MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I got a big envelope from teen vogue in the mail. Inside there was a giant poster of Miley Cyrus. Disgusted, I threw it on my bedroom floor and left the room. When I came back, I found the poster laying on the ground in shreds and my dog with paper pieces stuck to his beard. I've trained him well. MLIA.

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[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your dog has a beard?

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I mustache you a question, but I guess I'll shave it for later.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Beard in mind that their answer might not be truthful.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

XD I love how on here a pun = automatic goods.

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah. :3

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 3 months ago

So average. All dogs have beards.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Today I got a big envelope from teen vogue in the mail. Inside there was a giant poster of Miley Cyrus. Disgusted, I threw it on my bedroom floor and left the room. When I came back, I found the poster laying on the ground in shreds and my dad with paper pieces stuck to his beard. He needs to be taken to a psychologist. MLIA.

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Beard? O.o What the what?!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

newpost

[ - ] xoLUVMLIAoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Dear dog, I like Ur beard From Ke$ha

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Well done!