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Today after the elementary schools day had ended, my mom and I were in her 1st grade classroom. While we were grading some of students subtraction papers my mom burst out laughing. It turns out that one of the little girls in the class didnt feel like doing subtraction that day and had changed all of the minus signs into addition. She from there managed to add all of the numbers correctly with the exception of one problem. My mom gave her full credit. You are my hero little girl. MLIA
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[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*MLIPedz
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Your mom gave me full credit too. I might even get some extra credit tonight.
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why must you always skip me and go strait for my mom?
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's hard to choose between the two of you. I think a threesome would be the best thing for everyone.
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Sigh. I want you all to myself. ;)
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ohbaby. Alright, you win. ;D
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yay ;) *pulls into my room*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You can't do it like Manny and I.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
But she didn't do what she was supposed to.
 
[ - ]  SuzyTurquoiseBlueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Shitballs.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I bet your mum touches the kid in the staff room.
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Well, thats a-given.
 
[ - ]  NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I touch all the kids in the staff room.
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
O.o
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I touch you in the staff room.
 
[ - ]  NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Damn straight you do.
 
[ - ]  SuzyTurquoiseBlueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Who gots a furbie?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm gonna have a shower now. Bye bye. <3
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Bye! <3
 
[ - ]  SuzyTurquoiseBlueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hawt.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm gonna have a shower now. Bye bye. <3
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That's not helping her learn.
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
My mom just accused me of being a sugar adict. I'm not fat or hyper.... O.o
 
[ - ]  SuzyTurquoiseBlueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
morbidly obese
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
She got full credit? I only got store credit. D:
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
So now she doesn't know how to subtract properly...well done.
 
[ - ]  Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
NEW FUCKING POST!! *sexes*
 
[ - ]  andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I am actually quite sure I did this once or twice when I was little. But even so, this is still not average. Humph.
 
[ - ]  TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
How much credit do I get if I fuck your mother?
 

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