MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my sister and I were waiting for our restaraunt buzzer to buzz and let us know we had a table ready. After about fourty minutes, my sister and I started using it as a "tazer". She "tazed" me in the neck and it started to buzz. I then proceeded to scream, "HOLY CRAP! IT IS A TAZER, IT IS A TAZER!" We were asked to leave. MLIA

#1527856 Comments: 12 Votes: average 981meh 46Share

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Tazer me, bro.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*tazes*

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*tazers

[ - ] prophetGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago

Honestly, this is just really dumb. I don't know what else to say.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

"Proceeded". Ugh.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I know. I proceeded to read that in the post, and immediately proceeded to frown in a manner that proceeded my original facial expression. Then I proceeded to "meh" the post.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

At least you weren't kicked out. I still have that bruise on my back from being punted out of Chuck E. Cheese's for being afraid of the mouse.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That thing is very creepy.

[ - ] Alpha_CentauriGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Yet you seem proud.

[ - ] sharpie10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Now whats the chance of that happening?(:

[ - ] NoRespektGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Forty* Fuckwit.

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