MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You should switch to tu-bassoon.

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Also, aligator? Really?

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*wallows in loneliness*

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lolnevermind

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*pets*

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*is shocked by tentacles*

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

D:! I'm sorry! I forgot my mittens!

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*forgives*

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:o *is stung*

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wait. AHAHAHAHA/

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sorry. My friend wrote that.

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lawl.

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

gtfo

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*pun*

[ - ] AbnormalStalkingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! :D

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Happy Birthday!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Happy birthday.

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's almost my mom's birthday. I should gator something nice.

[ - ] ParAbnormalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You better bassoon to get her the gift.

[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Schoolin' time. Bye guys.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Buh bye!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I believe it's spelt "alligator", OP.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

lol

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Andy! How are ya? <3

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm well. How are you? <3

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Pretty good. Just chillen out at work. Not a whole lot going on here. :p

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Original? Did you draw a penis? lolololololol

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Is this supposed to be funny?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think it's trying to be funny, but failing. 'Tis the life of an OP.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No school today?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah I got school. I'm in college so I don't have class until 10 although we got 10 cm of snow.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ahh. We got a nice blanket of now, not as much as they were saying though. But I think it's going to continue on through the day.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah, It's not so bad because I live in montreal but because of the wind blowing you get snow in your face and therefore get cold really fast.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh, I'm in Toronto. Same issue here, with the wind blowing.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wish my class was cancelled.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wish the buses were cancelled.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Then I wouldn't be able to leave school! D:

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well then I wouldn't have to come into work.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wish your work and my school were closed due to snow.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll agree to that! :)

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What a sad-sad life.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*replaces hyphen with a comma*

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Thank you.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Gater done!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*runs from zombie*

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*shivers*

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*gives my soup*

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*takes soup* ... *sips* ... *spits* Sorry, I only take the best.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Fine no_soup_for_you!

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Do what you want.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

How now brown cow?

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*looks around* Normally, I would reply with some random quote, but today, no.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

lolbutt.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*offers best soup*

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*takes* Why thank you. *sips* *knees buckle* Wow, this is really good soup.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*hands hot chocolate*

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*stares indignantly*

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*tuble weed crosses screen* its more dead then a cemetery in here.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

If you want us to like you, spell things correctly.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why do people just lurk and not comment *cough, cough* Andy!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sometimes I have to do my job.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What do you do?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Mechanical Engineering.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Pretty cool. I just do reception. Wait, so how are you on here? On your phone? Or do you work in an office?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I has teh cubiucal

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ah pretty sweet.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's okay Riley, he's trying to teach me to be less of a noob.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I understand that. It's simple though, just quickly re-read what you wrote before so click "Submit", silly.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

you* Wow, I just made an ass of myself.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No kidding.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Thanks.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Tumble*

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm depressed.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Econonomics: I'm recessed! Seriously though whats wrong. D:

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

what's*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

If you want us to like you, make jokes that make sense.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's because it's a recession but I guess it was poor humor.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

^ the poor humor piece is not supposed to be a joke.

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your really, really try too hard.

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*you

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I really hate hypocrites. (see other comment below)

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why? *is overwhelmed with worry even though I don't know you in the slightest*

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I thought that I finally met people that can be my friends. Turns out, another bunch of hypocrites, as usual.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That sucks. I think that you're cool.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So what? They're obviously losers, you can always make more friends! :D

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ignore them, I hate people like that they feel about themselves therefore they make other people depressed in order to feel better about themselves.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Actually, it wasn't exactly like that. It's more complicated. I think.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What do you mean?

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*hums quietly...* There are plenty of people to be friends with... *makes fairly obvious eyebrow movements*

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So you just say you're depressed ,get all these replies, and leave??!! NOW I'M CURIOUS.

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh, never mind.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

^^ soup.

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What, are you telling me to put carrots in my soup?

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My internet is slow and I'm on my phone. Sorry about the lack of answers.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I demand answers!!!!!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Joke, it's cool.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

COMMENT PEOPLE!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*comments* please don't hurt me!!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm not agressive. I'm a peacful person, and wouldn't hurt you.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

peaceful*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

If you want us to like you, capitalize the first letters of your sentence.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Please*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I hate the one word corrections, but that's a personal preference on my part.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Alright I'll try to avoid those.

