MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 12Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

*background. Asshole.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 14Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

What are 'cllothes'?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 28Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Clothes made out of llama fur.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 13Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*starts petition to save the llamas from being made into clothes for naked women in men's magazines*

[ - ] pshewwGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*signs petition, while stating that clothes in general are bad.... What?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That makes sense.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 8Bad: 191 year, 10 months ago

*Masturbates* You're on a roll, BCF, I'd love a little more talk to get me going though.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I hate you, but you're amusing.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh my...the real keilabella! Finally!

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 1Bad: 151 year, 10 months ago

I know! But this clone is kind of ruining things for me *glowers at clone*

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Um, I wouldn't use the word glower. What the hell does that even mean? Dammit. If you're gonna clone me at least do it right.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Dude. Not you. Go die.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago

Clone you? You're the one cloning me, dumbshit.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago

*Dumb shit. You know, you are a really bad clone.

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Clone!

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

...I think

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

...I'd rather not talk anymore.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 2Bad: 131 year, 10 months ago

NO! Talk more *makes sex noises* Talk more! Talk LOUDER! *makes more sex noises* Uh! Uh!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

...Umm...*Walks away*

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

BCF, please know that I have a clone...

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 2Bad: 91 year, 10 months ago

But I made the clone, so I would look like a legit commenter, or an elite, with haters and such. I still masturbate to you. *Masturbates* Shit. Just broke my vibrator.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I understand. It's ok.

[ - ] lileninaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The one that keeps making sex noises is the clone. I learned a trick. one of them used a lowercase L and one used a capital I. If you copy and paste the name into a comment box or the Web Address line, the real Keilabella will be revealed XD

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Haha, funny!

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Dear BCF, I changed my username. Love, IWYV

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What for? Just curious.

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Prejudging bastards hating me due to a jokingly perverted username.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I see. That's a shame...

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dear IWYV, that makes me kind of sad. Love, BCF.

[ - ] copycatterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

..

[ - ] shmagamanGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Great, now your little sister is scarred for life.

[ - ] butterflyswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

haha yeah i was reading this thinking dear god. ew.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

This sounds like a joke I heard last year, Mr. OP-McFakey-Pants.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*sitting in disbelief*

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

*Standing in dis beef*

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 10 months ago

*masturbating in disbelief*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*surveys* I still enjoy your other username. No one on right now seems to mind it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like their other username too.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh! It is you, IWYV!

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh. My. Good-golly gosh.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh my gosh, same with my Dad. He orders Maxum magazine. Old perv.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Maxim is classy compared to the porn available on the internet. O_o

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Oh he watches porn, too. I see his browsing history.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

How do you know, hmmm?

[ - ] averageman18Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You mean girls having sex with animals isn't classy. Or girls eating each other's poop?

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ew, what have YOU been looking up?

[ - ] averageman18Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

2 girls 1 cup. and I've heard of people dying from having sex with horses.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's how i died.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays? All crazy.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I heard the same thing about a person dying from sex with racoons.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh dear dear gods, that scarred me for life. I hate my cousin.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yeah, he's totally a pervert because he watches porn.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You don't even know the half of it. He owns a book of naked women that he made. Also, he buys all these playboy DVDs. There's a lot more.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I'll bet that little girl is traumatized.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I didn't laugh.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Your dad took Santa's job? What the Hell?

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 1Bad: 171 year, 10 months ago

You know what I wish for when it's Christmastime? One friend. Just one.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 9Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

I want to disembowel you for Christmas.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 111 year, 10 months ago

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, but I know that's not realistic, because just like everyone else, it'll leave me. By the way, clone, I'd really appreciate it if you backed off.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ya know, everyone can tell who's the clone when you say that you hate yourself...moron.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 10 months ago

Oh. My. God. Shut the fuck up already clone.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*tips hat* this town ain't big enough for the both of us. *pulls out cowboy gun*

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ah heck nah. *reaches for gun in holster and pulls down bandana* This is a shoot out!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

AH SHIT IM CONFUSED! WHO'S REAL?!

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

KILL IT!

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

There's a snake in my boot!

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

SSON: Copy and paste the name into the comment box each time. The one with the L is real, the one with the i is fake.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

No, the one with the "i" is real, smart one. The one with the "l" is cloning me.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

...you're fucking dumb.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

You're the clone, and you're calling ME fucking dumb? Wow.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You are a bad, bad clone.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I can be that friend.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 10 months ago

Will you masturbate with me?

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes. Yes I will.

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eiw, with a clone?

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You'll get clone herpes. It's gross.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fuck yea man!

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 1Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

Trust me on this one, by the way. I'm always masturbating.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

your username is fitting.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Do...do we call child services?

[ - ] averageman18Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Am... am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

This car could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic. Why it could be Grease Lightning!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

<3

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I really want to watch Grease now.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Slumber party? With a viewing of Grease?

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hell yeah, but do me a favor, don't put on my underwear and a wig or make fun of my virginity. XD *thinks of scene "Sandra Dee"*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*joins conversation*. Look at me, I'm ShoeShineronenickle, lousy with virginity. *takes off wig*. Wait, what?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sings* Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed! Oh, wait... You said not to... My bad.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you too. <3

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*guitar solo*

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're amazing..

