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#1606836 Comments: 125 Votes: average 6576meh 43Share 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 7 months ago
You just ruined goats for me. Go fall in a well.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
http://www.explosm.net/comics/3086
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Um. Whoops. http://www.explosm.net/comics/3081
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Why is no one ever on when I'm on apart from like 4 in the fvcking morning? I can't be on at 4 every morning you asshats.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
IKAZ!
 
[ - ]  IKAZWMRG_is_a_FagGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
IIIIKAAAAZZZZZZ!!!!!
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Feckin hell.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago
BUT EVERYONE GETS SO EXCITED WHEN YOU SHOW UP nobody gets that excited about me FML
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
FISHIE.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
AGH HI GREN
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
And see I actually respond
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm excited about both of you... :D
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Which makes me feel super bad because I recognize your username and remember vague excitement at your presence but can't remember much more than that! :D
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 7 months ago
That's how your parents feel every time they look at you.
 
[ - ]  RGRGGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 7 months ago
WOW I HAVE A TWIN SOMEWHERE OUT THERE!! I once had a pet goat in the city, too!! :D Fun, good times :).
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 7 months ago
I hope your goat died of cancer.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 7 months ago
Please die. Cross out the please part.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 7 months ago
No one cares. You are a disgrace to humanity. Do the world a favour and jump off a cliff you greedy recourse wasting, air stealing pile of shit. :).
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago
Poor goat...
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 7 months ago
Get out.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
I wouldn't say you have a twin of anything. Unless you actually have a twin, but I wouldn't base that on people who own a goat. Goats are quite fun, though.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago
How can a goat even walk casually? How? A goat doesn't have the corect mentality to comprehend the concept of being 'casual.' I hate you. You're stupid, and I hate you.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU FVCKING DID I SPELLED 'CORRECT' WRONG. FVCK. :'(
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSyJkkFVAk
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
One of many reasons why I fvcking love goats.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago
Someone obviously lost their goat, what's the big deal?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
What? You've never heard of having a goat as a pet? They need to walk around and stretch their legs, too. Especially if they live in a closed space like in the city. This one just happened to get away from it's owner, which is understandable. They're quick buggers, and once they get goi they're hard to stop.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
... Once they get going*. Oops.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Also, goats aren't terribly smart. One of the goats I used to take care of nearly strangled itself trying to get to a horse's grain bucket because it was too high off the ground. Once it got it's head in the bucket, it's legs weren't stable and when it lost its footing it got stuck. It was kind of awkward, getting it out.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Also. Rectangular pupils. Eeugh.
 
[ - ]  truffle_bunnyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
I bet that really...gets your goat.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
A pun? You've goatta be kidding me.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It took me three minutes to understand that you were making a pun as well. This stupidity of mine is not unherd of, however.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm gonna just wait and see how long it takes for Hait to make some sort of spiteful reply.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
But... but... unherd.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yes. It was amusing. Still.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Oh... I thought that was a spelling mistake. I guess now we're even on the pun misunderstandings.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Just taking a moment to appreciate how we all have different ways to say fuuck since Mek blocked it.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I used to say fuuck. But then I saw people saying fvck and I liked that better so started saying it that way.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
How the shit did I miss Ikaz, again.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Because you're stupid and you smell.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
you were busy fecking your goat.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
F*ck da time zones. D:
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I know no one's here, but I really miss BTFB. Just though I'd put that out there.
 
[ - ]  Bob_The_Fucking_BarberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
It's okay, I'm right here.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
obby
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
OH SHIT. Weren't you a builder before?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Just checked its previous comments. The username's owner is a fan clone. Its owner seems to be smarter than an OP on a cursory glance. I don't think its user has any other accounts...
 
