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One day my mom and I were dropping my cousin home after we watched a movie. We were disappointed because it was terrible but then we saw two guys crossing the street. One was wearing a chicken suit the other was in a banana suit. They skipped across the road and waved to us. Best Night Ever! MLIA!
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[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What movie?
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
BE MY FRIEND OP, BE MY FRIEND!
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING ME OP?
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG OP?
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
IM SORRY OP IM SORRY
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP IM NOT JEWISH I SWEAR
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP I DINT EVEN LIKE MONEY
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL FROM THE CORNER SHOP I JUST DIDNT HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CHANGE AND DIDNT WANT TO BREAK INTO A 20
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL FROM THE CORNER SHOP I JUST DIDNT HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CHANGE AND DIDNT WANT TO BREAK INTO A 20
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL FROM THE CORNER SHOP I JUST DIDNT HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CHANGE AND DIDNT WANT TO BREAK INTO A 20
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL FROM THE CORNER SHOP I JUST DIDNT HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CHANGE AND DIDNT WANT TO BREAK INTO A 20
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL FROM THE CORNER SHOP I JUST DIDNT HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CHANGE AND DIDNT WANT TO BREAK INTO A 20
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OH GOD IT HAPPENED AGAIN
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OP ARE YOU STILL THERE I DONT THINK YOUR STILL THERE ARE YOU STILL THERE?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
lol twilight but they just went to make fun of it
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why did the chicen cross the road? To have sex with a banana. *rimshot*
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*chicken
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
I say this every time. If I wanted to say "chicken" I would have said "chicken." But, I didn't so therefore I don't.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*chicken
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Were you also stoned?
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Rawr!
 
[ - ]  OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Those two experiences had nothing in common.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
They could.
 
[ - ]  OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hm. I don't see how.
 
[ - ]  ZombieofMLIA_Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womans seperation. Theis kinda penetration increases the population of future generations.
 
[ - ]  iron_womanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
A chicken and a banana? Bitch, please. I've seen a group of people ranging from Avatars, Mexicans, Mario Brothers and a whole load of other crazy shit.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Fuck. -.-
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I love you <33
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why...?
 
[ - ]  fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Here's another astounding comment for Andy: Whatever.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I have a gorilla suit! :)
 
[ - ]  fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Kinky?
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Jungle fever much?
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Kinky (;
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hairy.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Primatey.
 
[ - ]  iron_womanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Penisy.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Exclamation!
 
[ - ]  The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Rawr! Pure Energy!
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
I feel sick. -.-
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
New post.
 

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