Today, I started randomly singing. Suddenly, this complete stranger joined in telling me that he was in love with that band. I was totally just making the song up. MLIA
So you were out in public "randomly singing" made up songs? You sound like that type of person at the bus stop who makes me think "God! I hope that person is taking a different bus!" and then 80% of the time that person gets on the same bus as me and somehow get even more annoying and so I spend the entire ride in a foul mood. In other words, you're an annoying twat.
What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I 19ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I 19ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I 19m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You 19re f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that 19s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 1Cclever 1D comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn 19t, you didn 19t, and now you 19re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You 19re f*cking dead, kiddo.
What in Davy Jones 19 locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I 19ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I 19ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o 19 swag. I 19ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o 19 pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o 19 monsoon that 19ll wipe ye off the map. You 19re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o 19er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o 19 the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I 19ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o 19 the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn 19t, ye didn 19t, and now ye 19ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I 19ll shit fury all over ye and ye 19ll drown in the depths o 19 it. You 19re fish food now, lad.
Perhaps you heard the song while sleeping so the lyrics and tune saved in your subconscious. As a result you believed this was a totally new song you were making up, when, in fact, your mind was just taping into your subconscious.
HELLO.
MY NAME IS
FRANK
FROM NIGEIA.
I AM FRANK, SON OF GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE OF NIGEIA.
I AM LOOKING FOR ANY BANK MANAGER OVER THERE TO CONTACT I WANT TO
HAVE SAVICE ACCONUT OVER THERE I AM COMING OVER THERE SOON TO STAY
AND INVEST MY MONEY BE FORE THEN I NEED A BANK MANAGER THAT I CAN
HAVE HIS ACCONUT NUMBER LET ME TRANSFER ALL MY MONEY TO HIM FOR MY
SAVICE ACCONT OVER THERE BEFORE I COME OVER THERE PLS IF UR A BANK
MANAGER AND YOU CAN DO IF FOR ME PLS CONTACT ME BY MAIL OR PHOEN
NUMBER(+2348030535289)I HAVE ($1,HUNDREDAND FIFTYMILLION) TO TRANSFER
TO YOU 4 MY STARTING SAVICE ACCONUT OVER THERE SO CONTACT ME LET US GA2
TALK ABOUT IT
SO BYE AND GOD BLESS YOU FROM FR.SON.
HELLO!!!
MY NAME IS MAYYA.
I TO LOOK A STRUCTURE AT A SITE. YOU TO INTEREST ME AS THE MAN. TO ME TO WANT IT IS MORE TO
KNOW ABOUT YOU. NOW IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND THE PERSON WHOM TO BEGIN THE PRESENT FRIEND.
NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THE MAN TO GO A LIFE TOGETHER. AND CONSEQUENTLY I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE TO
YOU THE LETTER. IT IS A LITTLE TO WRITE ABOUT ITSELF.TO ME OF 28 YEARS, SINGLE. AS TO LOVE SPORTS,
I DO NOT SMOKE. MY FRIENDS SPEAK ABOUT ME THAT I VERY INTERESTING PERSON AND THEY VERY MUCH LIKE
TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME. TO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT ITSELF.
IF TO YOU TO BECOME INTERESTING, YOU TO WRITE TO ME THE LETTER.
I TO ANSWER YOU IT IS MORE ABOUT MYSELF.
THERE I CAN SHOW MORE PHOTO FROM MINE A LIFE AND TELL ABOUT MYSELF.
I SHALL WAIT VERY MUCH YOUR ANSWER.
WITH GOOD WISH MAYYA.
BAY BAY
HELLO!!! MY NAME IS OHHI AND I'M WRITING THIS BECAUSE CAPS ARE COOL AND INTERESTING ACCORDING TO HINKAGE, WHO COMMENTED AS TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. SEEMS LEGIT.
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