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Today, I decided to go to the park with three of my friends. We made our way over to the swings, where I proceeded to climb into a baby swing. I'm 17. I got stuck and, after trying for an hour to get out, the fire department had to come and literally cut me out of the swing. I got to keep the swing. MLIA

#1332372 Comments: 14 Votes: average 1362meh 31Share

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Did you ride their fireman's pole when they came?

[ - ] SharkiteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Poor babies D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

You fat shit.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

FML is over there, OP.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lolfailwhaleasinfatass

[ - ] Alpha_CentauriGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

How did you get in in the first place? Anorexic?

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

The babies will kill you for fucking up their swing.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Fatty. Fatty.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You are a miserable creature.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

In OP's defence, baby swings are really difficult and awkward to get out of because of the way the leg holes are.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Stop, whoa, back it up, now let me see your hips swing.

[ - ] xochristinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ahaa going (or trying to go) in the baby swings is actually pretty fun :P

[ - ] Icehit6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bs... The swing would be detached and then they would pull it off of you...

[ - ] sariyellowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I want a swing too. >:-(

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