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Today, i read an MLIA about how the swine flu fell on the chineese year of the pig, the bird flu fell on the year of the chicken, etc. curious, i looked it up, and noticed that 2012 is the year of the dragon... Dragon flu? end of the world, confirmed. MLIA.
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[ - ]  gurliwillCUTyouGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Dragons do not end the world.
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I concur.
 
[ - ]  CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dragons have their own planet, they're not going to waste their time here.
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It's called Pern, I believe...
 
[ - ]  abbi_is_a_centaurGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
But what about the Hadron Collider? If it makes a wormhole instead of a black hole, could it suck the Earth into a different solar system in a different galaxy where the dragons live?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 5Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
FUCK YOU!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
1995 was the year of the pig, was it not?
 
[ - ]  MadasaRabbit22Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It is.
 
[ - ]  StarTrekWarsGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
1995=My birthday year. Yes.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I have birthdays every year.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's strange, I thought I was the only one!
 
[ - ]  abbi_is_a_centaurGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know, me too :o
 
[ - ]  MyIsLifeAverageGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I was born on Feb 29th, (leap year) stop making me feel left out.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yes, as do I... I always wonder why people ask me what year my birthday is...
 
[ - ]  thatwaseasyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Today is my unbirthday :)
 
[ - ]  MadasaRabbit22Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Happy unbirthday. :D
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
A very merry unbirthday to you.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
And a happy happy unbirthday to youu~!
 
[ - ]  thatwaseasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Thank you, all of you :)
 
[ - ]  MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You're welcome.
 
[ - ]  StarTrekWarsGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Dragon flu is just some wimpy virus sunflower plants get when they grow too tall.
 
[ - ]  abbi_is_a_centaurGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Swine flu wasn't in the year of the pig, it was the year of the Ox. :3
 
[ - ]  abbi_is_a_centaurGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Or as far as I know...
 
[ - ]  pshewwGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
*points gun at OP. Pshewww!
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I've heard this one somewhere...
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
http://www.snopes.com/medical/swineflu/astrology.asp
 
[ - ]  xThaliaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Unicorns with their pet beavers will save us. Do not worry.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
...Instead of looking up things that don't matter, why don't you go take an English class?
 
[ - ]  Pen__isLandGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
You're fucking stupid, confirmed.
 
[ - ]  averageman18Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
Grabbing gun to kill you confirmed.
 
[ - ]  shmagamanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well we're all fucked now [!]
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dragon flu, what the fuck?
 
[ - ]  Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Everyone gets scaley and starts breathing fire. Then they die.
 
[ - ]  MadasaRabbit22Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Slayed.
 
[ - ]  N0VAM0DGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Slain.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
'Lo peoples!
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yo, homie.
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hey-o.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Alright, say goodbye to I_Want_Your_Virginity. I'm going to make a new account now...
 
[ - ]  shmagamanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodbye.
 
[ - ]  abbi_is_a_centaurGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Bye!
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
WHAT. Why?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodbye IWYV!
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Au revoir, mon amour.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Bu-but I like that name! Goodbye, IWYV.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
BUT I WANT YOU TO WANT MY VIRGINITY! Even though you've already taken it...
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Awe, but I'll miss you.. D=
 
[ - ]  MadasaRabbit22Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  waffledragonGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
So... you don't want my virginity anymore?
 
[ - ]  Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why?!
 
[ - ]  CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  pshewwGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodbye virginity!
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
You heard that despairing wail? That was, in fact, the DEATH OF COMEDY.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No!!! Somebody bring it back to life!! *cries*
 
[ - ]  CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Who are the Chineese?
 
[ - ]  N0VAM0DGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Apparently they live in Aysia. :B
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Fuck you. Learn how to write a story.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I love you.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Awww...you ARE here! I love you too!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
My hand hurts...I think I might have to go to the doctors soon...How was your day?
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I hope you do go, you need to, do it for love. My day was good but kinda lazy. I more or less ran around doing annoying errands. How was snowboarding?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Well that sounds exciting. Snowboarding was great. I thought about you today...kind of odd, but whatever.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It is because you love me! Pretty cute actually....
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I do love you! And hey, maybe one day you'll know my real name! :D
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You make me happy. I love talking to you and when you decide not be be stubborn, that would be great! I am not complaining though.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You make ME happy. I love talking to you too. I am not stubborn, I just don't want to put my name on this site.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*holds tightly and doesn't want to let go, ever*
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*Kisses*
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear BCF, I have to go for a bit but I will be on later. I hope that you are here. I love you, a lot. Love, Kiska
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Dear Kiska, that makes me sad. I will most likely be here. I love you sooo much. Love, BCF.
 
