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Today while getting dressed I picked my shirt I wanted and went to place it on the bed. I dropped it, a flash went past my eyes, and when I looked down, my shirt was not there. I looked across the bed and saw my cat, with my shirt over his head. The shirt said "Don't worry, I'm a ninja." That you are cat, that you are. MLIA.
#1594748 Comments: 3 Votes: average 826meh 25Share 
[ - ]  morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Last night the same thing happened to me -- in my dreams.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 11 year ago
You probably accidentally dropped it on your cat, he freaked out and ran onto your bed. He is a cat, not a ninja.
 
I don't think ninjas spend all day napping and licking their own genitals.
 

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