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Today, the secretary at my school paged the principal over the intercom to go to sophomore hallway. At the end she added "hurry, there's a fight going on". Half the school got there before he did. MLIA
#1463027 Comments: 86 Votes: average 6430meh 66Share 
[ - ]  Dr_FrankensteinGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 8 months ago
Bullshit.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Neat.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
You didn't throw yourself into the fight?
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That sounds very unprofessional for a secretary to do.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*sounds like a very unprofessional thing for a secretary to do
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I just can't comment tonight can I?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Bravo, you did it!
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
It was a long and difficult journey, but I finally made it! *bursts into tears* I'm just so proud of myself.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Good job. :D
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
candyyyy
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
patrriicckkk
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What's up in yo fabulous lifee
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Procrastination and a Roseanne marathon. :D whaddup witchuuuu
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Unpacking. I finally got a new place. I'm out of Swansea for good bby.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
YAY! Are you still in university?
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Nah, I'm out. And to hell with it anyway. It's weird because I'm starting to feel really old.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Dang, and I'm still in high school. o.o
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I mean, I'm only 23, but still.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ha, YOU SHOULD FEEL OLD THEN.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm an old mannnn. Done with uni, moving out of Swansea, getting a job. It's unnatural. I still have the maturity of a twelve year old.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What job? or are you just looking for one?
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I got offered a job as playing backup for this jazz place in Cardiff.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ohh neato. :D
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I know :D It's not the WJS or anything, but it's definitely a job. And jazz is my thing. So yeah.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
nicee. i need a job
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You're like 18 or 17 right?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm actually 16, but I'll be 17 next month.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Riiight. Well then a job isn't all that important for you yet.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yeah, I just wish there were more places to work around here though.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Where do you live again? I feel like I should know this.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
In the middle of nowhere, really. I live in Illinois, where there's nothing but cornfields in the southern part of the state.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
There's actually people here who are active. First time that's happened in a while when I've been on. Shame it's 3:41am and I'm just going to bed.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
ikaz omg<3
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*looks illinois up because I am horrible at US geography* ahhh, yes. Looks like a fun state. Night Ikaz, I didn't know we were in the same timezone :o
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Hello. :D <3
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Haven't seen you here in a while. And by a while I mean a couple days.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You must be a crumpet fvcking English tea licker? >.>
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ahaha, glad you know your geography. I only had a vague idea where Swansea was. wait omg there's a town called swansea about half an hour from here.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
We probably live in the same place. I'm welsh, actually. No crumpets for me. Just sheep. to shag, you know. cos that's what we do.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oooh, okay. Can we hate England together? I wrote a song about England. It goes: I'm a bonnie Scottish lass, I'm gonna shove crumpets up your ass. FRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMM. Yup.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Sounds perfect. Let's just stab England.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
England sounds fun.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Stabby stabby, slice and dice. Hunt you down and kill your mum. Cutty cutty, killy, killy. Stab your eyes with my flash bombs.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I think I went there on either a school trip or something with my parents one time. It is not fun. Everyone's so uppity and they talk weird.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
lol ikaz
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I've never been outside of America so any foreign country sounds fun.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
America's actually pretty chill on it's own though. New York is just about my favourite place ever.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ohh, never been there. The furthest I've gone is Disney World, in Florida.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Most of my family is English. Hell, I'm like half English. But god damnit, every English person I meet talks down on me because I call myself Scottish. It's all ''Ooohhh, we're English, we have fancy tea cups and make sex on crumpets, we're sooooo much better than every other country in Britain because we're bigger and have monocles'' No, you have liverpool, where those wretched abominations on humanity, the Scouse live. And Newcastle, the source of that vile show that is a disgrace to humanity, 'geordie shore' Not to mention The Only Way is Essex. Oh, I need to rant. I must rant. XD
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
'make sex on crumpets' lmao
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Fvcking Essex. There was this dick hole in my frat from Essex and he would never fvcking shut up. And his accent made me want to punch him in the face whenever he'd open his mouth. It's just so... like, sharp, like they're constantly talking with an egg in their mouths.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
English accents are way too appealing. o.o
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I don't like them. I think west coast US is the hottest accent you can have.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
No, it's the scouse. That fvcking noise that comes from their face, more like gargled wailing than speach. Some aren't bad, in all honesty, but the really, really fvcking scouse ones make me feel physically sick every time they open their shithole.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
If you say so... Personally, I prefer southern accents.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You can't even tell what the scouse are saying .-. southern like Texas southern?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yes, like that.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I like Georgian accents. I have a few friends from Georgia. Plus, you know, The Walking Dead.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I spend some time in like Seattle and places of that sort since I have family there, and I love their accents.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ohh yes. :D
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You should hear the people around here... It's definitely interesting. It's like a southern-blah hybrid accent.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm on my Xbox, so I guess I'm gonna go spend the rest of the night on CoD. Night guys. I'll be back. :P
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Nighty night. I should go to bed as well, I always lose track of time and end up becoming nocturnal :/ So g'night. I'll probably be on tomorrow. Or, you know, later today.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
G'night, Ikaz.<3
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Oh, well, good night then.<3
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
IKAZinator you whore.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
HA, GREN YOU MISS EVERYTHING.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
brbsuicide.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Wait, so like, on the intercoms where they do the announcements? Is there not a private intercom or phone for the secretary to contact the principal on? Do all the administrators not carry around special walkie talkies? They did at my school.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Also, this was the 69th comment. So it's special.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Mine does, but they carry work phones instead of walkie talkies.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I wonder if that's somewhat of a new thing since I haven't been in high school since '07.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Tbh a lot of the administrators use their personal phones to get the principal's attention.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I dreamed Racist and Salsa were having an argument here about plants and erin was talking about spiders wih long names with klaud.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Nice to know your mind never shuts off.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Spiders with long names, huh?
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yes. It started with an "e," and at first you thought erin was jut saying her own name. I believe the two of you got it sorted out eventually and ended up having a rather pleasant conversation.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*Just. I am dropping letters all over the place.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
A name starting with e? Was it Eugene?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Wolfy. Hi.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
No, it was quite long, actually. Something along the lines of ehxkavdjdgsmsvdishakdbdisgdhndksgskwgdksbx.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh, that's lovely then.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You know... I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if I came on here and saw those conversations occurring.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
llamafish69
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
whatever happened to him
 
[ - ]  hinkageGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
hey faaggots
 

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