MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I ate your cat.

[ - ] averageman18Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's good with ketchup.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Pussy and ketchup? Gross.

[ - ] averageman18Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your right it's better with mayo.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Is mayonaise an instrument?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That sounds sexy.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I actually laughed...just a little.

[ - ] MicrosoftGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Same.

[ - ] shmagamanGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"...And then she brutally clawed my face. MLIDismembered."

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

I hate cats.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Me too!!! they don't do anything. Just sit there getting boners on you!

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

They will not forget tyat

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*that

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Get a life.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Erm...look at your username. I suspect OP isn't alone.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My username is a joke. If you cannot accept that then the OP and I are not alone, either.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I was kidding. I apologized for any offense, my judgement of this kinda stuff is a little off right now. Sorry.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*apologize

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Don't apologize, you said it, deal with it.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Tee hee. Meow.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Do you really have nothing better to do?

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Well I'd rather do that with a cat then comment on MLIA all the time. Animals amuse me more than here. Even though I do love MLIA.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I understand though why I'm badded with that comment.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Then what the heck are you doint on here if you feel that meowing at a cat for ten minutes is a better way to spend your time then commenting?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Doing*

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't have a cat.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fine. An animal, then. And in your previous comment you said cat.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

OP: 'Meow.' 'Meow.' 'Meow.' - Cat: 'Bitch.' 'Slut.' 'Whore.'

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

^My conversation with my cat. Yes, I do have nothing better to do, other than masturbate, and yes, not even animals wish to converse with me with respect.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fuck. You. Clone.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

Clone! I thought you would get bored?

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You continue to sit upon a throne of lies, clone!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hugs* My REAL friend!!! *glares at clone* FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ClONE!!!!!!!!

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I know right? Pain. In. The. Fucking. Ass.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh my gosh! Die, clone! DIE!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You ARE the clone you dumbshit! SO GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU FUCKING TROLL!!!!! GO TO HELL IN A FUCKING HANDBASKET YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*hugs friend*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm so glad it's the real you! ^_^ I hate having to check every time I talk to you... :(

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me too, trust me. This jerk should leave already...

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You know, you're probably my only real friend, though I haven't met you once.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The cat was trying to tell you to get a life. Pay attention! Moron.

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

OPs are such dumbfucks sometimes.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Fuck you! Go back to your old username!

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I no longer have a perverted name. Oh joy.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

.... IWYV?

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you The Commenter Formerly Known As IWYV?

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Did you finally reach your virginity quota?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Does this mean I can hug you without worrying about you taking my virginity?

[ - ] averageman18Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Pervert.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

IWYV:(. Don't be upset, your new name is pretty cool.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I liked you better as IWYV.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*wonders where the heart she put on the end disappeared to*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You dropped this <3 *gives heart to Dusty*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thank you Hickey!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I ate it...

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've gotten so much unwanted hate and bads because of that name, though.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What silly billy would do that?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I never badded you, enen when you attempted to take my virginity. It's all in the name, nobody should get upset.

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I liked you better too! But who cares, people who judged you based on your username are idiots.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me toooooo!! Now I feel all safe like and I'm not guarding my virginity anymore. It feels weird!!

[ - ] NinetaIesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your name reminds me of Fallout 3.

[ - ] LoneWandererGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's where I got it from.

[ - ] NinetaIesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Okay.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're finished being IWYV? MLIA will not be the same!

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Replace the word 'cat' with the word 'pussy' and this becomes infinitely funnier. As in all such situations.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"My pussy meowed at me so I meowed back at her." Yeah, I just don't find that funny. At all. Saying pussy doesn't make it perverted or funny, so it's pointless to replace 'cat' with 'pussy' in this post.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, go back to Penisland.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, I have to agree. Although Pen_isLand's SN doesn't really make me "lawl" either...

[ - ] anderh37Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've done that before.

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I've done YOUR MUM before.

[ - ] pandamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

We all have.

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Its nice.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I do this too, like once or twice not for 10 freaking minutes!!!

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"YESSSTHHHH!" -Sammy Sprinkler.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

wow that almost made me puke a bit.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Then the cat died of starvation, or was it cancer?

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No no no. It was from living with OP for so long, silly.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Eh, I do this, but I don't time it, and I don't just sit around mocking my cat for ten minutes straight.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Same.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wal-Mart has lives on sale...you might want to go check some out.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

*Masturbates* you know, your comments are very satisfying towards my vagina.

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Back off clone! Sorry, BCF, this loser has nothing better to do.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You, clone, have serious issues to be pretending to be the real you while making fun of clone you, when you yourself are said clone. DO you not know the wonders of copy and paste?

[ - ] keiIabellaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I DO know the wonders of copy and paste, just seeing how many I can manage to fool. Tell me, if you were ignorant towards your beloved copy and paste detection method, would you, perhaps believe above comment to be the real keilabella?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

keiIabella

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate how it looks like it should be keiLabella, but it's keiilabella... it's GAY.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Shit, can you run out and grab some for me?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just bought the last one. I heard that K-Mart has some cheap ones.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodbye everyone! <33

[ - ] CatswillruletheworldonedayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm sure she was trying to hypnotize you into her command.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My stomach made a noise and I thought it was my cat.

[ - ] tinybluesmileyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Wow. I thought talking to my computer was weird... O_o

[ - ] MioneWazlibGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's my favorite hobby. my cats get pissed at me if I keep meowing back. It makes me laugh.

[ - ] orpcheGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Just did this 10 min ago!! I totally won!

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