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The other day, a few friends and I went to an arcade. I ended up playing House of the Dead 4, and halfway through, a guy who I've never seen before walks up, puts in a quarter, grabs the gun, says "you cover the right side" and starts playing along with me. We finished the entire game, high-fived, and then went our separate ways. Thank you, mysterious zombie-slaying stranger. MLIA.
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I hope you used ray guns. That's the only way to kill zombies these days.
 
Stakes are the tried-and-true method for slaying vampires.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
omg you
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
:D
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Next time you see Border Petroleum tell him that Shiki should not have put his fingerprints all over a possible corpse.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I would say Ikazinator but you'll never see this so I'll just go drink more.
 
You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I've got a bottle of Jameson but I promised myself I'd finish the bottle of Jim Beam first so I'm drinking it whenever I have the chance. Also, the hell is going on with the sharks.
 
I think changes need to be made. If they continue the losing streak, I think a big trade is coming.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Chicago and the Ducks I can understand, they are playing great right now. And Rinne is playing lights out this year so Nashville is a push, but Phoenix and Columbus is pathetic. Who do you think are on the tables in terms of a trade?
 
Honestly? No clue. If I had to guess, I'd say Marleau or Couture. We need someone to get this team going, and we're going to have to give up something huge to get it.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
IKAZ! PLEASE COME BACK
 
[ - ]  IKAZWMRG_is_a_FagGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
YEAH IKAZ COME BACK WE MISS YOU
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
PLEAAASE
 
I'll try.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Arsehole.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Nice.
 
How it went: OP sucks at HotD4 (or any FPS, really). Person not acquainted with OP (herein PNA) decides he wants to play. OP cannot comprehend that, because he and/or she is on the right side, he and/or she must cover the right side. PNA informs OP to cover the right side. Each spent a number of quarters finishing the game (OP spent way more quarters because OP sucks at said game). PNA high-fived OP out of pity (OP's pathetic looks contributed to said pity). Since this is the only thing that could be considered an accomplishment in OP's sad life, OP has decided to thank PNA on a website no one fuccking visits anymore. The end.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Nice.
 
Suck a bag of dicks.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Alright.
 
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
That was... beautiful, in a way.
 
You can also suck a bag of dicks.
 
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I'm sorry?
 
Yes. You are.
 
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I'm Canadian, I can't help it.
 
gay
 
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
Sometimes.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
You went with a few friends? Why weren't any of them playing the game with you? Oh wait that's right- imaginary friends can't play video games!
 
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
He was probably just a pedophile trying to get some.
 
The new post fairy answered my prayers. Now I can go back to being an ass hole. You have too many adjectives in the last sentence.
 
[ - ]  Woolly_BullyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
no one cares you stupid idiot
 
Oh. And who would you be?
 
You seem cute.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Thank you!
 
NONNY!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Hello! You replied in under fifteen seconds! That was scary!
 
I refreshed at just the right time. d:
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Riiight
 
I'm a scary person. How are you Nonny?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Scared
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Also I need to go because I am concussed and can't use screens for extended periods of time
 
Good. �_�
 
Why, what happened?
 
um okay Nonny. -sigh-
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I play hockey, cheap hit to the head
 
Oh owwie.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Until we meet again
 
So long.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...Farewell
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
This is a test to see how quickly you reply.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I guess you're not important enough, Matt.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Knew it.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
AUFEDERSEIN
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
GOODBYE
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I kind of hate y'all for not making that reference.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
that movie is stupid
 
Sorry Gren. d: Love you guys.
 
Oh. Once I went to an arcade and put in a quarter to play DDR. It emphasized the fact that I'm not great at DDR. MLIAdmiral
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
DDR DDR http://images.wikia.com/inciclopedia/images/2/20/DDR_DDR.jpg
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
DDR is one of few things I am actually good at. That, and wasting time on the internet.
 
Oh now I feel bad. I wasn't online. Sucks to be me. Bye y'all.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
no one cares
 
[ - ]  NITMOEGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Were any of you present on MLIA when ntmo, mobile, chan, octopus and others were commenters? I used to love this site and I think I remember a few of you but I'm not sure if you're the same people...
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
they left because you didn't comment anymore. you were the heart and soul of this website. that's why it's dead now. see what you did?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
By octopus do you mean Octopie? I do know a mobile but I don't recall him being around the same time as Octopie. As for ntmo and chan- I have no idea who those are.
 
