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Today, i decided to try to make my phone stand up straight without falling. After about 20 minutes of trying this i finally succeeded. I then realized that when someone called or texted my phone, it vibrates and doesn't fall down, it just starts spinning crazily in circles while still standing up. This managed to entertain me for the next 3 hours when i continually called my cell phone from my house phone. Time well spent? i think so. MLIA.
#1577492 Comments: 29 Votes: average 1002meh 33Share 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
If it wasn't for the last two sentences and the 'realized' part I'd average this. I've done it.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Time well spent would have been if you did something fucking useful.
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
WHAT'S WRONG WIF YOU? D:
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm fucking sick.
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D: I'm super sorry.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Because no one else would call or text you.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Fucking MLIA. I quit.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
NO
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
again* NO. Fuck you, get back here.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Fuck you, I'mma eat ya for lunch.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm already having him for breakfast.
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
WTF
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Your cell phone can chase its wire? Is it potty trained, too?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Who wants to play a game?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
What game?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I don't know.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I've never heard of that, is it fun?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I don't know.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Okay, Jigsaw.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
YLISaw
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
NEVER HAVE I EVER BEEN FOUND AT HIDE AND SEEK.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*puts down a finger*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You should stand at the bottom of the ocean for a few days, OP. That would be just as productive.
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
LET'S MAKE A SANDWICH!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
No, you make me sammich, bitch.
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*MAKES SAMMICH WITH EXTRA FOKKEN PRAWNS* <333
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE YOURSELF ONE
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  buffybearGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
This honestly sounds impossible
 

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