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Today, i was drinking a soda and wished that i could get more soda quicker. To do this, i thought they should just completely cut off the top of the can. I then realized that this is called a cup. MLIA.

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[ - ] pedo_sea_turtleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You are soda-mb, OP.

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hehehe, I geddit. *feels smart*

[ - ] Grammar_Nazi_DammitGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I believe you misspelled I. And the correct sentence structure would be: wished that I could get the soda more quickly.

[ - ] lilmizsunshineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Speaking of soda I could go for a Dr.Pepper.

[ - ] wolfie055Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Actually, the easiest thing to do, it take the tab thingy off the top of the can after you've already had a quarter of the can, then, you use it to scratch a hole into the can somewhere opposite to the drinking the drinking hole. The side of the can is thinner, so use that part of the can... then, push the drink tab into the hole to keep it open and VIOLA!!! the pop will flow faster!!!

[ - ] clc92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Indeed, a very jagged cup...

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