MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was walking back to my dorm from class, when my friend asks me, " is there underwear in that tree?" I looked up, and there was in fact a large collection of thongs and other under-garments hanging from a tree. Along with a pizza box. MLIA

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[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sounds like Allie's drunk night out. Oh, and mine.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You need some lotion.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yes, my hands are dry.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oops. Forgot to switch to Handy Manny. Now this looks weird.

[ - ] Lady_Fucking_GagaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*from last post* Yes, clitoris is a type of dinosaur. Erect means boner. I have it my way at Burger King. Your mom has a vagina dentata.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What the fuck?

[ - ] QwerdieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

If the underwear winds up in the box, you're not doing it right.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Was it a pussy willow tree?

[ - ] iTeamGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Someone had a good night.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I accidentally purposely threw up...

[ - ] Lady_Fucking_GagaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Accidentally on Purpose? Wasn't that the name of a really bad romcom? Eh. Whatever. *is too lazy to jfgi*

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't know...

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

The things alcohol do to you.

[ - ] lizabeth18Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

PARTY!!!!!!!!

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