MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today while watching Disney's "Hercules", I got to the part where the boys under the rock called out "Someone call ISII". I realized that I had no idea what they were saying, so I looked it up. Turns out they were saying "Someone call IXII!"...The roman numerals for 911. I'm 21 and have been watching this movie for years. Mind blown. MLIA

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[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

You're just a fucktard idiot.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Cool story, bro.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's amazing what looking things up can do, isn't it? You gotta love the internet.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

P.S., I'm actually not being sarcastic.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

So you're a dickhead and you hired a hooker for thirty seconds?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's nineteen more seconds than I need.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*facepalm* No words, OP. Just...no words.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well thanks for that completely useless information.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Um, it's my story.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Don't lie.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

But I love the way she lies.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm not. :/

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think you are. You seem to have more intelligent things to say than what is in the post.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wrote about a year ago. I have sbnmitted twice and it got rejected and I tried one last time. I was excited that it finally got posted, until your comment.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*submitted

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No way, don't make me feel bad. There are plenty of other negetive comments.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Okay, I won't. I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I feel like you're just fucking with me.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Now, you're making it worse. First, you hate my story, AND now you are calling me a liar. What did I ever do to you?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't know you enough to know if you're just messing with me... So, I'll just leave it at, if this is really your story, I apologize, but it really was useless information.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I have a few stores more in submissions that are waaaay better. If they get posted, I think you'll like them.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Stores? More? I think I pushed it too far.....

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So who else is celebrating Valentine's/Single's Awareness Day this year?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I shall be celebrating Valentine's Day.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm not, I'm just skipping that day.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll be celebrating my best friend's birthday.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, I suppose I'll be alive on that day. That may be a cause for celebration, if only to me.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My I-don't-know-what-the-fuck-to-call-him friend is being a royal twat.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Say "Blow me then GTFO".

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

He lives two hours away, and he just hasn't been texting as often. He blames it on school starting again, and rehearsal schedule.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Does that make you a gold digger?

[ - ] AuntClaireGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

..Never seen it.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I have.. But you haven't. That's odd.

[ - ] apathetic_meGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I can't sleep and I'm really hungary and I don't want to get up and I'm tired...

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Masturbate.

[ - ] apathetic_meGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No!

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're a whole country?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Maybe have some Turkey if you're Hungary.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's cold out. Have some Chile instead.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm Ghana have to agree with you.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'd just love to SERBIA. Bon appetite.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Mmm...this Chile is delicious! I Canada stop eating it.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

...okay, I just realised I was the only person capitalising. MLIShiftKey

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think everything's all finished up here...would you like the Czech?

[ - ] apathetic_meGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ummmmm...not helping.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm really Turkey. You can eat me!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Shouldn't Alex be the only one doing that?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*clings to Kelly's innocence*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's still here?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hahahahaha

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Only in the shower, I thought.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

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[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Goddammit Kelly....

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

...Which is why it's a good thing I shower alone! Yes, that!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

IRAN to get you some GREECE-y TURKEY. Feeling better yet?

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm celebrating Valentines day.

[ - ] AuntClaireGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm not.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

B-but.. D:

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Good ;)

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And I now what we're doing hun I'm flying you out here! :)

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah! :P What're you up to love?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hercules is tied into a terrorist plot? And they say Disney is a family company...

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, he did murder his wife and children in the original story.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My puppy always looks at me like I'm a mental when I dance around to my music.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

WHAT KIND OF PUPPY?

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

She's a nine month old Rottweiler and Australian cattle dog mix.

[ - ] Jenna_Is_PregnantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Purdy. ^.^

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My dog just ignores me all day except when I want to play xbox, then he wants to play. Stupid dog.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's mean. Just give him the other controller.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

But he sucks! He always gets killed then I have to go back and revive him.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You've watched it for years? NONSTOP? :O

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

New shittastic post.

[ - ] FullMetalFreakGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

if its greek why is it roman numerals

[ - ] DianaPGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

thank you person who posted this, now I know they said! Mind Blown times 2! :D

[ - ] peridotprincess1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My French teacher told us that at the beginning of the year. It's been one of my favorite movies since I was little and it was the first time I realized it.

Official links

We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!