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A couple of weeks ago, I went to a concert for this Screamo band originating in my hometown. As the chorus of this really heavy song began I preceeded to headbang along with a stranger to the left of me. When I looked over at the stranger I saw that it was my grandmother. My 62 year old, Christian, grandmother. I wish I was that cool. MLIA.
#1325137 Comments: 23 Votes: average 773meh 40Share 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yep, too bad you're not.
 
[ - ]  fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wincest.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
FROM THE LAST POST. That reminds me of this commenter who use to be here, HoratioCane. They would always say stuff like, "Looks like this OP, *removes sunglasses* is banging." YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The end.
 
[ - ]  fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm glad you care enough about me to bring this to the next post. He was a funny guy.
 
[ - ]  CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago
She is going to hell.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You don't headbang to screamo you queer. You thrash dance.
 
[ - ]  OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That's embarassing for you.
 
[ - ]  iron_womanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
My grandma says the word "marvellous" all the time. Don't get me wrong, I love her and all, it just gets a bit tedious when "marvellous" is in every sentence.
 
[ - ]  OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
marvelous*
 
[ - ]  iron_womanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I was thinking it was wrong, my laptop didn't spell check it. I couldn't be bothered to look it up.
 
[ - ]  OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Well, that's okay. Now you know how it is spelt.
 
[ - ]  CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Don't be a bitch to your grandma.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
You are a horrible person.
 
[ - ]  iron_womanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Says you with the strip club comment. Dirty bastard. But yeah, I love her, but it gets a big out of hand.
 
[ - ]  iron_womanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*bit
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's like that time I went to a strip club and my grandma was on the poles. But this time it didn't end with her wanking me off in the private room.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
Hello...
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
HAI!
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hi!
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I totally missed you yesterday!
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
...?
 
[ - ]  ZombieofMLIA_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I should get dressed.
 
[ - ]  JustinBieber4NeverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
My grandma stole my Wii. :(
 

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