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads, oh yeah. Keep talking whoa keep talking!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit In Grease Lightning Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You took my line! :(

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I sowwy.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You know that ain't no shit, we'll be getting lots of tit in Greased Lightning.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

<33333333

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

=] How are you?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good thanks shiney and you?

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not too shabby. Bout to leave and go find Grease somewhere.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Tip for you, keep your clothes on around your dad.

[ - ] LoveLiveLaughGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Agreed! I'd me afraid. Very afraid.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Goodbye everyone! <33

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"cllothes" Is that some sort of sex toy for the naked women on OP's dad's computer?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No, that's what was on the dad's Christmas list.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*slaps forehead* Of course, how could I forget?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, I was looking at my sisters Christmas list. She asked for 1000 bucks. MLIA

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, well, look who decided to join us.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good evening. I found myself with a little free time and decided to hop in.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Let me help you. *kicks door down*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're getting really good at that.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Make sure your little sister does not go looking through your daddy's sock drawer. That's where the Playboys are usually stashed.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wanted a pony.

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wanted your virginity.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*misses your old username*

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wanted your (noun)

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

(genitalia)

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wanna dig a pony?

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I...don't understand the question.

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Beatles reference, that's all.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This isn't true, is it? However much I might wish it was.

[ - ] WHAT9000Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Two camels in a tiny car.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

rwj isnt funny. the comment question of the day is, though.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This would be an example of a worthless comment. Good job.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

HOLY SHIZ I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

hey rwj hasn't posted today :(

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

What type of alcoholic dad do you have that has porn for a screen saver?

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That doesn't make him an alcaholic. It makes him a pervert.

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What's a alcaholic?

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*an and [!]

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Shoot, sorry.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*alcoholic honey. And it is a saying "your alcoholic dad"

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Alcoholic honey? Om nom nom nom.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

haha :p

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought the same thing!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It doesn't make him a pervert, either.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

One day I'll fly away, leave all this to yesterday..

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What could your love do for me...when will love be through with me...?

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OhmygodIloveyou. New friend? =]

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Did anyone else's MLIA font go all fucktarded or did I just screw something up?

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nope, it's you.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Nope mine too!

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Never mind, I fixed it. I'm just an idiot.

[ - ] GuitarChickxPGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thats disturbing o_o

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's an understatement. O_O

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*unzips girl's pants* That's a penis. O_O

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Holy hell. o.0

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Damned Heaven.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am back. With a vengeance.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've never met you. But I love you attitude.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I started chilling around here today. I had to eat. It keeps me alive.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

No one really cares.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I care.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

On the contrary--I care very much.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Has anyone told you that it's hard to take you seriously with your username?

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes, StarTrekWars said it last post, I do beleive.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Plus, I really don't want to be taken seriously. If I did, I wouldn't be such and unnecessary bitch, now would I?

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

From outer space?

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

... Who the fuck are you?

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

..me?

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I meant zebrasapien, but who the fuck are you?

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, sorry. I really don't know how to answer your question without sounding redundant. But it's too late for that now, isn't it?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Please learn the reply button system. That is all.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who the fuck are you?

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your worst nightmare. I_Want_Your_Virginity

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of changing your username?

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I love you IWYV!

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

you didnt take it when i offered earlier today.

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's not fun if you don't scream!

[ - ] chopstickgirl90Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

you can have mine

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Hey... Ummm.. GO AWAY.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Ahhh! I meant for this to reply to the Pen_isLand person. Sorry D:

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Guess who's back? Back again? Zebrasapien is back. Tell a friend.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh my gosh! I've been looking for that song forever. I forget what it's called but I know it's by Eminem. What's the song called again? I used to sing it all the time.

[ - ] IsnotthatcoolinreallifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Without Me.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Why was she looking at her dad's computer anyway? Nosy bint deserves to be mentally scarred.

[ - ] MadasaRabbit22Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What's a "bint"?

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Slang for 'young woman' in 1970s Cockney gangster films.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Is scarred for life*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hides knife behind back*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

ANDY!! How could you?

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I split my head open on a doorhandle when I was four. I am scarred for life.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*is belching out the goodness of carbonated drinks*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*points to chicken pox scar* I feel your pain, NCZ.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oops, NZC*

[ - ] MaxMan15000Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Today, I tried to go to this site. I accidentally typed myLIEisaverage.com. It seems appropriate. MLIA.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's a really nice story. You want to write that on a postcard and send it to Tony Blackburn's Magic Moments.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

They're playing Pussycat Dolls on the radio... I haven't heard this song in ages. (Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me etc. That song)

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt It is so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I like big butts and I can not lie, all you other brothers cant deny. When a girl walks in with an iddy biddy waist, and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

:)

[ - ] goodnighttravelwellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

FML?

[ - ] unionemmaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/22/demotivational-posters-dear-god/#comments Ohhhh BUSTED MATE! :DD

[ - ] unionemmaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

good work though...

[ - ] normal01Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is more like a FML. And if he gets a password he doesn't have to change his background.

[ - ] WinterGirl21Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Gasp* What is wrong with your Dad OP!?

[ - ] cookieface9Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

holy crapp do u have more than one mom???

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