MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Only you noticed.

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I noticed.

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 2Bad: 121 year, 10 months ago

I noticed.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 4Bad: 121 year, 10 months ago

I noticed.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Censors how?

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

preferably by muting it.

[ - ] DrLeetsauceGood: 7Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

If you're watching the Disney Channel, you deserve to have her music blasted at you.

[ - ] findingausernamesucksbuttGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I totally agree.

[ - ] pshewwGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Meow.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Woof.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

SHAZOOOOOL (european cow)

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Rawr.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

[ - ] averageman18Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It goes Arthur.

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

-Beats-

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Chirp. :>

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

Fuck you.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 4Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

Fuck yo couch!

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I bet you'd like to.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I haven't heard of Disney Chanel.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 21Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's the new fragrance by Coco Chanel.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Le gasp!

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

High-priced perfume and handbags for the future sluts of the world. I think.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

O.O And you're not the clone!

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Nope. Hey, how do you check for that? People keep asking.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 1Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

Because I want to know if BCF has a clone...I do love to masturbate to her intellectual words, it really gets my heart rate up. I would hate to be masturbating to a clone, although anything pertaining to BCF gets me super horny.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Can't argue with that logic?

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Of course not, clone.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

...I do not have a clone. I had a clone once though...breathecarolinacan. He was here for like five minutes.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Oh! Thanks for telling me. *Masturbates harder than ever* It's really comforting to know I'm pleasuring myself with the words of the REAL breathecarolinefan...your words inspire me like no other. *Continues masturbation*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Do you have a Mac or a PC?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The clone uses a capital i instead of a lower case L, so you copy and paste it into a comment box, and it shows if it's keiiabella, or keiLabella.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thank you guys for helping. I was afraid I'd have to change my username.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Friend! You got it wrong. I'm the real one, and I'm using the "i."

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 10 months ago

LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! DIE!! DIE DIE DIE!!! DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! KAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAHH-MEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

COBAEDA IS MY FRIEND.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes I is, real keiLabella! ^_^ *huggles the real one* <3

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*Hugs cobaeda back* Love you <3

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

FUCK YOU!!! I DID NOT HUG YOU, YOU FUCKING CLONE!!!!! DIE!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're not fooling anyone. Go get hit by a truck. *hugs friend* :D

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wonder if there's a new post yet. If there is, I'm going there. Comment if you want to talk to me! ^_^

[ - ] shmagamanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Can you blame them?

[ - ] shmagamanGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

What the hell. We have somebody spamming the bad button.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I have a Miley Cyrus voodoo doll.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

What do you do to it? Lick it?

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

What else would you to with it?

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I dunno. Eat it.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Only with salt. Salt makes everything taste better.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Even Miley Cyrus? No.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 12Bad: 181 year, 10 months ago

Good job, insulting Miley. Say all you want about her, I don't like her either, but she's probably ten times more rich/famous/important than you are, OP.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 9Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago

Ha, three bads? Why? Because I speak the truth? I'm sorry that Miley is actually doing something with her life instead of posting stupid fucking stories on MLIA.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You really don't deserve that those bads.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

MY GOD! I'm having a brain fuck! I keep typing typos! *facepalm*

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

You do realize you're bitching about comments on a "stupid fucking story", right? Go fly a kite.

[ - ] CornstarchGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

money and fame does not equate to intelligence or anything else that matters for an average person. besides, she's probably gonna burn out soon. :3 and then we'll all rank on her even more! ^ . ^

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I wish you could spell.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Because forgetting an "N" could not POSSIBLY be a typo.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

http://graphjam.com/2010/02/01/funny-graphs-typo-online/

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Actually people do misspell it that way. So No, it might not be a typo. FFS.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

I'm not my homework for this post? Oy.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

doing.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 10Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

Miley Cyrus is extremely rich and you are submitting stories to MLIA. Who the fuck are you to judge?! Dumbass.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

If her daddy wasn't famous, Miley would probably be in the same place as OP.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Key word: If. Miley can do whatever the heck she wants. It has nothing to do with me. I have better things to do than spend my time hating a person.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No, no. Miley has to follow rules and laws like everyone else.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Rules? Laws? Did she turn to LiLo over night?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Exactly. I mean, if you have a good reason to hate them, by all means, go ahead. But if you're going to hate anything here, hate Miley Cyrus's voice, not her.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It doesn't matter how you get there in life, it is what you do with it once you get there.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You amaze me. <3