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hookers.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm pro-stitution.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

PEOPLE!

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Clever, very clever.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:>

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:P

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh god. I check the app store and the "Super Kamasutra HD" appears. Dad, what the fuck?�

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What's that.

[ - ] no_soup_for_youGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

BOOK OF LOVE...making.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Book of different sexual positions.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh.... okay that is for sure awkward.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Is this for real?

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yep.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Guess your Dad's into some kinky shit.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

-_- Gross.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah, I guess it is when it's your own parents.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

"All the sex positions are sorted by categories." -_-_-_-

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What kind of categories?

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't know! D:

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh. Oh well, obviously your parents have sex, just get out of the app and carry on as if you never saw it. :P

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I know they have sex. I heard them once.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*creak creak creak*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ugh, and isn't that totally uncomfortable? I used to hear my parents often, then when my brother moved out I took the farthest room from them. But I moved out now.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Rear,side,front and back??

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You forgot upside down. :P

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ah,ah oh my god I'm scarred. Why is there one page in this category, sixty-nine, interesting.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And no, JD, there are different things you can do while upside down.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Chances of pregnancy??

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

O.o What?

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

hi

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD A MONSTER. *hides* *scared*

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wanna play Russian Roulette and lose. D:

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Just play it by yourself then. Go ahead, do it. No balls.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're being silly now.

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

hello

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Don't do it!

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

hi!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bye! *shuts door on face*

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

haha thanks.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*opens door again* HI!

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

hi :P

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

do u have a snow day, (if u go to school?)

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Get the fuck out. no one here even likes you. You're fat.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wish.

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

shut up. im in gr 6 jeez

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll be back, smoke break!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*throws a pack of nicorette at face*

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Throws* Nicorette*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That shit doesn't work.

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

so.........

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

blow........

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

jokes.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

But its reference to outside I need a snow blower to clear my driveway....

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

how much snow do u have?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

10-15 cm plus the 10 cm on ground.

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

there are only 5 kids in my class right now.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That sucks.

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

its actually very nice. we dont have to do any school work, just relax and chill out.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So, do you know there is a "Caps Lock" button right? It makes it so that people will actually read your comments.

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ya I know that. I was doing other things and just typing quickly.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I know. You even wrote a story about it.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You left my dying, crying here, with whisky, gin, and pints of beer.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

my_Subconscious is depressed *starts crying*

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What's wrong?

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm sitting alone until Sunday.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why?????

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, I was in Cairo. After being evacuated, I have to chill in a small town with no one I know until I can get on a plane for London.

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

aww

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm late with this comment but here we go!

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, it's my second year in high school. In first year, I had a bunch of friends, and most of us applied for an exchange program, but the one I was closest to, got accepted and is in the USA now. The rest stopped talking to me. Now, in 2nd yr. I had new friends, and last week, when I got a Christmas Card from the one in USA, my new friends simply stopped talking and hanging out with me.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

D: that's horrible! Is your new friend upset because of the christmas card?

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Actually it's friends. 5. And I don't know.

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's stupid. You will find new friends that won't stop talking to you. Or maybe you stopped talking to them?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hi Emily!! (Yes I know it's not your name)

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sup jd

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Not much you?

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Going to class, soon .

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I still try talking to them.

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So make new ones! They aren't worth it, if you ask me. Where are you back to living?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That sucks, but try making new ones. Clearly those ones weren't worth your time.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Where are you?

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Everyone had useful comments but me. Haha.

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You got that right.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

New post.

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't want to

[ - ] lily2559Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

im bored

[ - ] mligg_16Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

OHMYGOODNESSGRACIOUS!!! I play bassoon too!!! :D

[ - ] lilmizsunshineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I play clarinet! BAND IS AWESOME!:)

[ - ] lisatronGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

i read this post...and all i could think was "when did i post this?" why...cuz i'm in band and also play the bassoon LOL my mistake :)

[ - ] maxigal98Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

i play bassoon too!!!!!(:

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