[ - ]  eklypzGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
you are right. we will get you. We usually exercise restraint, but when we have the flu we cant stop sneezing fire.
 
[ - ]  dragonlovaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
true dat
 
[ - ]  TrippettaGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago
We've already established, Swine Flu did NOT happen during year of the BOAR (not pig), Avian Flu did NOT happen during year of the COCK (not chicken), and Mad Cow Disease did NOT happen during year of the OX. Do some research, idiots, they're way out of order. And FUCK that 2012 Bullshit, the world isn't ending. Stop being so Gullible.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Firstly, if you read the comments, you'd realize that we have been calling bullshit on this story for three whole minutes. Secondly, don't call us idiots. Thirdly, "gullible" should not be capitalized, idiot.
 
[ - ]  TrippettaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
When I posted the comment, there were only two other comments. I wasn't calling you idiots, I was calling the OP and and the first person I'd found who posted basically the same thing. And good for you, jerk. You found the one capitalization error I made in the entire post, which I cannot edit. I do hope your correcting me gave your pathetic self some self-esteem.
 
[ - ]  TrippettaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Oh wait, you didn't even catch where I capitalized bullshit in my first comment. Too bad, jackass.
 
[ - ]  waffledragonGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Adding dragon onto a word or phrase does not make it cool.
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It seems to be working for you...
 
[ - ]  hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I hope dragons do not become the new thing on MLIA.
 
[ - ]  MadasaRabbit22Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
They will be..
 
[ - ]  xamazingxawesomexGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
copy cat... this one was already said
 
[ - ]  TheIcyLotusGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Swine Flu = Year of the Ox Fail much?
 
[ - ]  abbi_is_a_centaurGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's what I said!
 
[ - ]  iKit5Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I didn't read the post. Is it worth it?
 
[ - ]  joygyamfiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No. It's all bullshit and lies. Something about dragons and swine flu? Although, dragons are cool..
 
[ - ]  joycehoGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
the world isn't going to end in 2012. i promise
 
[ - ]  coldxpurpleGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
...what kind of lunar calendar are you using? 2012 is the year of ox...FAIL
 
[ - ]  VolaxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
actually the dragon, my bro was born in 2000, Dragon, the calender is 12 years,...so like... go figure
 
[ - ]  ally3277Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's all incredibly inaccurate.
 
[ - ]  OPOSSOMGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
OMG I WAS 777 averager!!!!!!! i feel cool.............
 
[ - ]  OPOSSOMGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
and there are kamodo dragons here so they could get flu....
 
[ - ]  Deavas86Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
2010 on the chinese calander is year of the rooster (cock). This is a bad year to lose your virginity
 
[ - ]  VolaxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
no its no, isa the tiger
 
[ - ]  batskiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
It's called DRAGON POX, n00bs. XD
 
[ - ]  CharliesDragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You stole my reply... Thanks!
 
[ - ]  mallegonianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Mine too! Oh well, *high fives*
 
[ - ]  musiclife3014Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oh I was going to say that! GO HARRY POTTER NERDS!
 
[ - ]  poppinuallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
2007 was the year of the pig.
 
[ - ]  dragonlovaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
no it wont be dragon flu just all the dragons i have been raising for the past couple of years will be unleashed december 22 2012 and i will watch from a distance. Sucks to be a dragon hater :P
 
[ - ]  dragonlovaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
no it wont be dragon flu just all the dragons i have been raising for the past couple of years will be unleashed december 22 2012 and i will watch from a distance. Sucks to be a dragon hater :P
 
[ - ]  monkeyzrule13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
How big are they? I bet my dragon is bigger XP
 

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