MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I opened up my locker at school only to find a giant bag of M&Ms sitting inside. Not only are they my favorite candy, but no one other then me knows my combination... Thank you locker fairy! MLIA

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[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Maybe they slid it through the top where the little openings are?

[ - ] OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What if there were no openings?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Then I'm stumped and it must be the locker fairy! I dunno, then maybe someone threw it in there and it didn't even notice.

[ - ] OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ha, then that would be one unobservant fellow.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I guess so. Damn it, my theory fails, whatever. :P

[ - ] OfficialPersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*pats on the back* It's okay. We all have those moments.

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I hope you choke on them.

[ - ] iron_womanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I pissed in that bag.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

A GIANT BAG! THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT EXPLODED OUT MY LOCKER AND CRUSHED SOME PASSING 6TH GRADERS OMG IT WAS HORRIBLE.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ew!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I exploaded out of a bag.

[ - ] Future_Godmommy_KalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I bet it was the janitor. He's been keeping an eye on you.

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Kinky.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Someone else probably knows your locker combination, retard.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Mine is 2461358724682596835670934257823574134528w6384576876342485453567

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

SWEET! Now Imma go steal your stuff.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bye.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I love you.

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Goodbye.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bye Andy! <3

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Auf Worcestershire.

[ - ] CaptainKalynGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YOU NEED TO BE GRATEFUL, WHORE.

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

By everyone!

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

New post.

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