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Today I bought microwavable fudge because it said "anyone can cook" add milk and put in the microwave for 4 minutes. It exploded. Personally I blame Betty Crocker. MLIA
#1322089 Comments: 51 Votes: average 1016meh 20Share 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
It's because your name is not Anyone.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Fuck you, now I'm hungry.
 
[ - ]  MIA1234Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
I just had burritos. :)
 
[ - ]  FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Llama stop avoiding my question: how are you?!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I am tired but good, how are you?
 
[ - ]  FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Good. Avoiding homework by being on MLIA on my phone.
 
[ - ]  cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Eat me?
 
[ - ]  OctopusSurpriseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
out*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*eats*
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Food, food, food, food, food, food.
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Personally, I blame you for being a useless twat.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's true. I am.
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
But I lote you anyway.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D <3
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
XD <3
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I lote you too.
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
^_^ <3
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  MIA1234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm sorry! *cries in corner*
 
[ - ]  Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*cumforts with cock*
 
[ - ]  MIA1234Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*cuts off cock with a butcher knife*
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's okay, just try harder next time.
 
[ - ]  The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*gives a tissue to MIA1234* Don't cry, smile, it's easier. :)
 
[ - ]  MIA1234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*sniffles* *smiles and lights tissue on fire*
 
[ - ]  The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*is mezmerized by flames* O_O
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
RUTH.
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
ALEX.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Are you on TC?
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm not, it kinda...died.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh, well I can go on now.
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Pssh, so awkward. =P Melloe's?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Okay, well I'll be there in a sec. I gotta get the laptop.
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Mm'kays.
 
[ - ]  MIA1234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
No, OP. You're just a dipshit.
 
[ - ]  NevermindthebollocksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Personly I blame you and your stupidity.
 
[ - ]  OctopusSurpriseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Clearly, you fail as a woman. Or need a woman.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 3 months ago
I feel fat... :(
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Don't.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Cuz it's stupid.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
How's it stupid? I am fat. -.-
 
[ - ]  FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Reminds me of the time at my sister's school when someone put a banana in the microwave and a flame ignited on it.
 
[ - ]  TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
M_I, not sure if you're on this post yet, but to what you said earlier,yeah, I'm a guy. I'm bisexual, but I also joke a lot.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh.
 
[ - ]  TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah. I'm sure that's a lot to just say, but I trust you commenters.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Thanks for trusting us..
 
[ - ]  OctopusSurpriseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
New pussy.
 
[ - ]  oww_yeaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
HIYAWL
 
[ - ]  oww_yeaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
WHATCHODOIN' ....WAITWUT IS WITH MAI ACSENT??
 
[ - ]  oww_yeaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I DID THAT ONCE WITH BUTTER
 
[ - ]  flippy50Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I did that with a bagel... don't ask, I'm just an idiot. But it was amusing...
 

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