MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Um... trains don't need you pee you cocksucking horse.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Donkey Show!!!!!!!!

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Little you was a dumbass. Trains don't have bladders. GTFO the Earth.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I didn't know Ke$ha was a train.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ke$ha is a screamer!

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

"Blah blah blah"? The conductor had better check the engine; I don't think trains are supposed to make that noise.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Blah blah blah is not a measure of speed.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It could be;) Oh wait. No that didn't make sense. Damn it.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ooh, kinky.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That works.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Little you would be first grade, not sixth grade. Grow up.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

... If OP considers sixth grade little then OP probably is grown up.

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Go blah blah blah your mother.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll blah blah blah your mother.

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

But... she's just out of the hospital

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, I've got to blah blah blah someone... Sorry Pyro, but you're just going to have to take it.

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Okay.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*sexes*

[ - ] koolredheadGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

i bet you would like it too

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's what your mom sounds like with my cock in her mouth as she deep throating me.

[ - ] cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Blah blah blah.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Huh. Apparently it's Groundhogs Day.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah...Stupid Punxsutawney Phil..

[ - ] OctopusSurpriseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Apparently my province has a provincial groundhog named Marty.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why did you bother to keep homework you failed anyway?

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

My train went into your mother's tunnel.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*dick, *asshole.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 3 months ago

Hunter is being mean! He keeps calling me anorexic! -.-

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Truth hurts! Get on your knees.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*gets on knees*

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

How about a cock meat sandwich?

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Mmm I've been craving one of those!

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Start sucking!

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*starts sucking* Mmm it's so good!

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*slaps* Are you using teeth?

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sorry, I like aggression!

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Fine it feels different. Like its pleasure and torture at the same time.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's like getting jacked off underneath a table in front of your family, by your mom.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

What?

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Slap him?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No...

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

He doesn't love you the way I can. <3

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

<333?

[ - ] Hunter__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No im not, im calling you an anorexic WHORE!

[ - ] NymphoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Stop being a dick, before I stick my dildo up your ass you pansy piece of shit.

[ - ] Hunter__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hawt.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yep, you know it is.

[ - ] Hunter__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3333

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh Nympho, you're so kinky.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hell yeah, I am. Is that what you're missing, a dildo in your ass? That can be arranged.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hell yeah, I am. Is that what you're missing, a dildo in your ass? That can be arranged.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

-.-

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Honey, if you don't like this, you really should get off this site. They'll keep doing this until you leave.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

But I don't want to leave...

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Then try a different approach... Try not posting so many personal comments.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Why?

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And I don't want you to leave me <3

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Because these are the responses you're going to get.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Ok...?

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Stop posting that you stuck your finger down your throat. It's gross, and quite frankly, somewhat kinky.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Whys it gross?

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Most people don't do that... o_O

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I do... And I don't eat...

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Because, you don't get how odd it looks to a bystander.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Ok...?

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Deep-throat his cock 78 times to prove him wrong.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What, you want me to deep throat your cock... *assumes position*

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*slides peni---* No, I'm sorry, I can't have this kind of kinky sex again.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wuss.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Psh, you wouldn't even be able to handle my kind of kinky.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I could.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

PUSSSAAAYYYYY! Why 3 -??

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll fuck you I guess. But I just want to warn you, I have a clothespin fetish, so don't be surprised if I put clothespins on your cock.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

TMI aren't you a guy?

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I like hooks and latex... Tie me up!

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Throw up on his cock and continue blowing him! Now that's love!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

What?

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Just do it~!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

lol

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh awesome! you down?

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

The word of the day makes me happy :3

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Really? It makes me horny.

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You make me horny.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It makes me dinner.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:O ~<=========3 just like that.

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

New post. Move on.

[ - ] koolredheadGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

oh the irony. its funny to see all the posts

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