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Today, my room mate thought she had lost her wallet, and was tearing the room apart looking for it. My other room mate and I both offered to call it to see if it would ring. It took us a few seconds to realize our mistake. MLIA

#1280144 Comments: 67 Vote: average 4956meh 423Share

[ - ] firstGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

first

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*tortures*

[ - ] averageman18Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Say second. SAY IT!

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*rapes with umbrella*

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Go into detail, please.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You really want me too?

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Tie them down with barded wire.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Keep going?

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

yes.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Cut them all around there body just in random places (don't kill them though), the put salt on them and in the wounds.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Keep going?

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It took us a few seconds to realize we we're stupid.**

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Were**

[ - ] xThaliaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like cereal.

[ - ] MicrosoftGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like milk.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like chocolate milk.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like potatoes.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I like boobies.

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

me too

[ - ] averageman18Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I as well.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who doesn't?

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

women

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I am a woman...

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

oh, ummmm, fags.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm a woman, I like boobies. I prefer my own but you know beggers can't be choosers.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

What mistake? Wait, your wallets don't ring?

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine sure does. I thought everyone's did.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine does...

[ - ] zebrasapienGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

what's so great about marv industry?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I wonder what type of wallet OP has...

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine rings! I thought it was normal...

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mine beats itself up from lack of self-confidence.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh wow. A new level of stupidity.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I lost my camera last week somewhere (I swear, it's in my friend's car and he's just not looking hard enough... anyway...) and I keep thinking to myself, "Maybe I should just call it" or "I wish I could call my camera". They should invent something that keeps track of your items for you :(

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Try FutureShop or what ever electronics store you have in your area. My cousin bought a little tracker that you stick on the back of your MP3 player, or iPod, or phone for about thirty dollars. When you lose it, you press this button and it starts to beep really loudly.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Really?! I wish I had known about this. I'm going to check this out for sure. I'm not really upset about losing the camera, it can be replaced. I'm upset I lost my pictures and that they don't make that model of camera anymore. Boo.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It took me a few seconds to kill you.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So, you don't keep your cellular in your wallet?

[ - ] soeffingcoolitwillblowyourmindGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

So, you still call it a cellular?

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Of course.

[ - ] soeffingcoolitwillblowyourmindGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's weird. I named mine Geraldo.

[ - ] soeffingcoolitwillblowyourmindGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Except on Tuesdays. Then he's Carlos.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

If you liked your wallet you should have put a ring on it. (Loose, not very funny connection is loose and not very funny)

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Loose change in loose wallet? What a slutty piece of leather.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought it was rather clever.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thanks Marv :) I'm pretty tired, so I'm struggling a bit.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

No prob Wafflies. Aww, that's alright. You should to to bed.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*gets it*

[ - ] MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

YOUR MUM is loose and not very funny.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Uh huh... Yeahhh. Go call a wallet. Let's see what happens.

[ - ] Pen__isLandGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The world will explode if you call your wallet. It's a proven fact.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ok then. Let's go watch OP's world explode. I'm sure OP does not live on Earth.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Average: "typical; common; ordinary" Nice one, OP, this totally belongs here.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think it's pretty common for someone to lose something and think to themselves, "I'll just call it".

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

"MyLifeIsAverage is a place to share your everyday mediocrity. It is a place to post the mundane things in your life, and read about what makes life normal for other people." Everyday mediocrity? No.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

thats right!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I fail to see the point you're trying to make.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

1. We all know this is not an everyday occurence. 2. Because of such, we now know it is not average, meaning typical; common; ordinary. 3. It does not belong on this site, requiring everyday mediocrity as well as averageness.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

there are 69 mehs!

[ - ] shmagamanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It took me a few seconds to laugh at you both.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I don't laugh anymore.

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It took me a few seconds to F*** your mom. i<3 raywilliamjohnson

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

RING RING "Hello" "Uhh yeah hi wallet its me NZC, where are you?"

[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

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[ - ] Averagepickle96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WOAH! Y did it do that?

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