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The other day, I was asked a question...Who would win in a fight between Voldemort and Darth Vader? I believe there is now a new debate over wizards or jedi. Click average for wizards and meh for jedi. MLIA
#1298006 Comments: 87 Votes: average 11041meh 3704Share 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 9Bad: 151 year, 3 months ago
And click skip for gofuckyourself.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 9Bad: 91 year, 3 months ago
How about I click meh and you shut the fuck up?
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 4Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago
MY TUMMY IS MAKING FUNNY NOISES AND MAKING ME HURT!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*fixes*
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*is still hurting*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*repairs*
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*is unfixable*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*quits job*
 
[ - ]  Admiral_Sarcasm_Et_CeteraGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Way to fix it.
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
BTFB.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 5Bad: 101 year, 3 months ago
YOU ARE SO FUCKING NOT AVERAGE YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBASS.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
AND GAME!
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Shush.
 
[ - ]  MarceyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I slushie you!!
 
[ - ]  RacistGood: 9Bad: 81 year, 3 months ago
What do I click if I think that you're a fucking idiot?
 
[ - ]  Admiral_Sarcasm_Et_CeteraGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
"Save."
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
"#1298006"?
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
I wish I could meh this a thousand times!
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 4Bad: 81 year, 3 months ago
Not because I love Star Wars that much, but because this post sucks major ass.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
HI! :D
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hi!
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hi!
 
[ - ]  MarceyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wow ...
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
If a post that has already been posted gets more mehs than averages, would it disappear?
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
It's just gotten about 30 averages in the past minute. Not happening.
 
[ - ]  Admiral_Sarcasm_Et_CeteraGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That number makes me wonder how many people are reading MLIA right now, completely oblivious to the comments section.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
I'm glad they're oblivious. We don't need "lawlzerz this iz funneh" and "u gaiz r soo mean".
 
[ - ]  TeamElricNotCullenGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago
Thank God for iPhones. Ever since apple developed them, they've been keeping the retards busy with something.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 3 months ago
Me too. Just sitting there at their computers reading the horrible stories. Unaware of the hate I have for posts like this.
 
[ - ]  yourtheharrytomypotterGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
If you hate it so much, simply don't read the posts. Problem solved.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago
Well, fuck.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
WHat? D:
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
Ew! I have ice cream. :(
 
[ - ]  woop_de_dooGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 3 months ago
I clicked "meh", simply because this story was a waste of time.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Whoop de doo.
 
[ - ]  woop_de_dooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yes. I do realize now that there should be an "h" in my user name. But it's too late now.
 
[ - ]  morgdanielleGood: 6Bad: 71 year, 3 months ago
Who the fuck is Voldemort?
 
[ - ]  Admiral_Sarcasm_Et_CeteraGood: 13Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
He's a pale, magical snake with daddy issues.
 
[ - ]  morgdanielleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Doesn't seem very appealing.
 
[ - ]  thesidewalkendsGood: 3Bad: 61 year, 3 months ago
...really? Under par, MLIAer. Under par.
 
[ - ]  TheAverageFairyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
None never seen either and never want to
 
[ - ]  yourtheharrytomypotterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Alot of language here! **Lqtm. My friend and I just had this conversation the other day! Coincidence? I think not:)
 
[ - ]  thesidewalkendsGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
SO CONFLICTED!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  iowancornloverGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Wizards, because Darth Vadar's last act was a good one.
 
[ - ]  bridgestofallGood: 19Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I feel like I'm the only one who noticed he said Jedi instead of Sith...
 
[ - ]  MarceyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Nope! It is mildly irkful ...
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Woah he did.
 
[ - ]  piratesrbetterthanninjasGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 3 months ago
just letting everyone know that i'm clicking meh, one because i hope this post disappears because i've been on mlia for a long time and this whole conflict is so old and i'm also doing it because starwars cannot compete with harry potter, in the old movies they used barely any special effects (for the costumes anyway) and it still looks pretty awesome for a movie of its age.
 
