MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I saw a group on Facebook called "I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME WHERE YOU PRETEND THE GROUND IS LAVA." I didn't join it because I still play that game. MLIA

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[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

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[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You! I just wrote the part of the chapter with you in it and it was awesome. :D :D

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

WOOHOO! Thanks!

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I didn't join it because I did not play it.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

If anyone asks, I'm dead.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*someone asks* Oh Fishcake died. Don't know what it was of. Denial, or something.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Fishcakes. FishcakeS. There's an S. It's plural.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Fishcakes. Sorry. My bad.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

's k.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

HELLO PERSON.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

HI PEDZ.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

NOT GOOD.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

D: WHY? *hugs*

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*hugs* I fucking hate St. Patty's Day. Fucking drunk pieces of shit all over the fucking place.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Oh noes. In Aussieland, not many people really give a shit about St. Patty's Day. Just think that they will have the biggest hangovers tomorrow. Take a megaphone and some bells with you wherever you go and scream in their faces. :D

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

'cept I have nowhere to go, and all the people in my town are lazy fucks on Welfare anyway, so they're either drunk (again or still) or staying home because of their hangovers.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Then go up to their houses and ring the doorbells repeatedly?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

They'd probably beat me.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You know the site is slow when no one feels like saying New Post.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Or there's no one there to say it.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That too.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

This is an insanely long chapter. (I think.) Is 1700 words long?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*shrugs* I wrote a short story that was 2,752 words, or something like that. I was proud.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

But then it made me sad, 'cause that's... Not really short.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Is it online? :D

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Noooo... I deleted it, actually. It sucked. Still gotta work on my two new ones...

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

D: But yay for still working on them! :D :D :D

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yes! Yay!

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Speaking of short stories... https://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=212760588738566

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Nice! :D

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Thank you! I just wrote it for a neccessary English diary entry.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*dies*

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Read mah story.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

NO. NOT ALLOWED. *revives*

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

O_O

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

<3.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

<333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

OP is a cunt and I can't be fucked thinking for a bit so I'm here.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Woo!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

OW. OW. Applesauce, why dost thou betray me so? Throat.. Hurt... AGH. D:

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Eugh. Throat drops. *noms* ... Hey, these are tast-- OH GOD THEY BURN.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

NO! DRINK TEH WATER!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I DON'T HAVE ANY! AND THE TAP WATER IS RUSTY! D8

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Feels nice when I inhale, though.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ew. Tastes like ass now.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

In class today I kept making Google translate say "penis" because I am the most mature mother fucker the world has ever seen.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

We have a text to speech thing on our laptops and we were making them say swear words in science with my sixty something teacher. It was funny.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

New fucking post.

Official links

We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!