MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, after having a cat for three years my dad said to my mom, "I never thought that you would bond with an animal". To which my mom replied, "I bonded with you." Mother, you are my newfound hero. MLIA

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[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your mum loves her pussy a lot, she always bonds with it. Everyday and every night.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

ALEX. Did salsa tell you she found this? http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2473937/

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yes. *glares*

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Would you believe... I treasure it simply because it includes you and I love you so much that even the not good times are great as long as they're with you?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I love you. <3

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Adult humor, it is such a rush.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Sometimes I put superglue on my penis so it will get stuck in her.

[ - ] SmdinwiddieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I thought is said bored instead of bonded at first... Lol

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