MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Last night, I fell asleep with all my clothes on. This morning, I woke up in jsut my undergarments, with my sweat-shirt and pants folded neatly on the foot of the bed. Conscious me hates to fold clothes, but unconscious me is going to make a great housewife. MLIA

#1536218 Comments: 8 Votes: average 751meh 24Share

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Or stripper.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I love watching unconscious people strip.

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah you are, since you don't wake up when you get boned.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're so bad at sex that you repressedd the memory.

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No, that was Uncle Greg.

[ - ] YakkoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Okay, I'm gone. If I'm lucky I won't be back for a good long while. Normally I don't do this good-bye shit because I know none of you actually care, but I'm doing it anyways. I'm off.

[ - ] devyns-name-rhymes-711Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think the creeper that's breaking into your room and taking your clothes off would make a better housewife.

[ - ] vladimirtodgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

i thought it was conscience

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