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Today, I started randomly singing. Suddenly, this complete stranger joined in telling me that he was in love with that band. I was totally just making the song up. MLIA
#1565185 Comments: 85 Votes: average 2341meh 73Share 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 13Bad: 39 months ago
Or unintentionally sang a song that was already written and you'd just never heard of it.
 
[ - ]  CScottyWGood: 16Bad: 89 months ago
I don't think that it was the band that he was in love with ;)
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 2Bad: 69 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  KGfromIAGood: 1Bad: 29 months ago
thththththththbbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbptptptptptpt
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 09 months ago
KG
 
[ - ]  MopLostInAtticGood: 1Bad: 49 months ago
http://amirite.net/ref/Erythromania
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 29 months ago
no
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 29 months ago
Relevant: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYU1a0lTTTw
 
[ - ]  KGfromIAGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
NONAGON
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
HELLO COME BACK
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 19 months ago
I totally care.
 
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What does it mean when little green bumps are all over your genital region?
 
oops this isn't google lol
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 4Bad: 29 months ago
the aliens are hatching
 
Fuk off, loser
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
OK <3<3<3
 
l8r nerd
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Byee Also, apparently I'm older than you what
 
APPARENTLY YOUR A B1TCH
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Are you trying to hurt me? OK, OK, this is my hurt face. ): Owie, my heart.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
How was that?
 
I bet you smell funny
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 29 months ago
Fanz is older than me?! Damn, I thought you didn't come around until about a year after!
 
[ - ]  GimliGood: 3Bad: 59 months ago
Being a regular or semi-regular on this shithole for so long isn't something to be proud of.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 29 months ago
Neither is trolling a dead website, yet here you are.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 19 months ago
Especially badly. Copy-pasta trolls are lame as fluck.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 69 months ago
So you were out in public "randomly singing" made up songs? You sound like that type of person at the bus stop who makes me think "God! I hope that person is taking a different bus!" and then 80% of the time that person gets on the same bus as me and somehow get even more annoying and so I spend the entire ride in a foul mood. In other words, you're an annoying twat.
 
[ - ]  GimliGood: 2Bad: 49 months ago
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ANNOYING RANTING. JUST SHUT UP AND STOP ACTING COOL.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 29 months ago
The same thing can be applied toward you, funnily enough.
 
[ - ]  GimliGood: 2Bad: 59 months ago
What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I 19ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I 19ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I 19m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You 19re f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that 19s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 1Cclever 1D comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn 19t, you didn 19t, and now you 19re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You 19re f*cking dead, kiddo.
 
ok
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 19 months ago
Wow, you know how to copy and paste a comment you made over a month ago. Good job!
 
[ - ]  GimliGood: 2Bad: 19 months ago
What in Davy Jones 19 locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I 19ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I 19ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o 19 swag. I 19ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o 19 pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o 19 monsoon that 19ll wipe ye off the map. You 19re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o 19er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o 19 the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I 19ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o 19 the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn 19t, ye didn 19t, and now ye 19ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I 19ll shit fury all over ye and ye 19ll drown in the depths o 19 it. You 19re fish food now, lad.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 19 months ago
}CK
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 5Bad: 19 months ago
I'm sure the Navy Seals would love to hear about this internet threat. :)
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 2Bad: 19 months ago
Not only did you copy and paste, but I would just like to take the time to point out that I am better than you. I'm Jesus.
 
[ - ]  derfedxxGood: 1Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
omg not gorilla warfare!!!1
 
[ - ]  dollymixXxGood: 2Bad: 09 months ago
Perhaps you heard the song while sleeping so the lyrics and tune saved in your subconscious. As a result you believed this was a totally new song you were making up, when, in fact, your mind was just taping into your subconscious.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 29 months ago
Or maybe the guy was lying and just wanted to get in her pants.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 3Bad: 19 months ago
Fuccking an OP? Psh, impossible!
 
[ - ]  XxnightfeatherxXGood: 1Bad: 09 months ago
I read the 'impossible' part of your sentence with a french accent in my head for some reason.
 
[ - ]  hpfanaticfwGood: 0Bad: 29 months ago
The last time I commented was 4 months ago. Yay.
 
[ - ]  PferdGood: 1Bad: 09 months ago
I believe the only explanation is gravity.. DUH.
 
[ - ]  hpfanaticfwGood: 3Bad: 09 months ago
Gravity is the explanation for everything. DUH.
 
He's the worst kind of hipster.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 49 months ago
hey steve how you doin
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 19 months ago
Mrowr?
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 29 months ago
WOOOO! A new post!
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 19 months ago
Wait a sec..........
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 19 months ago
shit.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 09 months ago
B!TCH, YOU LIED TO ME? CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS TEARING US ALL APART? D:
 
[ - ]  sss2009Good: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Sounds like a come on.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Here is a towel.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 3Bad: 09 months ago
I think that was supposed to imply he was coming onto her, not that he was cumming onto her.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  _orgasmic_spoons_Good: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Wow.
 
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[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 09 months ago
I just died. XD
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Humans. o_o
 
Or are they dancers?
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
whoahbro
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 19 months ago
Why am I not the least bit surprised that this post is still here?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 19 months ago
New postage, twats.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 3Bad: 09 months ago
You lie you whore. D:
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
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[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 29 months ago
fake and gay
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Just like your pen1s.
 
Sounds like a bad pick-up line to try and stick it up your anus.
 
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[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 09 months ago
A coconut?
 
[ - ]  hinkageGood: 2Bad: 09 months ago
HELLO!!! MY NAME IS MAYYA. I TO LOOK A STRUCTURE AT A SITE. YOU TO INTEREST ME AS THE MAN. TO ME TO WANT IT IS MORE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU. NOW IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND THE PERSON WHOM TO BEGIN THE PRESENT FRIEND. NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THE MAN TO GO A LIFE TOGETHER. AND CONSEQUENTLY I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE TO YOU THE LETTER. IT IS A LITTLE TO WRITE ABOUT ITSELF.TO ME OF 28 YEARS, SINGLE. AS TO LOVE SPORTS, I DO NOT SMOKE. MY FRIENDS SPEAK ABOUT ME THAT I VERY INTERESTING PERSON AND THEY VERY MUCH LIKE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME. TO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT ITSELF. IF TO YOU TO BECOME INTERESTING, YOU TO WRITE TO ME THE LETTER. I TO ANSWER YOU IT IS MORE ABOUT MYSELF. THERE I CAN SHOW MORE PHOTO FROM MINE A LIFE AND TELL ABOUT MYSELF. I SHALL WAIT VERY MUCH YOUR ANSWER. WITH GOOD WISH MAYYA. BAY BAY
 
Quick, somebody claim her before she runs away with the notorious deposed Nigerian prince who's a little down on his luck.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 5Bad: 09 months ago
HELLO!!! MY NAME IS OHHI AND I'M WRITING THIS BECAUSE CAPS ARE COOL AND INTERESTING ACCORDING TO HINKAGE, WHO COMMENTED AS TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. SEEMS LEGIT.
 
[ - ]  yohsilover26Good: 0Bad: 09 months ago
haha you made me smile &65&3B&3A
 
[ - ]  hinkageGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
BUY ME SOMETHING
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Pen1s
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 09 months ago
Comment on post?! You could have at least asked or suggested it but to be so blunt and say "comment on post"......well, it's rather rude.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Are you stoned?
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
I wasn't when I wrote it but I am now.
 
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[ - ]  MazeRunnerGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
That means he was hitting on you. Witch might not be a bad thing
 

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