MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was sitting in Social Sciences class (I'm in grade 12) and a few rows behind me there were two guys poking and annoying each other. The teacher suddenly stops his lecture and says, "If you two are going to sit there and touch each other for the next hour, we're all going to watch!" Needless to say, they stopped. I now have a new respect for this teacher. MLIA.

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[ - ] MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You can watch me touch people. MLIPorn

[ - ] MellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure he could get in trouble for that. O_O

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Pshh. Nah.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

If those two complained, everyone would label them gay.

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I like watching.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

All my teachers hate me. It's funny.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You are in grade 12 and what is this?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Check yo' self before yo' wreck yo' self.

[ - ] Neil_The_SniperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Well, it's not illegal if they're 18.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I hope he rapes and beats you.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

WRITE MOAR STOREH, PLZ.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ffff... I will, but for now I need sleep like a whore needs crack. And food... God damn, I'm hungry.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

YAY :D And, me too. I'm heaps hungry. ;-;

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

We should both fix that. O:

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I just had a slice of toast. I'm not hungry anymore. C:!

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

Looks like I'm stuck with community college unless I can come up with an extra $50,000. My $30,000 scholarship won't pay for shit.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

... Really?

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Not as a chemistry major.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Not even in-state???

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

There are no schools in my state that have a well enough chemistry program. Purdue has an okay chemistry program but still in order to be accepted, you need a 3.0 GPS at the least and I screwed that up my freshman year of high school.

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

GPA*

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Retake like 2 of those classes over summer online if that helps?

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I have basic training this summer. All summer long. It would be impossible.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

The course I wanted to do cost $30 000. Now I'm doing a course that only cost about $1 200 and I still get a diploma.

[ - ] MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm kind of lucky in a way that I get college paid for.

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

How's that?

[ - ] MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm in a program because I'm going deaf. Basically because of it I get college paid for as long as I live on campus and keep a 2.0 GPA. The only downside is that I'll probably be completely deaf by the time I'm about forty or something if it decreases like my mom's did.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

LOL

[ - ] MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

But my hearing hasn't gone down in a few years so it could have stopped decreasing. :D

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

They should invent a way for students to take out loans. Heck, you could even call them Student loans! They could be available at most major banks, and even have a government body to oversee it! Yup, that would be fantastic. Too bad they don't do that. Oh... wait a second.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I love you.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

<3.

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

It would be incredibly hard for me to get one of those. I have thought all of this through. But my parents fucked up my credit and their own. They have had the IRS on us for the past 15 years. As soon as I got my own bank account, the IRS got ahold of it just because I am their child and overdrew $700 and screwed my credit.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That's not how it works, but okay.

[ - ] lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

They can turn you down for loans if your credit is bad. My whole family has awful credit so I couldn't get someone to co-sign for the loan. Basically, they will take one look at my credit and tell me to fuck off.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

I love the MLIAC night life.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*morning life. MLIUSA

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

MLIPST+DST

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

And 4 in the morning... Is still morning. Ok I love the MLIAC early birds and aussies.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*nocturnal BAMF*

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yes you are.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

/flex.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*swoons* Hawt.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

This isn't night life. You've never been on when it's been night time. Don't go on as well, it's fine without you.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

No this is morning. I was talking about earlier.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You still haven't been on when the night crew is on.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

The commenters you've been with are morning ones, not the night crew.

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Am I a morning commenter or a night one then? I always thought of myself as a afternoon commenter.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Morning commenter.

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Cool, thanks.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I guess you are. If we go by GMT.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ok gotcha. I must ask, why aren't you in Pedz stories? I'm not sucking up to you, but you would make a great character in the stories.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Fucked if I know.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

YOu should message him with your character stuff, like speech, attitude, and weapons.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

cbf

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ah. I could do it for ya. If you want.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

BYENAO <3

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

NOBYEYOUSTAY! <3

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Bye~!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

BYE FAIT. <3

[ - ] Neil_The_SniperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Later!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Pedo.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Heyyy.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

And why aren't YOU in pedo's stories?

[ - ] Neil_The_SniperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

There's another story?

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yep. And I'm in it!

[ - ] Neil_The_SniperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Awesome!

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I know!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

SHUT UP ABOUT PEDO'S STORIES.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

nuhh.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ohshit. New post, guys. And I'm out. Later, e'erybody. Don't kill anyone while I'm away.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Bai!<3

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Dang it. Ok.. Bye!

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Bye! <3

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