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Today, my mom and I were driving in the car going to the store. We were driving through a neighborhood when I saw a chicken and I immeadiately yelled "CHICKEN!" Within seconds my mom yelled, "MAILBOX!" I looked at her with confusion, and she said, "Oh! There's a chicken.. I thought we were just yelling out random things." Oh, mother.. MLIA
#1463852 Comments: 21 Votes: average 10757meh 50Share 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
See, if you weren't a freak shouting out things that you saw, that wouldn't have happened.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I am very much sure there was a better way to word that.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago
omg op u r so totes random lololololoolololol MONKEY CHEESE BREAD!!!!
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago
What do you mean, "oh, mother"? It's completely understandable. She's supposed to be watching the road, not whatever random shit you're looking at off to the side. Besides, it's not often that you see chickens in the suburbs.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Three other comments popped up in the time it took for me to write this. This would've been normal a couple years ago but now it's just bizarre.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
In some cases, it might have even been considered "slow." If only we knew...
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Eeugh. I can't say I really miss it that much.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 1 month ago
You both are retarded.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I do not like you very much.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Alright.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Glad we got that cleared up.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Fuhuhuuuck how did it get to be 5 I am going to sleep now okay.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
were you even talking to anyone
 
[ - ]  xRenOxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
"immeadiately"
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago
In which someone does something quickly - but with mead. Because everything is better with mead.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Or maybe instant-mead. Y'know, like instant coffee or some shit, but with mead.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
There are so many fun things people could do with that, but none of them are here. So this is what you get.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Instant-mead sounds great with insta-spuds.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Sounds like something a Gremlin would say...
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
.-.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
*She realized what I meant by "chicken" when she felt the car go over a bump. I tried to warn her. On the bright side, we're having wings for dinner!
 

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