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Today, I was reading random laws for my state. No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. Guess what I just did :) MLIA
#1623954 Comments: 29 Votes: average 948meh 50Share 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Llamaed to porn?
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Hey, I just want to say that I'm not going to see you for a week, so I <3 you and bye! <3333454567
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
<3 Fuck, why are you grounded? D: <3
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Because I'm a bad daughter and way too addicted to this website, now I really have to go, bye!!!!!! <3
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
D: <2133333333331 Bye!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  llamamallGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Masturbated?
 
[ - ]  lauziaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
;)
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Judging by that rapist smiley, I'd say you just sexually violated a small child.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Came?
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Masturbate?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Had a mad wank?
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Forgot you period.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Just like I forgot the letter R.
 
[ - ]  LlamaKillerGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago
You just posted a pointless MLIA of something you didn't do, fat ass plus you probably don't walk. BAD OP.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I read that as "BAD ME." So I did.
 
[ - ]  LlamaKillerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3 i Good..ed you...i guess
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies, and the rest?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP just had sex?
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Best thirty seconds of its life.
 
[ - ]  thegoshdarnrobinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Don't you fucking tell me what to do.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Jump up and down three times.
 
[ - ]  LlamaKillerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*Jumps Up and down 3 times*
 
[ - ]  AuntClaireGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ugh, don't make me guess.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You fucked that smiley face?
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It would look more like this if that happened. --> DDDDDDDDDD:
 
[ - ]  Alpha_CentauriGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Submitted a story on MLIA?
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You pooped. :D
 

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