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Today while on craigslist i found the best thing ever...a free husband. I laughed so hard when i read the description, i quote, 'is fully potty trained and remembers to put the toilet seat down. He knows a couple tricks like taking out the garbage and mowing the lawn. No he is not neutered. Please email for more info.' That made my day! MLIA
#1456442 Comments: 26 Votes: average 593meh 32Share 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 2Bad: 112 months ago
So... Is MLIA just dead now?
 
[ - ]  Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Right now it is.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Very much so.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Pretty much.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
It's pretty dead here.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Just me.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 2Bad: 012 months ago
And Jenna_goes_beep, who doesn't really count.
 
[ - ]  AdoIfHitlerGood: 4Bad: 012 months ago
It's deader than I am.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 012 months ago
Well, goodbye, Jenna_goes_beep
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 012 months ago
*.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 012 months ago
Though I doubt you were on here for more than half a minute.
 
[ - ]  Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Bye!
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
List.
 
[ - ]  Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
A free husband? Do you want to be loved that badly? I'm sorry, that was terrible. .-.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 312 months ago
I thought they weren't allowed to sell prostitutes anymore.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 1Bad: 012 months ago
Info.
 
[ - ]  ilovemymomtooGood: 3Bad: 212 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate this website.
 
[ - ]  Jenna_goes_beepGood: 2Bad: 112 months ago
and you love your mom too!
 
[ - ]  ilovemymomtooGood: 1Bad: 212 months ago
Fuuck off.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
hi.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 3Bad: 312 months ago
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[ - ]  Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
._.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 1Bad: 112 months ago
Sorry i got board.
 
[ - ]  hallipotter123Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
isnt that the point of the craiag list???
 
[ - ]  mickeyfangirlGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't put the LID down.
 
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