[ - ]  NITMOEGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yeah, Octopie! And they were, we had a fb group and everything. Chan- I meant to say Circafan and ntmo is me, nerdsturnmeon or NerdsTurnMeOn. There was eugenieweenie and bunch of others too!
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
No one really cares about that old crew except the commentors who were n00bs at the time and sucked their dicks to appease the "cool crowd". Sorry... not as many commentors around anymore to please your e-dong.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
They're not here anymore. They friended each other on Facebook and I'm assuming they talk on there now and feel no need to come back. Good riddance, really.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
As in the people you mentioned, not you yourself. I don't know you, though I know you were around, so I don't have an opinion on you. But the others you mentioned, they can stay in their wee Facebook clique.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Actually, the ones you mentioned by name weren't do bad, never mind.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
quit flip flopping on your opinions. they were all clique-y douche bagels, hanging out in their gay facebook group.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
My reply was more from mention of the Facebook group, but after looking at the names mentioned, I don't resent them as much as other people who are also in the group.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
For me it's mostly nostalgia about them. I remember them from my newb days but I never seriously talked to any of them other than cobs and Bela and Maus.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
How the shit did I miss Ikaz.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
And everyone else.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Because kangaroos make you miss all the shit that goes on here.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
It's the only way he gets laid though, so it's worth the effort.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Asian kangaroos... wouldn't that be a sight.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
did you have sex after
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Nice.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
feggit
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Alright.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
What the fvck did you just fvcking say about me, you little b!tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fvck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fvcking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fvcker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fvcking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fvcking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fvcking dead, kiddo.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
What's your favorite color?
 
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Gorilla warfare?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
lmfao
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
"I will shit fury all over you" wat
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
And you will drown in it.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Someone once posted that exact same response to me...
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
lolmemes
 
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Skyrim and granola. I'm bored.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
First.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
noob
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Andy lost. I'm clearly first. trololol
 
eighty ninth.
 
Biitch of a headache right now. Why am I even here?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
patrick omg come back
 
Nooo I missed you D: Sorry I went to sleep because it was a ridiculous time to be awake and it's now way too early to be awake but I have coffee and boxes to pack and fuuck I wanted to talk to ya.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Way to fail, Cochise. You missed out on the only person who gives a damn about you.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I kind of give a damn about him, but that's only because I have this weird thing for guys with long hair that makes me automatically like them...
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
gay
 
Awh well I kind of give a damn about you too.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
are people with ass burgers capable of truly giving any sort of damn?
 
S'pose so, seeing as I'm giving a damn enough to be awake way too early in the morning so I can pack boxes, but end up talking to you.
 
[ - ]  ILikeMangosGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
is anybody out there
 
I would say I'm here, but I'm really not.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
it's getting harder and harder to breathe
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
I find it odd that you went to an arcade with friends, but ended up playing a game by yourself until a stranger stepped in. There are three things that come to mind, there. One, you actually went alone. Which I don't see why that would be so bad as you had to lie and say you went with friends. Two, your friends aren't terribly considerate and they all decided to play other games and abandon you, in which case I don't know why you would've gone with them anyway. Three, you didn't want to play the games the rest of your group picked, so you left, which kind of defeats the purpose of going with friends. And anyway, this isn't actually this odd. Some people aren't so socially awkward that they can't stand to go near someone they don't know. An arcade is for public use, and since it was open and he was confident in his ability to help, why shouldn't he play? It's rather difficult to expand your circle of friends if you never interact with someone else. Perhaps that was his intention in joining your game. ... And then somewhere in the middle he realized you're a loser and left.
 
How long did this take?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Erm. Not very. Why?
 
Was curious.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ah.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago
it's because of the ass burgers
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Nice.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
go get eaten out by pacman
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
thank you for your time that is all
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
What did Pacman ever do to deserve that?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
He's a b!tch and three quarters.
 
[ - ]  dragonfreakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yeah I think he just wanted to play a free game
 

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