MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today while walking home from school I saw a little blond girl with a bakset. I stood to watch where she was going and then I noticed her put up a red hood. Withput thinking I yelled, "Little Red Riding Hood! Where are you going?" And she yelled back, "Grandm's!" and skipped off.

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[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

For wincestual activities, of course.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Shut up about the whole incest thing. It's not even funny.

[ - ] fastest2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Were you a child of incest, Tots?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

There's a strong possibility I'm a grandchild of it. But that's not why it isn't funny.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Is it not funny because someone made an incest joke once, then everyone else started doing it, now all people do is simply mention the word incest and laugh like badgers?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yes. Exactly.

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hi, Fastest2 did you take my advice and look up Trading Yesterday, yet?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your numerous spelling errors irritate me.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Thanks! Been looking for that little scamp. *releases wolves*

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Don't talk to strangers. She could've been a midget pedophile.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*looks at beer label* 15%? *sips*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Today, while walking home from school, I saw a little girl with a red hood. I yelled to her, "Little Red Riding Hood! Where are you going?" She ran back to her house and called the police. MLIA

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My ex-boyfriend is so cute with his gayness!... Do you think I turned him gay?!?!...

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You weigh 65lbs, havn't slept in one week, do meth, and turned a guy gay.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't do meth.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Now you do.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No I don't. Drug dealer won't sell me drugs. They're just like "Fuck no! You stupid short twat! Just fuck off with your shortness!"

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why are you dating a gay person?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm not. My ex-boyfriend was apparently gay.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Moron...

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I should have known he was gay... His favourite colour was pink... lol

[ - ] ploppy120Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

do you even check your spelling?

[ - ] Grammar_Nazi_DammitGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What is a bakset? And who is Grandm? Withput? I have to ask, do you know spellcheck. It is a good friend of mine and I use it often.

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