ - ] usnasherman1Good: 3Bad: 33 years, 2 months ago

We don't care about your damn sex life

[ - ] GingerbreaddhoorayGood: 0Bad: 43 years, 2 months ago

we don't care

[ - ] carrie12345Good: 2Bad: 33 years, 2 months ago

ummmmm...get married then dont tell us about that...

[ - ] SomefruitsGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 2 months ago

Dudes!!! It's funny because OP is mocking all the FML's about girlfriends screaming the wrong name. It certainly is quite average! :)

[ - ] RSTLLGood: 3Bad: 43 years, 2 months ago

Well I don't care about his fucking sex life.

[ - ] india1Good: 3Bad: 23 years, 2 months ago

i really couldn't care less, thank you very much. can someone please explain to me why this is on "Best of the Year"?

[ - ] AverichGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 2 months ago

Wow everybod who doesn't get this obviously didnt start reading this site until it became an overload of cliches and stories about harry potter. This just might be the funniest post on MLIA though : )

[ - ] bigezayGood: 1Bad: 43 years, 2 months ago

that was the stupidest thing i have ever read

[ - ] RSTLLGood: 0Bad: 23 years, 2 months ago

Actually, I was reading it before. I still think It's stupid.

[ - ] Blackbelt25Good: 0Bad: 23 years, 2 months ago

Plot Twist!!

[ - ] ShannonChelsGood: 0Bad: 23 years, 1 month ago

i didnt think it was funny....why is this even on here!

[ - ] jjsoc10Good: 4Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago

Haha I didn't get it until I read the comments...mostly because I don't read FML.

[ - ] ninja517Good: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago

its okay, mystery person, i didnt get it either!!:)

[ - ] caitlinderGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious don't ask me why lol

[ - ] flemsha2Good: 3Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago

THis post never gets old hahaa

[ - ] Comingtoterms34Good: 1Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago

I could be really stupid...But I don't get it....

[ - ] crissyfaceGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago

Tommy, you rule.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 10 months ago

Holy n00bs.

[ - ] average999999Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

OHHH! I get it now!!! :)

[ - ] averageaeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

STUPID. ya, i read fml but this is so dumb. who cares about ur life dude?! shut up about ur sex life. no one cares.

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