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

*Masturbates* You amaze ME, the way you inspire me to go harder and faster while masturbating.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...Uhh...*Looks around for someone to save her*

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*swings down from random jungle vine*

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

OH! OH! OH! OH! I'LL SAVE YOU! OH MY GOSH, THIS IS MAKING ME SO HORNY! *Finishes up masturbation for one minute in order to save BCF* Shit, I got some uteral joices around my vag. Oh, well, I'll just use your face to clean it up ;)

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That is too far ._. even for me.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...The fuck?

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

What I mean is, I've never masturbated so hard in my life, and just wanted to let you know I might be taking things a little to fast with you, BCF. Although, with those sexy, shmexy words you convey, no one can blame me, right?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whatever, BCF, just move along. It is a hacked account or clone.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

*Pretends to rub face all over BCF's mammory glands*

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

*Pretends to rub face all over BCF's mammory glands*

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

People just cannot handle the truth. *goods*

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*Channel

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

thx i misses tht one

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

...How old are you? Five?

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Actually, I'm 5 1/2. *scoffs*

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I'm fowah.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I'm gonna go and watch Grease. Later kids. Love you all.

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Lucky...

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Bye bye moo.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Noooo!!!! Don't leave!! Please!! Don't take my shoeshine away!!

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

But... you're the one that I want :(

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

They should censor her face. Bitch is hideous.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I think she's pretty.

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Eh, I don't.

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I don't think she's pretty either..

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

She resembles a horse.

[ - ] Average-JoeyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

An ugly horse.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Her singing is hoarse.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Are you gay?

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No.

[ - ] AliceyyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Who knows. You might have something wrong with your face as well.

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Well, we're embarrassed by you, OP, so it's all relative.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Everything is relative.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Someone is clicking "bad" on the comments that support Miley.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I mean *don't support

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I don't know I'm all confused now.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Now I'm talking to myself.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I think that someone is just badding all the comments.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You! You are the culprit? Because your username is....

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Way to be judgmental. I'm retired.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

<3

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Goodnight! I'm happy that we chased away abcabc_eater :) (surely someone was there and knows what I mean). Have a wonderful day/evening.

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I was there! :D

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm so glad as well! That was irritating.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

what about that emmzy? i think she's gone.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

I hope they don't cancel her show, I always masturbate to her and her cool, sensual voice.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This comment is win.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Are you kidding me? She can't sing for shit.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This clone battle is entertaining.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

What am I saying? My above comment is for beyonce, NOT Miley Cyrus, whom I constantly masturbate to.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Stupid haters. They can't jst hate on someone they don't know. I hate when people hate.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Too much Haterade in the world. *takes a chill pill*

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Judge not, lest ye be judged. Mo' fucker. -- Black Jesus

[ - ] averageman18Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate you.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's nice. I love you, too.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Raptor Jesus loves you.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Goodnight people.

[ - ] AstronautTinaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Night night!

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

G'night, Kissyface.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Right, because Disney is going to censor something that THEY FUCKING PRODUCE.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was thinking the same thing. They wouldn't be embarrassed by someone they made famous.

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ok, this username is so boring.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

IWYV.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Change it to 101?

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So go back to your old one. You seem unhappy as the new you. Be true to yourself, Virgin man!

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate unneeded hatred.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

change it to JohntheRevelator

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am back again. With another vengeance. And nobody cares.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I care. But what's with all the vengeance?

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

you got something against avengers?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I care. But for some reason people are being ass holes to me tonight. So, I'm going to bed.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You were mean to me the other night... I remember...

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was? I'm sorry. I apologize.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah you were, and it's okay. :)

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When you bring sexy back, then I'll care.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have no sexy to bring, so don't bother caring.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I care.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I still don't know you. But I still love you attitude.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's a troll though.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*ignores post* I am upset. Just wanted to tell someone.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't.

[ - ] laughingontheinsideGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

please just move on from miley cyrus, people. she's old news. go rant about something other than her and twilight!

[ - ] Jibun-himeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Since fucking when?!

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