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Last week, my good friend and I started dating. Like most couples, we've been holding hands making things awkward for our friends. Little do they know, we've been rubbing our thumbs against each others palm trying to annoy the other into letting go. The score is tied so far. I chose the right guy. MLIA.
#1534707 Comments: 7 Votes: average 816meh 36Share 
[ - ]  Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Slow the fuck down, MLIA.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ew.
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What? It's just a penis...
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's quiet again. Time to leave.
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why you do dat?
 
[ - ]  Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Slower, MLIA. You're gonna hurt yourself.
 
[ - ]  Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh, I'm going to bed. *passes out*
 

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