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Today, my mom and I were driving in the car going to the store. We were driving through a neighborhood when I saw a chicken and I immeadiately yelled "CHICKEN!" Within seconds my mom yelled, "MAILBOX!" I looked at her with confusion, and she said, "Oh! There's a chicken.. I thought we were just yelling out random things." Oh, mother.. MLIA
#1463852 Comments: 21 Votes: average 10767meh 50Share 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
See, if you weren't a freak shouting out things that you saw, that wouldn't have happened.
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
I am very much sure there was a better way to word that.
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 7 months ago
omg op u r so totes random lololololoolololol MONKEY CHEESE BREAD!!!!
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 7 months ago
What do you mean, "oh, mother"? It's completely understandable. She's supposed to be watching the road, not whatever random shit you're looking at off to the side. Besides, it's not often that you see chickens in the suburbs.
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Three other comments popped up in the time it took for me to write this. This would've been normal a couple years ago but now it's just bizarre.
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
In some cases, it might have even been considered "slow." If only we knew...
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Eeugh. I can't say I really miss it that much.
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 34 years, 7 months ago
You both are retarded.
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
I do not like you very much.
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Glad we got that cleared up.
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Fuhuhuuuck how did it get to be 5 I am going to sleep now okay.
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 4Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
were you even talking to anyone
[ - ]  xRenOxGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 7 months ago
In which someone does something quickly - but with mead. Because everything is better with mead.
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Or maybe instant-mead. Y'know, like instant coffee or some shit, but with mead.
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
There are so many fun things people could do with that, but none of them are here. So this is what you get.
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Instant-mead sounds great with insta-spuds.
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Sounds like something a Gremlin would say...
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 7Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
*She realized what I meant by "chicken" when she felt the car go over a bump. I tried to warn her. On the bright side, we're having wings for dinner!

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