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I've been reading some MLIA stories about people's birthdays 9 monthes after Valentines Day. I thought it was funny. But then i relized my birthday is September 7th. I hope my mom and dad had a good New Years. MLIA

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[ - ] AvengedTurtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

They did until they realized you were created.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're scary when you go this fast, MLIA.

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

The condom broke. It was the worst New Years of their life.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Okay, I'm gonna leave for a while, and I may or may not come back.

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

>:|

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

PERCY. NO. YOU'RE ALREADY MISSING IN THE LOST HERO, WE DON'T NEED YOU MISSING HERE.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Who the fuck wants to think about their parents getting it on?!

[ - ] AvengedTurtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lonely OPs who want to post annoying things on MLIA.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*shamefully calculated* Shit... My parents must have had a fun Anniversary celebration. -.-

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My parents are DEEEEEAAADDDD.

[ - ] Lady_Fucking_GagaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*sings* There was a man back in '95..

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lady from Lady and the Tramp is fucking Gaga?

[ - ] Lady_Fucking_GagaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

All night long, baby.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hawt.

[ - ] Cedric727Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lol i was born on september 2nd

[ - ] Lady_Fucking_GagaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

NO. NO. NO. WE ALREADY HAVE A CEDRIC. DIE IN A FIRE.

[ - ] iTeamGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Someone's imagining naughty things.

[ - ] bubbles999999999Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

too bad september isn't nine months after new years

[ - ] suppenkaspaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

???!!!

[ - ] kimmykaosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

my birthday is sept 4th

[ - ] Music_cow49Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My birthday is sept 7th too

[ - ] waynotaverage32Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

my birthday is sept 1st... thanks for disturbing the rest of my life.

[ - ] HazukiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Your parents would of had a great March 7th, but who knows what their New Years was like.

[ - ] fallonhadleyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Not unless you were a preemie...your birthday is only a little more than 8 months after New Years.

[ - ] keriannGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

HEYY THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO! :D

[ - ] SaineReyonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's my birthday!! :D Wait... Ew....

[ - ] keriannGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Haha. I don't get it... ^^

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