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Today at lunch, I was talking to my friends about how lame my boyfriend was for not having seen any classic Disney movies in years. I mentioned he hadn't ever seen the Aristocats, and the guy who sits with us said loudly, "The Aristocats! Wow! That used to be my favorite movie!" and attempted to remember the lyrics to "Everybody Wants to be a Cat", seeming very excited when I filled in the spots he forgot. I'm a freshman in high school, he's a senior. MLIA
#1322854 Comments: 19 Votes: average 634meh 21Share 
[ - ]  Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I actually thought about that movie the other day ...
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I <3 aristocatz
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*makes witty comment*
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*Chuckles*
 
[ - ]  Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Holy raging hobbit boners! That was witty!
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Vagina
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Let me just ask you to take a brief paws here, OP, and explain how this purrtains to the average theme of this site.
 
[ - ]  Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Those puns are just CATastrophic.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's funny beclaws you emphasised CAT in the word catastrophic.
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Stop it! Stop it right meow!
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm not really feline that pun.
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I got nothing...
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
So punny!
 
[ - ]  Tony_The_TigerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
TL DR
 
[ - ]  MrricksworthGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Too late. Drunk rape
 
[ - ]  Tony_The_TigerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Haha. Damn feels that way,
 
[ - ]  Tony_The_TigerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Haha. Damn feels that way,
 
[ - ]  psychobunnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
My brother loves that movie and song. It is so cute when a three year old tries to sing a song but doesn't quite know the words. He really does want to be a cat, he even licks people's arms.
 
[ - ]  SaineReyonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
My three year old brother tries to sing the kid cartoon Arthur's theme song. It's so cute because he mumbles every line, except for the last word of each, because that's all he knows :3
 

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