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Today, my dad came home from hanging out with some friends of his. He was acting really strange and hyper, so I asked him why he was acting like this. He says "Well, I just drank 8 Red Bulls." I asked him why he drank 8 Red Bulls, and he said it's better than drinking "the A word." I asked him what the A word was. He leans forward and whispers "Alcohol." MLIA

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[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Whee, immature parents!

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Wheee drunk parents!

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Immature parents have premature ejaculations.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Whee, I just de-TP'd my neighbor's house!

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Whee, that sucks!

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Whee, it was wet, too!

[ - ] ECW412Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

No, trust me, he was lying to you. He was drinking the A-word.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I refuse to read this travesty.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I wonder....

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I plunder.

[ - ] AveragosaurusGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I'm too lazy to read this. It's long. D:

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Lucky.

[ - ] ECW412Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

OP's dad came home acting weird, and claimed to have been drinking Red Bull, not alcohol.

[ - ] AveragosaurusGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Alrighty then.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

He was drunk...

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*speeds off while being chased by the cops and disappears from view*

[ - ] jacklambert809Good: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Today, my dad came... Didn't read the rest.

[ - ] jacklambert809Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You say he was drunk... but alcohol is not a stimulant, it is a depressant. He wouldn't be hyper

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You've never actually seen people drunk, have you? I giggle uncontrollably. >.>;;

[ - ] jacklambert809Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Not as hyper as they claim, because, yes, I have.

[ - ] kozlowichGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh, I love switching switching between present and past tense.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I hated it when people do that a lot.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

hey you guys I just hate it when people made lame jokes.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I doubt that Red Bull was pure. >.> I bet there was jagermeister added.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

OP's dad was on drugs.

[ - ] Literal_CatGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Today, my dad came after hanging out with 'some friends of his'. He was acting really strange and horny, so I asked him why he was acting like this. He says, "Well I just sucked 8 Red Bulls." I asked him why he sucked 8 Red Bulls and he said it was better than doing 'the A word.' I asked him what the A word was. He leans forward and whispers "Anal." HLIBestiality.

[ - ] LauroGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

wow. I puked in my mouth

[ - ] BaronessofMuffinsGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

is he still alive? 8 red bulls? I nearly die after 2 (yeah ok, that's lame but still) Love the alcohol reference! so funny!

[ - ] MikaneeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

He probably had a heart attack later that night. I'm not sure about Red Bull, but the max for Monster is 3, so you're not a wimp for getting overwhelmed at 2, I promise!

[ - ] BaronessofMuffinsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

yeah I think so too. I guess Monster and Red Bull are nearly the same so 3 seems reasonable. My heart starts fluttering. It once happened really hard and I panicked, ran downstairs and thought 'uhm okay, drink a coffee, that should help' (as with alcohol) and then I remembered that drinking coffee wouldn't be the best thing to do. ^^

[ - ] MikaneeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You are officially labelled as "silly", lol.

[ - ] BaronessofMuffinsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

thank you! lol I can handle that. silly me.

[ - ] kumochanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

As a heads up, if this is true, that's actually really dangerous. That much caffeine can kill a person; hell, I've seen people come in the ER from just one Red Bull - it just depends on how sensitive to caffeine you are.

[ - ] BaronessofMuffinsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

one? really? sometimes I don't even notice one and sometimes I could run a marathon. It's weird.

[ - ] LaLilaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Red Bull is baby stuff. My friends and I once made coffee using Red Bull instead of water. I had 5 cups or so and I'm still alive. However, I didn't sleep for a very long time.

[ - ] MikaneeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

... How did that taste?

[ - ] LaLilaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Horrible, but it was worth it. We didn't sleep for almost 40 hours.

[ - ] MikaneeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

To be honest, I believe this story. That's pretty much going to be me as a parent. Except I'll stick to the max limit you're supposed to drink... Say no to death.

[ - ] doicha27Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

don't fear the reaper

[ - ] shanster89Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I once downed four monsters, three of those five hour energy drinks, and two dollar coffee from mcdonalds on a roadtrip where I had to drive 16 hours nonstop so I could make it back to work on time (Yea for leaving late when you know you have a long ass drive ahead of you) I lived, but only because I ended up throwing it all back up. Fun times...fun times.

[ - ] MikaneeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Did you seriously drink it all at once? If so, you're pretty much a fool. I've noticed it helps a LOT more if you take it gradually. If you had just drank a few Monsters gradually, it probably would have been so much better, plus you wouldn't have thrown up.

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