MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Get a life.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So you can get pumped for your sex change?

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Or your sexually abusive gay husband, either way.

[ - ] GortehGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

The doctor will be listening to the same song.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Gets him in the "zone".

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

In the zone. AUTO ZONE.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I have never heard the song. so HA.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's pretty lame, listen to music that will actually get you pumped.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's pretty lame, listen to music that will actually get you pumped.

[ - ] prophetGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Okay..... OP moment, but seriously that song is the shit.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't remember it. I think I watched the movie when i was 4 or 5..

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's on my friends Ipod, so we listened to it for laughs.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think we migrated to down there. V

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're the pasty white and skinney dork that falls off the treadmills.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*skinny

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D :D :D :D :D

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah, yeah...

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*hugs* Still cute. <3

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D :D :D :D :D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Goodnight. I have been here a long time. Reading your comments. Watching you. O_O

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hi! Goodnight.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bai!! <3333

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*covers myself* Ew. Gross. Go away, peeping tom. BYE!!!

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hawt. Goodnight! <3

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

G'bye. <3

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're pregnant, too?

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:O

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yep.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

CONGRATS!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Whhhaaatt? O_o

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

..yeah.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

CONGRATULATIONS! <3

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D <3

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

LOL. You made that account.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

..yeah.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So now Bee isn't the only one with an account.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:P

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

STALKER! But still, good-night!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Exercise is actually hot. If you do it right, that is.

[ - ] GortehGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Like when you're either naked or wearing skin tight clothing.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Or if you exercise in the shower. I have a bike in mine and I love riding it.

[ - ] GortehGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That isn't all you love riding. ;D

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're right. I love riding horses, too.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

They're so fun to ride.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wouldn't it get rusty?

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Today, I installed a fan in front of my treadmill. Exercise just got so much cooler. MLIA

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

..Haha.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh My God. It's you, from cancun. Oh no...

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

xD

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm so sorry. I didn't know. Oh god.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I geddit!

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Or do you?

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I do.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I actually love that song.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Horses don't listen to me. Damn simpleTONs.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It seems like you were trying to make a pun, but I don't get it.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Horses ain't light weights.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Horses ain't light weights.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I find that they're also huge neigh-sayers.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And they aren't very neighborly.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago

I'm bored. I will go find my broom now.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And a camera.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why would I need a camera?

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So you can videotape it of course.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why would I videotape it?

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So we could watch. DUh.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

lol

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Stop replying to it, fuck face.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Then make some interesting comments fuckwad.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Go fuck yourself. Everything llama says is interesting.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Meh, it's true.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Blow me, cunt.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You first.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No thanks.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Good call. I wouldn't let you.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Dang the night life of MLIA!!! Badass!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Not anymore.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Gawd dammit Danielle!!!!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Que?

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I heard it from a movie hehehe!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OKAY

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Dear? Funneh!!!

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I heard it from a movie, honest.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's pretty boring today, it's been heaps better before.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

I LIKE BROOMS CAUSE THEY ARE BROOMS.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I like boobs for the same reason - because they double as brooms.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

...?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*looks at BTFB's wall*

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Que?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

WAIT I SORT OF GET IT

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You don't have to look at it right now.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

But I <3 Wall-e.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You can still look at it if ya want.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You'd probably be looking at mine right now...

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:O Go on facebook or MSN and tell me more.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

There's no particular reason, just can't stop smiling due to certain things.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No particular reason, but certain things? TELL ME NOW

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll tell you laytah, wifey. It's sleepy time for me now because I'm lame like that. <3

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You'll be back in a few hours. <3

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

...Yup. Shut up. :P <3

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I finally figured out why Sprite at restaurants in mexico tastes different than Sprite in restaurants in america.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, fuck. Now I can be taken off of life support. Tell me.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

They use cans of sprite rather than that stupid crap in the machines.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, in restaurants they generally get mixes from the soda companies instead of big trucks full of vats of soda themselves, and the water in Mexico is slightly worse quality than that in the US.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Read above comment.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ah. Well that's how they do it in the US, anyway. Maybe it's different in Mexico.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think it is. All I know is, is that the can I'm drinking right now reminds me of Mexico, the land of no root beer.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Porque?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Don't speak in Spanish. It's dumb.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

ESTO ^^ Cuando estas hablando en Espanol estoy como jaajjajjajajajajaja.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Eres un grande puto.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I fixed it, and it was my stupid auto correct. Mais, je l'ai rallume vers le francais.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*Pourquoi?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Speak American, por favor.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

y u dun want me 2 dew that?

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ohhi efharisto.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Read above comment.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Nai.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

I'm so fat! :(

[ - ] whitnanaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

YES! I sing this all the time!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

GTFO.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

newb.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sorry, couldn't resist. Welcome to MLIA commenting, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ouch.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YES! You are a loser!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I had a life again today. *frowns*

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah, bye.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Is the baby mine?

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

BYE!! Sorry about the cancun thing.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're paying child support.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I thought we were gonna get married..

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

We were? ohshit.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bai!!!!! YAY BABY! <3333333

[ - ] AuntClaireGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

DID YOU THINK OF A NAME?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Alexander. IT WORKS IF THE BABY IS A BOY OR GIRL.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Maybe for a middle name. :P

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Or if I have a boy. "Sadie Alexander" doesn't sound right.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Uhhh...If it's a girl I would hope that you would name it Alexandra, and not Alexander.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Nicole or Sadie.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

ANTIO!!!!!!

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't understand how that's cool.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I know, they aren't even in a fridge.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Loser. All the cool kids chill out in fridges.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 3 months ago

I'M TOTALLY NOT GRINDING ON A BROOM CAUSE THAT JUST WOULDN'T BE LOGICAL!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

new post

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I love new posts!

[ - ] Brian646Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Holy shit. Guess who else did that? I think I have met my twin

[ - ] demonspawn101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Brilliant. you are my new hero

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