[ - ]  SasukeTheUnicornGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
How does seeing a goat walking down the street reflect on you in any way?
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I love goats. If I saw that, I would kidnap it. I would teach it to scream on command and all over when I say. Yes... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
God damn it. *fall over. Stupid iPod.
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Holy gods. I haven't been on here in ages...
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Do any of you remember me...?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
No, sorry. Anyway, I have to go to sleep. Hopefully you'll come back tomorrow and we can actually converse.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*sometime I'm actually on
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Super duper! And ya, I'll be here. I feel like I vaguely remember you...
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
of course everyone f,ucking remembers you uts
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
How are you!?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Name rings a bell, but no. =/
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I DO SORT OF like your name rings a bell and I remember being interested and some form of agitated by your presence before but other than that not much.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
By "some form of agitated" I mean I was probably excited but I didn't want to say "interested and excited by your presence" because that felt awkwardly sexual. Plus, Nonny has made me paranoid about openly stating I enjoy anyone's presence.
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Bahahaha, wonderful. That's all I could hope for <3 I mean I haven't been on in like 2 years, so. That's deserved.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Agh, I'm glad that's okay with you. But I do remember your username and that you were pleasant! That's a good thing. How are you?
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
So good! I quit MLIA after things got a little crazy and I'm happy to be back. Is Melloe still around? Or Kassie? Or Manwulf? Or BelaLugosi? Or any of those types? I saw Nonny and Gren. :) It seems slower these days, only one new post in days... Is that how it is now? How are you?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Er, um... They all left. They connected on Facebook and didn't feel the need to come back anymore, I guess. Sometimes a few old people pop in every now and then, but for the most part they're gone. Yeah, that's how it is now. I think it's kind of nice. No pressure to really throw anything out there, plus you have plenty of time to add conversations and whatnot before they get lost in the shuffle. I'm good! I quit for a bit too, I suppose. It just got too negative, here, so I stopped coming back regularly. But I'm quite different now, and much more stable, so I let myself come back for a bit. Unfortunately, I'm now a bit paranoid that if a lot of people come back, the negativity will come back with them and just Bleh, so I might take another break, but for now I'm here. How's life?
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yeah... I remember that. Taking a break was definitely healthy for us both, I think. That's sort of sad, though... But I think it's probably for the best. It's just weird. Feels dead. I'm glad you're still around though!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
BelaLugosi? He quit a long ass time ago. Like, long before everyone else. It sucks because he was awesome.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Definitely. I'm glad you decided your break was for the best. c: | Eh, how much is there to pull people back to commenting? Talking with people is great, but they picked their favorites, found other ways to contact them, and left. Not really sad to me, if it's what they want. Makes it less cluttered for the people who still think there's something here and want to talk to others who think the same! It moves a little slower, true, but it also makes it a bit easier to toss out a comment and putter off to do something else for a while, since nobody expects timely replies anyway. Keeps people from being too sucked in. | Aw, thank you. I'm glad you decided to pop back in, too! C:
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Mannwulf was here just a week ago; are you sure he's gone?
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I wonder who is actually voting these posts through...
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Your mum.
 
[ - ]  Wolf05Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It was obviously lost it's hat on the way to the tea party.
 
[ - ]  underthesea663Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Brilliant use of the English language. A for effort.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You, sir, are no wolf. Maybe a deluded coyote.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Also, it is not '05 anymore, it is '13. Unless '05 was the year you were born? It wouldn't surprise me.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I feel very wolfish today, so tell me if I'm dwelling on lupines too much.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
http://xkcd.com/1134/ This is why I hate goats. ;)
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I like goats. They're a but crafty and uncomfortably quick, but otherwise they're kind of cute. They also don't leave huge piles of shit around like horses do, they make little tiny pellets you can sweep up pretty easily as long as you don't let some small child mistake them for spilled chocolate bits because that was really awkward...
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I wish he'd taken me across, but I guess you can't have your goat and eat it too.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
My gums hurt. :(
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Whenever I look at goats they just drop dead. Consider yourself lucky.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Old people need to stop coming back right after I say they're all gone.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
But then there would be even less comments.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*vanishes*
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
And now Gren has disappeared. Is this one of those things where if you believe he exists, he does, but if you don't then he doesn't?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
No, he exists whether you believe or not, but the more you want him to be there the bigger a tease he is and leaves just because you want him there, then next time, he pops up when you least expect him to make you think "Yay!" and then leaves again.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Wuzzat fishyfish?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
SEE I BET YOU ANYTHING HE WON'T REPLY
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Oh?
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
So do I get anything now?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
God damn it I quit
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
:(
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<3 but agh
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<><3
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<><3
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
omg prophet hi
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Hello. How's it going?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I think Klaud's gone.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I thought so.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
He was on the lamb. ._.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It's winter so at least he has his goat on.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Please, he's too busy being a rebel to wear a jacket. He's baaaaaa-d to the bone.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You goatta be kidding me!?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I SEE TWO PUNS IN THERE. (Yes. Combo breaker and whatnot, I know.)
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
okay ill just leave now
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Wool you quit upstaging me?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
My pun.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Poof.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Holy f*ck I haven't been on here inna minute.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I kind of figured you'd died.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm an optimist.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
...yay.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
CAILEY LOL OMG get me out of here
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I haven't seen you in like a year and I honestly don't remember where I stand with you so I'm just gunna not
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I love you.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
oh my god though, last I heard from you you were planning that disney excursion with pretz, did that ever happen?
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Oh shit balls, did I miss Doc and Typer? ( ._.)
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
i hope so i hated those guys
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
YES. HI.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Aaaaaand she's gone. Damnit.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
quick quick make a comic out of this
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Zooooom.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
.tsop weN
 
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