MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

HAH. That's so funny. Last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur.

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You're a terrible dinosaur rider, then.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm such a dinowhore. D:

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Hawt.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I wish I was. My house is freeeeeeeeeeezing. Yes, I needed to put an excess amount of e's.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Is it reeeeeeeeeeeally?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yes it is.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

Another answer was a penis. I filled that one in. I had to tell the truth. MLISex

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I rode your mum.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yeah, she told me. In great detail, too. :/

[ - ] I_Have_Your_MumGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You guys kept me up all night.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I rode inside my mother's womb for eight months.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I know it's usually nine but I was a month early.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Same here. We have so much in common.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I ride sheep. MLIWelsh

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ohbabi. ;)

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

;D

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

I rode your penis.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That was the most predictable comment ever.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I rode in a stroller.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Oh my god, same here!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

... Why was the Spanish final in English? And how is that a relevant question to a Spanish class anyway?

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

The question is in Spanish, but OP translated it to English for us.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That's not said in the post. Don't assume.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

Planning my future wedding=awesome

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Having a wank=awesome

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm never planning that shit. I figure I'll get knocked up somewhere and then get married real quick so my kid isn't a bastard.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ooooohhh! Yay, congratulations!

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I just realised I talk really strangely. O_o

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

O_o What?

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Like...my slang and stuff. I use really old-fashioned slang and like cockney rhyming slang and...how the fuck do people understand me?

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

It's called urban dictionary.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

But you're not that bad!

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That's generally for American slang though.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Hahaha, it's because you're so posh. They expect it of you. <3

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

<_< I'm not posh. <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Hehehe<3

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

<_< <3

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Like, how?

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

When I get really excited about something and start talking quickly, my southern accent gets all drawn out.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I don't THINK I have an accent, but people always tell me that I do, but I can't tell.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I usually can't tell. But I'm from the South. So ah tawlk lack theeus raigulurly. Ah can't hailp it.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*giggles* Oh my god that's unheard of here! I live in the north so everyone is all normal, but I have a different accent, but I really can't tell (well, except when I say my U's, because they can't come out well,) because I am so used to it.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I just kind of stretch out vowels a little funny.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I never heard a southern person before. I can only imagine what you sound like! No offense though.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That doesn't so bad, like, people can still understand you right? I think my accent gets "posher" and my voice gets higher when I get excited and talk faster.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

My voice is naturally really really high. It doesn't fit my personality at all, but it is the only voice that I can speak the clearest in, so I use it.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Fair enough, mine just gets higher when I get stressed or excited.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That happens to one of my friends, and it's so funny to listen to.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

People still understand me, but my friends will make fun of the drawl. I can't really help it, and usually I don't realize I said something oddly until someone teases me about it.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ahh, yeah my friends do that with my accent. Mine'll just randomly go "you're so posh" in the middle of a conversation. -_-

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Good god, there are so many cool-to-me people here...

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

omg lyk meh?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*ice cubes to you*