MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Yesterday I was going through some of my school stuff from first grade. I came across a "What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" paper. My last name is Pepper. On the paper I had written "I want to be a doctor so I can be Dr. Pepper." I was a cool kid. MLIA.

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[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Dr Pepper has no dot in it, idiot.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm going to be a doctor for the money.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

When you get the money, then you get the power, and when you get the power, then you get the women!

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*swoons*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*spoons*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*forks*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*knives* Oh my god, what have I done?

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*is dead*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*is dead*

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*is dead*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...meh

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Money also kills.

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

FORKNER?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think I judged that period quite well.

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*claps*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

ARGH A CLAPPING CORPSE! *knives*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I bet you didn't make that up and this whole post is a lie.

[ - ] OfficialPersonGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Key word: "was"

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your face is a was.

[ - ] Future_Godmommy_KalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wanted to bee a lady who works at the zoo. I'd always draw myself next to big python or something scary like that. Then I got into my HGTV phase and wanted to be an interior decorater.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

I'm so fat! I should probably go throw up now. -.-

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

GTFO you obese tub of lard you disgust me.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sorry?

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why are you still here? You should be throwing up!

[ - ] BordorPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yep. You're fat. We know.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm so fat! I weigh like 65 pounds!

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That is disgusting.

[ - ] BordorPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

and you're... 3?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No. I'm 12.

[ - ] BordorPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ok. So you are just skin and bones? Can you even lift your hand?

[ - ] BordorPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I just realized I'm feeding the troll. Now she has to go throw up

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What? Sorry?

[ - ] NommingonsomecheeseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah you are. You are so fat I can't even see the fucking sunshine. You're just one big bundle of fatness, you little Fatty McFatpants.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I know! Thats why I don't eat!

[ - ] NommingonsomecheeseGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

omg guise seriusly im so obese im lyk -0345367 pounds!

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

ur so fat

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

WORDSsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[ - ] NommingonsomecheeseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Period statement declarative sentence.

[ - ] dumbledoreshomieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Is that you Michaela?

[ - ] iiAndreax13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's FREAKiN' Awesome :DD

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