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Today I bought microwavable fudge because it said "anyone can cook" add milk and put in the microwave for 4 minutes. It exploded. Personally I blame Betty Crocker. MLIA
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
It's because your name is not Anyone.
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llamafish69
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1 year, 3 months ago
Fuck you, now I'm hungry.
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MIA1234
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1 year, 3 months ago
I just had burritos. :)
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FangFreak44
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1 year, 3 months ago
Llama stop avoiding my question: how are you?!
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llamafish69
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1 year, 3 months ago
I am tired but good, how are you?
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FangFreak44
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1 year, 3 months ago
Good. Avoiding homework by being on MLIA on my phone.
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cedricdiggorylives
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1 year, 3 months ago
Eat me?
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OctopusSurprise
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1 year, 3 months ago
out*
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llamafish69
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1 year, 3 months ago
*eats*
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AbnormalPretzel
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1 year, 3 months ago
Food, food, food, food, food, food.
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
Personally, I blame you for being a useless twat.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
It's true. I am.
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
But I lote you anyway.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
:D <3
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
XD <3
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
I lote you too.
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
^_^ <3
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
<3
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MIA1234
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1 year, 3 months ago
I'm sorry! *cries in corner*
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Sex_addict
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1 year, 3 months ago
*cumforts with cock*
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MIA1234
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1 year, 3 months ago
*cuts off cock with a butcher knife*
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
It's okay, just try harder next time.
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The_Thinker
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1 year, 3 months ago
*gives a tissue to MIA1234* Don't cry, smile, it's easier. :)
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MIA1234
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1 year, 3 months ago
*sniffles* *smiles and lights tissue on fire*
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The_Thinker
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1 year, 3 months ago
*is mezmerized by flames* O_O
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llamafish69
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1 year, 3 months ago
RUTH.
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
ALEX.
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llamafish69
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1 year, 3 months ago
Are you on TC?
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
I'm not, it kinda...died.
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llamafish69
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1 year, 3 months ago
Oh, well I can go on now.
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
Pssh, so awkward. =P Melloe's?
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llamafish69
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1 year, 3 months ago
Okay, well I'll be there in a sec. I gotta get the laptop.
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donteattheapples
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1 year, 3 months ago
Mm'kays.
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MIA1234
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1 year, 3 months ago
No, OP. You're just a dipshit.
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Nevermindthebollocks
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1 year, 3 months ago
Personly I blame you and your stupidity.
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OctopusSurprise
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1 year, 3 months ago
Clearly, you fail as a woman. Or need a woman.
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Mysterious_Ninja
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1 year, 3 months ago
I feel fat... :(
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aHeartFullofCinnamon
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1 year, 3 months ago
Don't.
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Mysterious_Ninja
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1 year, 3 months ago
Why?
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aHeartFullofCinnamon
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1 year, 3 months ago
Cuz it's stupid.
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Mysterious_Ninja
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1 year, 3 months ago
How's it stupid? I am fat. -.-
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FangFreak44
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1 year, 3 months ago
Reminds me of the time at my sister's school when someone put a banana in the microwave and a flame ignited on it.
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TouchMeInappropriately
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M_I, not sure if you're on this post yet, but to what you said earlier,yeah, I'm a guy. I'm bisexual, but I also joke a lot.
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Mentally_Insane
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1 year, 3 months ago
Oh.
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TouchMeInappropriately
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1 year, 3 months ago
Yeah. I'm sure that's a lot to just say, but I trust you commenters.
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Mentally_Insane
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1 year, 3 months ago
Thanks for trusting us..
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OctopusSurprise
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1 year, 3 months ago
New pussy.
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oww_yea
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1 year, 3 months ago
HIYAWL
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oww_yea
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1 year, 3 months ago
WHATCHODOIN' ....WAITWUT IS WITH MAI ACSENT??
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oww_yea
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1 year, 3 months ago
I DID THAT ONCE WITH BUTTER
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flippy50
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1 year, 3 months ago
I did that with a bagel... don't ask, I'm just an idiot. But it was amusing...
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