[ - ]  TomTom3000Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
starwars pwns ass. do you even know half of the abilities jedi could have?
 
[ - ]  awesometacosGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 3 months ago
And did you know there are 147 spells according to the books?
 
[ - ]  McFreakGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Meh. Magic is cheating. I'd like to see Voldemort take up a lightsaber, though.
 
[ - ]  ughsotiredGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Voldemort for sure
 
[ - ]  Ilovesiriusblack2011Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Can I just say I have no idea what one because I love wizards but my religion is Jedi!
 
[ - ]  MarceyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You are cool!~
 
[ - ]  evagretGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
this question cannot be answered. in essence, it is a trick question. they're both strong because of some type of force, either magical or forceful. they're both equally matched, so now its all down to who LIKES which one more. i'm not voting because i love both too much, and it's impossible to decide anyway.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Also, they're both fictional.
 
[ - ]  evagretGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
well aren't you just a debbie downer. lol
 
[ - ]  fatcatloverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
There's a pic on the internet. Voldy wins.
 
[ - ]  skepperGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
wizards all the way
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 8Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
*facepalm* Wiazards are fake, Jedis aren't. Fuck you if you think differently. And why would they be fighting? That's just retarded.
 
[ - ]  mrosew442Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Umm, I'll agree with you once you show me an actuall Jedi. I know wizards are fake too, but why do we all have to bag on eachother's taste in fiction?
 
[ - ]  sarahmjohnsGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Wizards can't do any magic in front of muggles, so voldemort couldn't do any magic and darth vader would just be useing the force. And Jedi's could move fast they might be able to miss the spells. Just saying...
 
[ - ]  awesometacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
they can because voldemort kills muggles and wizards.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Also, both are fictional.
 
[ - ]  mrosew442Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Umm, they can do magic in front of muggles but the ministry gets mad at them but Voldy is evil so... Yeah
 
[ - ]  chocolatelover007Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
I feel as if I asked this question a while back at my school to several people and my bible teacher. honestly, I have no clue who would win...
 
[ - ]  Kamei_08Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
DUDE PEOPLE!!!! TWO WORDS: Avada Kedavra!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
Two words: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.
 
[ - ]  MarceyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
... What if I am so nerd i can't choose?!
 
[ - ]  talkalot_360Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Well, what if Darth Vader stucka light saber up Voldemorts ass?
 
[ - ]  talkalot_360Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
stuck a*
 
[ - ]  PurplepickleddinosaursGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
There were 69 comments. This is the 70th comment. I feel like I beat the perv system.
 
[ - ]  soccerkrazy8dGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
im only clicking meh because harrison ford was han solo, and his best friend was a jedi..... WHOS WITH ME!
 
[ - ]  iluvdisney95Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Chuck Norris.
 
[ - ]  gogreen24lGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
i clicked neither because i hate both harry potter and star wars soooooooooooooooooo yeah
 
[ - ]  iToastyGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Darth Vader isn't a Jedi. He's a Sith Lord.
 
[ - ]  googlewinsyahoofailsGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Possibly the hardest question of my life.
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago
What's with all these poll posts? Why not take the time to write an actual story and submit that? We have comment sections for these types of things.
 
[ - ]  drumrgirl296Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
actually, it would be dark wizard, or sith not jedi
 
[ - ]  mrosew442Good: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
I know what would happen. The world would explode and they would both lie there dead thus being a tie. (and I still like HP better than sw)
 
[ - ]  mrosew442Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Hehe. Thus!
 
[ - ]  emilyj98Good: 0Bad: 08 months ago
HOW TO CHOOSE????????????
 
[ - ]  ducttapeninja21Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
GO WIZARDS!!!
 
[ - ]  ducttapeninja21Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
GO WIZARDS!!!
 
[ - ]  aw3s0mesauceGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 2 weeks ago
Well obviously, theres a wizard in the death star hes climbing in your starships snatching yo ewoks up so hide ur bots, hide yo ewoks so hide ur bots, hide yo ewoks .....
 
[ - ]  jedi_96Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
darth vader isnt a jedi, he is a sith. they both beat wizards any day.
 

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