MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I asked my teacher for a pencil. She handed me a pencil with chuck norris on it. I told her I couldn't use it. Why? because the pencil had an eraser. Chuck Norris does not make mistakes. She toke the pencil back and cut the eraser off with scissors. I used it. MLIA

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[ - ] SharkiteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Then she asked to stay after class for some naughty time?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

That's fucking stupid.

[ - ] SharkiteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Don't judge.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*judges*

[ - ] SharkiteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*hugs*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

O_o

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Guilty, muddafucka.

[ - ] prophetGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

And then Chuck Norris came in and punched you in the face with his beard fist, and stole all your lunch money.

[ - ] TheAverageFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Impossible, you don't cut Chuck Norris' pencil, he cuts you!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I bet you wished youhad an eraser when you wrote the word "toke." lolyoutypedthisbutjustrollwithmycommentpleasekthxbye

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

It's not funny. It's fucking annoying. D: D: D:

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

He can fit on a pencil?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

He's a tiny man. I hear he's part Asian so I get it.

[ - ] LlamaKillerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I would like to inform everyone that two posts down the comment count is at 69, let's refrain from commenting there ever again.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I would be pretty s-toked to use a pencil with Chuck Norris on it.

[ - ] Alpha_CentauriGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Is he a proper noun or not? Make up your mind!

[ - ] gerrettheferrettGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

... And then you proceeded to make a mistake and feel really stupid.

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