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One day in college, I was walking on campus and this guy passed by me on his bike. This other dude suddenly pops out of nowhere and pushes the guy off of his bike. I thought the bike guy might be hurt, but he just stared at the dude for a second, and then jumped back up and picked up his bike. He then, while holding his bike over his head, chased the dude across campus, hitting him with his bike. It was hilarious and awesome. MLIA.
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[ - ]  MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Overusing the word 'bike.' That's all I got out of this.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
6x :(
 
[ - ]  MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
And yet it claims to be in college.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
This post is fucking retarded.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It was probably an attempt to get laid.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I know how to make this post better. Lets take all the words out of it, and put new words in it.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Penis?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
No, my balls. They are really itchy today. INS: Itchy Nut Syndrome.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Oh dear.....you gana eat all that??
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I am a fatty.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*I am a fatty, bike.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
What are you talking about? What are any of you talking about?
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'll trade you a Philly cheese steak hotpocket just for a taste of your INS???!!!
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Bikes.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
x6
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I got very lost in this paragraph. Was there a point?
 
[ - ]  MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Is there ever a point?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Is everybody else having trouble submitting stories?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Negative.
 
[ - ]  MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
No, I just submitted one about corn.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
aw shucks, you didn't have to.
 
[ - ]  MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That was very corny.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I was just husking around.
 
[ - ]  MyusernameisalwaystakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
... I don't have anymore puns.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I don't submit stories.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
HOLY CUNT. Fck. Fuck.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It took me about thirty tires but I finally managed to type fuck. Even though that is probably the most typed word.
 
[ - ]  Tim_LtdGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I just overslept and missed my essay deadline D: The ONE time I don't use my phone as an alarm and actually use an alarm clock. Gaaagh!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Wanna hear a joke? I care. BAHAHHAHAHAHA.
 
[ - ]  Tim_LtdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
xD
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 2 months ago
Wanna hear a joke? Women's lefts.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It seems thats not funny then.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Wanna hear a joke? You don't have AIDS.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Wow! What a suprise!
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Hardy har har, cause they have no rights :3 you are crafty.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Why thank you, friend.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Oh now I get it. It's still a bomb.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Now if Andy, or Llama, had said it, it would've been funny. It all depends on who's delivering the punchline.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Now, if it had made sense, or been funny, it would've been funny. It all depends on if it's actually good.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That too.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeah it is.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Which is funnier: Aids or Cancer?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Aids. Cuz it came from monkeys and gay guys.
 
[ - ]  Tim_LtdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
AIDS.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
...I think we differ on what is humorous.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
http://comedy.com/files/2010/06/I-have-found-this-humerus_1276043177489.png
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
... Humorous is spelled incorrectly.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That is the joke.......
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Ahh.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You know the bone...the humerus...
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Pnuemenoultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniconiosis
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Methinks you misspelled that.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I think i did, too. I might have missed a few letters.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Thank you.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
No prob.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Do you know what that is?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yup. It's something that you can get if you work in a mine. It's also a really long and unnecessary Latin word.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yes, I do.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It is a lung disease. That has a riduculously long name.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
More people are offended by cancer, so probably cancer.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
NEw post.
 

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