MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Yesterday in church class, the first graders were learning about different types of homes. The lead teacher asked, "And what's the most important thing to know about houses?" The new boy in front raised his hand and told her, "Never hide in the dryer!" I've never been more excited for Sunday. MLIA

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[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That is not true.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:O YOU

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Rawr!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why would you be excited? This is dumb.

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I agree, this is just ... sad.

[ - ] QwerdieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

This post number is so distractingly close to a palindrome.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ah, damn it. Now I'm frustrated at a number. Thanks for pointing that out.

[ - ] QwerdieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Any time.

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

The amazing thing about this post is that it got through while making no sense at all. We have no idea what the storyteller's relation to anyone in it is; we don't know when "yesterday" was and why there was a Church class on that day; and we don't know why hiding in the dryer would make Sunday exciting, nor can we come to a conclusion about anything of the like, except maybe it's laundry day at their house. But it's a new boy in class, so it's unlikely he'll be at their house doing laundry. Fuck off, you imbecile.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*opens beer, hands it to mobile* It's best just to not care anymore. That or get drunk.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sounds like the way to go. *chugs beer; crushes can on forehead*

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

There's plenty more in the corner.

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You seem rather chipper today.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I am always excited on Sunday's. Well, I have to be. Sunday = Danielle's whore day.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Comments like these made me wish there was an edit button or something.

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

^ This.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

"Church class"? Who wrote this, a five year old?

[ - ] theycalledmefastestGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

LOLChurch.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your name could be bad under certain circumstances.

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Say huh?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I was going to ask why you were talking about houses in "Church Class." But it was probably just for some metaphorical bullshit.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

New post.

[ - ] WingedCeleryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wait- I've hidden in a dryer! Why shouldnt you? o_O

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