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Today, I was trying to study when I remembered a MLIA about how reading out loud in a British accent helped someone study better. I tried it even though I am not very good at accents. I thought I was doing alright until my roommate came in to compliment me on my Indian accent. MLIA
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[ - ]  twilightstinks27Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 2 months ago
I LOST THE GAME! For any that need this, the game is a game. You start playing the game when you hear about the game! So, now all of you are playing the game! You lose the game if you think about the game! Then you start over! If you lose the game, you have to go around for 30 mins, telling everyone you see that you lost the game, lus bringing them into the game. If they don't know what you are talking about, you explain the game and move on to the next person! The only way to win the game is to get everyone in the world to be playing the game! You can also do the cheat version, in which you just have to get everyone in your country or state to win!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You're a fucking retard.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
*has better spam* When I lay down, and close my eyes, You appear, it's no surprise. I pray to God, that I won't forget, That special day, on which we met. And I love you, More than a mother loves her children, More than our God loves all humans. More than a plant loves the sun, More than a greyhound loves to run. So just remember, That I love you. I'll never leave you, this is true, It's all or nothing, and I'm all for you. I have this feeling, it's so strong, I just know, that it can't be wrong. And I love you, More than a bird loves to fly, More than the Devil loves to lie. More than a fish loves to swim, More than an athlete loves the gym. So just remember, That I love you. We'll have our fights, Over who's wrong or right, But be it day or night, It will be alright. Because, I love you. And you're so kind, To let me call you mine, Oh you strike me blind, But that's just fine. Because, I love you. And no matter what, You're not a slut, The past is up, That door is shut. Because, I love you. And here's the key, To the rest of me, Oh, I will be, Your ecstasy. Because, I love you. And I love you, More than a soldier loves to battle, More than a rancher loves his cattle. More than a singer loves to sing, More than a boxer loves the ring. So just remember, Oh just remember, That I, Will always, Love you.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
My spam is better, because I wrote it.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Is everyone asleep?
 
[ - ]  RowanLovesYouGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
yes....but it's not spam. Oh and I JUST LOST THE GAME! Love that game :D
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
Reply --------------------------------------------------VVVVVVV
 
[ - ]  infactGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
twilightstinks27Good: 0Bad: 219 minutes ago[ - ]Report I LOST THE GAME! For any that need this, the game is a game. You start playing the game when you hear about the game! So, now all of you are playing the game! You lose the game if you think about the game! Then you start over! If you lose the game, you have to go around for 30 mins, telling everyone you see that you lost the game, lus bringing them into the game. If they don't know what you are talking about, you explain the game and move on to the next person! The only way to win the game is to get everyone in the world to be playing the game! You can also do the cheat version, in which you just have to get everyone in your country or state to win! ReplyMentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 017 minutes ago[ - ]Report *has better spam* When I lay down, and close my eyes, You appear, it's no surprise. I pray to God, that I won't forget, That special day, on which we met. And I love you, More than a mother loves her children, More than our God loves all humans. More than a plant loves the sun, More than a greyhound loves to run. So just remember, That I love you. I'll never leave you, this is true, It's all or nothing, and I'm all for you. I have this feeling, it's so strong, I just know, that it can't be wrong. And I love you, More than a bird loves to fly, More than the Devil loves to lie. More than a fish loves to swim, More than an athlete loves the gym. So just remember, That I love you. We'll have our fights, Over who's wrong or right, But be it day or night, It will be alright. Because, I love you. And you're so kind, To let me call you mine, Oh you strike me blind, But that's just fine. Because, I love you. And no matter what, You're not a slut, The past is up, That door is shut. Because, I love you. And here's the key, To the rest of me, Oh, I will be, Your ecstasy. Because, I love you. And I love you, More than a soldier loves to battle, More than a rancher loves his cattle. More than a singer loves to sing, More than a boxer loves the ring. So just remember, Oh just remember, That I, Will always, Love you. ReplyMentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 017 minutes ago[ - ]Report My spam is better, because I wrote it. ReplyMentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 013 minutes ago[ - ]Report Is everyone asleep? ReplyRowanLovesYouGood: 0Bad: 012 minutes ago[ - ]Report yes....but it's not spam. Oh and I JUST LOST THE GAME! Love that game :D ReplyMentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 011 minutes ago[ - ]Report Reply --------------------------------------------------VVVVVVV
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
The hell?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Nice spam.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Uh.. Spam... FTW?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
PENIS.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*not here*
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
O_O
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
I'm too drunk to tipe. I'm out you fuck hezds. .
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You were here? Kbye!
 
[ - ]  SpazMoorGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
This totally works! In my freshman year of high school, I had to read "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens. The entire thing made absolutely no sense until I read I out loud to myself in a British accent. It magically became regular English.
 
[ - ]  ItsPeanutButterJellyTime1103Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
FFS, I CANT STOP LAUGHING
 
[ - ]  themtrencher98Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
i do that too!
 

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